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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14538072 - 05/30/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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physicist said: When I was a teenager, I had an interview at subway and I stole a whole roll of those subway stamps that they gave back in the 90's. I didn't get the job but I ate free subway for several months. I wouldn't steal now though. I think it 
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: s240779]
#14538112 - 05/30/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: if it's something I do need like food, I'll find a way to get it without stealing
What if you can't get some food without stealing it? I mean, I guess if you begged enough you could get some food, but what if you're mad hungry and you know it'll be like 20 people or more before you can get a decent meal?
then I'll go through those 20 people, I'll hunt, trap, fish or what ever, I'll eat rats if I have to
luckily I know people to be more kind hearted than that
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14538702 - 05/31/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i wish i wasnt such an ass hole
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I used to steal when I was younger from stores sometimes but stopped immediately when I turned 18.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: gzuf]
#14538789 - 05/31/11 12:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Wal-Mart in my town has a parking stall designated just for police haha.
Most of the time when the alarm at the exit goes off from security tags, the people just keep walking and the greeter just stands there staring out the door. One time I went there and there was a paraplegic greeter, and someone left, it triggered the alarm, and he sat there saying "hey you, come back!", but the person just left hahahhaa. I've never seen him since. I only go an hour before they close, mostly just 20-30 year old's...no fatties or kids.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Irishdrunk]
#14539520 - 05/31/11 06:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Here's a couple tips since I work at that devil company, they don't really blacklist you like they want you to think most likely a month later they'll forget the entire thing unless you stole like 10 grand in merchandise. Associates are NOT allowed to fuck with you at all if you're caught stealing all they can do is call security or management and keep asking if they can help (kinda ironic). Also as a general rule if you're stealing less than 20 bucks they just let it go unless you're doing it pretty often or a manager watches you do it. Funny side story some crackhead tried to steal around 18 or 19 blurays and literally shit his pants when he was busted felt sorry for him but it was a bundle of laughs.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Dr. Myco]
#14539526 - 05/31/11 06:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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what are the rules for no recite store credit returns? is it 3 a year once the year starts or a year since your first return?
hmmm just a month?
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Dr. Myco]
#14539544 - 05/31/11 07:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dr. Myco said: Here's a couple tips since I work at that devil company, they don't really blacklist you like they want you to think most likely a month later they'll forget the entire thing unless you stole like 10 grand in merchandise. Associates are NOT allowed to fuck with you at all if you're caught stealing all they can do is call security or management and keep asking if they can help (kinda ironic). Also as a general rule if you're stealing less than 20 bucks they just let it go unless you're doing it pretty often or a manager watches you do it. Funny side story some crackhead tried to steal around 18 or 19 blurays and literally shit his pants when he was busted felt sorry for him but it was a bundle of laughs.
Yeah back when I was in HS I used to work at my local walmart. It was an OK company, just like any other dept store to work at but the people were pretty cool.
At least in our store security payed less attention to customer theft and more to employee theft. It was a part of their monthly budget expectations, that there would be x amount of "thrift" and then they would match what they actually lost and who was caught etc.
So many employees would fuck up their future by stealing shit - I don't get it at all. They knew they were being watched, and yet they would steal like 100$ from the cash, get caught, get a record, and bye bye being able to get another job..
After working at a store you tend to learn how they operate, and I was friends with the security guy, he was really chill, we used to prank other employees by calling them and pretending to be random fucked up customers (and we could watch their reactions). We also sent customers who called on loops around the store, transferring them from "department to department" while in reality we just put them on hold and then used another accent when we picked up the phone. We also used to use the dog toys to make funny noises on the PA system.
It would have been SO easy to steal shit because the majority of employees were not the most observant and I knew when security was there and when they were off. But stealing always seemed so
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the human abstract said: what are the rules for no recite store credit returns? is it 3 a year once the year starts or a year since your first return?
hmmm just a month?

You can return ANYTHING if you make a big enough fuss and go to the manager.
 The end result is the manager will ALWAYS give you what you want. The reason? Because if they do not, you can say you will complain to the district, and that makes the store look bad whether the customer is wrong or not. So they always just give in. It used to make me kind of pissed sometimes because I would tell the customer no fucking way, and then the manager would just reverse my decision.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Gotlib]
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the human abstract said: what are the rules for no recite store credit returns? is it 3 a year once the year starts or a year since your first return?
hmmm just a month?

You can return ANYTHING if you make a big enough fuss and go to the manager.
 The end result is the manager will ALWAYS give you what you want. The reason? Because if they do not, you can say you will complain to the district, and that makes the store look bad whether the customer is wrong or not. So they always just give in. It used to make me kind of pissed sometimes because I would tell the customer no fucking way, and then the manager would just reverse my decision.
That's what I fucking hate about American customer service (which is shitty enough as it is compared to other countries). It encourages and rewards consumers to act obnoxiously annoying, fat, obtuse, and rude.
I don't know why the fuck anybody would ever shop at Walmart. Maybe it's just me, but employee and business ethics are way too important for me to stoop that low.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Crystal G]
#14655826 - 06/22/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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duster and multiple boxes of triple c's were stolen everyday basically from my nearby walmart for years, until caught and tazered by police once when i was out of my mind on duster one night lol
never stole from there again
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: twigsin]
#14661017 - 06/23/11 04:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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fucking freon
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i wouldnt mind living near a walmart but they wanna build on the same road as a hospital, a rush hour traffic highway, single lane bridge and a fire station
fuck that shit man
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twigsin said: duster and multiple boxes of triple c's were stolen everyday basically from my nearby walmart for years, until caught and tazered by police once when i was out of my mind on duster one night lol
never stole from there again
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: s240779]
#14661157 - 06/23/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like walmart because their pharmacy has the cheapest prices out of anywhere else but other than that I dont go there. I get 30 8mg generic subutex for 108$ at walmart and the walgreens right nextdoor to it charges 200$ for the same amount so walmart is good for something.
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Hilarious. I hate walmart as well. In i never go there. I will go out of my way and even pay more if i have to.
Walmart is working with homeland security. Somethings not right there....
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