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Re: I kinda farted in her face during a BJ last night [Re: dshow]
    #14646773 - 06/21/11 03:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

get a butt plug :thumbup:

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Re: I kinda farted in her face during a BJ last night [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14652149 - 06/22/11 02:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i farted at least 10 times while reading this. humor makes me gassy too :blush:


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Re: I kinda farted in her face during a BJ last night [Re: Crystal G]
    #14653981 - 06/22/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
The last guy I fucked, I totally queefed on him while he was eating me out.

Not just one queef too, but three humongous blasts right to the face.

And I totally did it on purpose too.

I was :rofl2: after it. I think he was really grossed out, cause he never went down on me again after that. :rofl:

But dude... in my defense, it was totally his fault. I got air pockets trapped up there after the way he fucked me. I had to let it out. :shrug:




That is horrible! I am glad I have never been on the receiving end of something like that.

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Re: I kinda farted in her face during a BJ last night [Re: shLong]
    #14654014 - 06/22/11 01:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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shLong said:
:facepalm: She was pretty pissed. But whats a guy to do when there's like 150 PSI stored up and he's losing his boner thinking about his fart?

I really tried to hold it, I really did, but a few poppers came and cracked the dam and I was hoping she just thought it was lip smacks or something and then POW! right across the chin.

I did not get off last night

edited to remove the anon#1...Im no longer ashamed after reading this :lolsy:



:lolsy: epic fucking thread!!! i just laughed so hard that my 15 brother came in the room and was like wtf is so funny? i made him read it and he is RofL. omg my tears came out!!! lol


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Crystal G said:
The last guy I fucked, I totally queefed on him while he was eating me out.

Not just one queef too, but three humongous blasts right to the face.

And I totally did it on purpose too.

I was :rofl2: after it. I think he was really grossed out, cause he never went down on me again after that. :rofl:

But dude... in my defense, it was totally his fault. I got air pockets trapped up there after the way he fucked me. I had to let it out. :shrug:




at least it wasnt a real fart. that made me :lolsy: to . this is the funniest thread i read all day

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Re: I kinda farted in her face during a BJ last night [Re: b0ricuaguerrero]
    #14654376 - 06/22/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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b0ricuaguerrero said:
:lolsy: epic fucking thread!!! i just laughed so hard that my 15 brother came in the room and was like wtf is so funny? i made him read it and he is RofL. omg my tears came out!!! lol





You thought this thread was good? Check out this one I just posted: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14654324

You will laugh so hard you will cry.

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Re: I kinda farted in her face during a BJ last night [Re: Crystal G]
    #14654570 - 06/22/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Quote:

b0ricuaguerrero said:
:lolsy: epic fucking thread!!! i just laughed so hard that my 15 brother came in the room and was like wtf is so funny? i made him read it and he is RofL. omg my tears came out!!! lol





You thought this thread was good? Check out this one I just posted: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14654324

You will laugh so hard you will cry.




i was more disgusted than i lol, this one story is still my favorite.

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Re: I kinda farted in her face during a BJ last night [Re: dshow]
    #14655527 - 06/22/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It happens a lot, you're really over reacting... it's not like she shit on his face... I'v made girls queef a few times, i laugh, but they always seem to laugh a lot harder haha. Doesn't bother me... even tho one of them didn't want to hang out with me again after that :P  but yeah... if you dont go down on chicks then you'll spend a lot of time jacking off and wondering why no girls like you.

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Re: I kinda farted in her face during a BJ last night [Re: 88malice]
    #14657105 - 06/22/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

My ex girlfriend, the last person i had sex with, farted while we were having sex. Queefed before too. We just ignore it and keep going, just gotta laugh that shit off.
:smile:

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Re: I kinda farted in her face during a BJ last night [Re: shLong]
    #14657535 - 06/23/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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shLong said:
:facepalm: She was pretty pissed. But whats a guy to do when there's like 150 PSI stored up and he's losing his boner thinking about his fart?

I really tried to hold it, I really did, but a few poppers came and cracked the dam and I was hoping she just thought it was lip smacks or something and then POW! right across the chin.

I did not get off last night

edited to remove the anon#1...Im no longer ashamed after reading this :lolsy:






In all honesty, it happens. It's a good way to find out how much she really loves you.


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Re: I kinda farted in her face during a BJ last night [Re: withoutawire]
    #14657928 - 06/23/11 03:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I did this last night lmao


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Re: I kinda farted in her face during a BJ last night [Re: oONoodlesOo]
    #14658324 - 06/23/11 08:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Anon # 2, reveal yourself, you funny mother fucker:datass:

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