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OfflineCarnivalBarker
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Fuck
    #14668139 - 06/25/11 12:37 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

I met this real cute girl tonight, gave her my number, my buddy said she put it in her pocket and is going to call me. Pulled some of the smoothest moves I've got.


But I can't remember her fucking name.

Fuck,


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Invisible4runner
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Re: Fuck [Re: CarnivalBarker]
    #14668146 - 06/25/11 12:38 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

When she calls, she better have the decency to say, "Hi it's *insert name*."


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Re: Fuck [Re: 4runner]
    #14668150 - 06/25/11 12:39 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Let it be a nameless relationship.  Those are the best kind.


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Re: Fuck [Re: unam sanctum] * 2
    #14668157 - 06/25/11 12:40 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Ask her how she spells her name.

:thumbup:


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Re: Fuck [Re: NewWavePeace] * 1
    #14668164 - 06/25/11 12:41 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

:brilliant:


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Re: Fuck [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14668165 - 06/25/11 12:41 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

NewWavePeace said:
Ask her how she spells her name.

:thumbup:



:lol:


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Re: Fuck [Re: 4runner]
    #14668166 - 06/25/11 12:42 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

just ask who it is when she calls
and "anunnakian" .. nice, i acually just figured out all about that stuff, pretty interesting to say the least.


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Re: Fuck [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14668171 - 06/25/11 12:42 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

L  I  S  A

Are you retarded, click.

Mulva?


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Re: Fuck [Re: 4runner]
    #14668191 - 06/25/11 12:46 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

:trolldance:


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Re: Fuck [Re: CarnivalBarker]
    #14668196 - 06/25/11 12:48 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

CarnivalBarker said:
I met this real cute girl tonight, gave her my number, my buddy said she put it in her pocket and is going to call me. Pulled some of the smoothest moves I've got.


But I can't remember her fucking name.

Fuck,





I'm not that drunk yet.


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Re: Fuck [Re: Newlord]
    #14668202 - 06/25/11 12:48 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

ask your buddy what her name is


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OfflineCarnivalBarker
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Re: Fuck [Re: Newlord]
    #14668203 - 06/25/11 12:49 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

:highfive:

My brain has been working on this problem non-stop, and the name just popped into my head.

MAGGIE!!

(posting here in case I can't remember it again.

:highfive:


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Re: Fuck [Re: Newlord]
    #14668206 - 06/25/11 12:49 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

I've made girls show me their driver's license picture as a way to learn their name.


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Re: Fuck [Re: CarnivalBarker]
    #14668210 - 06/25/11 12:50 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

well done mate

well done..

now go beat off to her very existence.

doc is right on that move.


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Re: Fuck [Re: rackem]
    #14668215 - 06/25/11 12:52 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Got a sixteen year old's number tonight.




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Re: Fuck [Re: CarnivalBarker]
    #14668229 - 06/25/11 12:54 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

That's gonna kick ass if you thought of the wrong girls name.

It's really Dolores.


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Re: Fuck [Re: 4runner]
    #14668246 - 06/25/11 12:59 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
That's gonna kick ass if you thought of the wrong girls name.

It's really Dolores.




nuh uh.

It's maggie. I just found her on facebook and everything.


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Re: Fuck [Re: CarnivalBarker]
    #14668263 - 06/25/11 01:03 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

well. you are dumb... im also not liking the placenta. its nasty. but if you eat it i heard it gives you good karma.


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Re: Fuck [Re: 4runner]
    #14668280 - 06/25/11 01:07 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
L  I  S  A

Are you retarded, click.

Mulva?





this is what crossed my mind only it was Jane and she spelled it Qvxrpt


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Re: Fuck [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14668781 - 06/25/11 03:32 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

See he would have gotten a free pass on Maggie since it can also be spelled with a Y like "Maggy".


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