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OfflineManianFHS
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14599133 - 06/12/11 01:37 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

ask her to hold you in her arms and stroke your beautiful hair


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OfflineAzure Essence
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: ManianFH]
    #14599158 - 06/12/11 01:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation


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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14599347 - 06/12/11 03:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah anal feels good and is different, but its seriously pretty gross. The only time I've done it successfully was with a chick who I never seen eat. So I was pretty confident there wouldn't be much of a mess. I came in her ass and it was nice but afterwards I felt disgusted and my dick smelled like shit. I would avoid it unless you wear a condom. pussy > ass


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Anonymous #5

Re: Just came on her face [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14603073 - 06/12/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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pmb said:
Yeah anal feels good and is different, but its seriously pretty gross. The only time I've done it successfully was with a chick who I never seen eat. So I was pretty confident there wouldn't be much of a mess. I came in her ass and it was nice but afterwards I felt disgusted and my dick smelled like shit. I would avoid it unless you wear a condom. pussy > ass



Get your freak on man.

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Azure Essence said:
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation



But that's a little too freaky, man. I mean, there are some fucked up people in the world, but who would go that far?


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OfflineJoolz
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14603717 - 06/12/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Anal sex is just the test to find out if you have the ability to let go. I personally lick every asshole that I'm with, and try to put my dick in it if I can too. Other people just get grossed out by it.

Fuck it.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Just came on her face [Re: Joolz]
    #14605722 - 06/13/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Joolz said:
Fuck it.



Literally.


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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14608823 - 06/13/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
but she just laughed and said she liked it(in the eye)...this was while she was wiping the rest of my cum off her face and sucking it off her fingers!




Oh man, you have no idea of the crazy about to befall you.  :lol:


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Offlinemm.
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: pmb]
    #14621786 - 06/16/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You guys need to read up on how to clean asses. Seriously, if you do it right anal doesn't result in any smells or poop.


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OfflineApostle
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14621836 - 06/16/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
.  Don't lose this chick until you have tried it all or have a few other skanks on the side.



best advice ever.


i had  fuck toy n didnt even ream her ass tho i could have


now i think of what could have been, tho i did still do quite a bit


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OfflineUzziel
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: mm.]
    #14621952 - 06/16/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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mm. said:
You guys need to read up on how to clean asses. Seriously, if you do it right anal doesn't result in any smells or poop.




Or we could just stick with a relatively clean vagina that doesn't make your dick smell like poop sometimes...

Anal isn't that great.... yeah its okay but it's seriously nothing to write home about... I'd rather not bother with all that mess.


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Offline2jew4u
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Uzziel]
    #14622200 - 06/16/11 11:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You should Donkey punch her-  FILM IT AND POST IT- She is a kinky bitch like that- And you would be the first on the net-!!!


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InvisibleHarry Jackson
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: 2jew4u]
    #14624346 - 06/16/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Just buy her a collar and leash.  :shrug:  :hitit:


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Everything I say is a lie.

"The mind and body must be subjected to extreme stimulus, by means of drugs and music."
~Hunter S. Thompson

I am a sybaritic, an epicure of the most deviant kind. Hedonism is my religion, and I devote my life to sensuous pleasure and decadence.

So who are you to tell me how to live my life, 'cause I won't give this up, these are my shoes, my view, my cue to say I do give a fuck!
And pretty soon I'ma bloomin' it'll be alright, 'cause every day's another chance to ignite, 'cause I'm addicted, I'm addicted, I'm addicted to this universal feeling of life

I feel like a child, so naked and wild, your body's my playground, where pure is defiled :gethigh:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Just came on her face *DELETED* [Re: Harry Jackson]
    #14626283 - 06/17/11 12:51 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Anonymous #1

Re: Just came on her face [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14626554 - 06/17/11 03:17 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Well the anal was nice, no shit on my dick either. It's definitely something we will be doing again. I still think I prefer puttin the P in the V though.
She also made a little trip to the sex shop one day while I was at work and when I got home surprised me with a plethora sexual devices/outfits/games...  :awesomenod:
I definitely got lucky with this one. The girl ALWAYS wants to :doggystyle: and foreplay is never necessary, even though we still do it, because this girl is wet before she takes her pants off!


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OfflineBoheim
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14626582 - 06/17/11 03:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

get a swing...always wanted to see how those would work out. :strokebeard:


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You can read books about mycology and taxonomy all your life, until you actually go out and hunt mushrooms you are nothing but a bloody n00b. Same goes for mushroom cultivation or any other subject. Theoretical knowledge is nothing without practical application of that knowledge.
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OfflineJoolz
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Boheim]
    #14629165 - 06/17/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Nice. I had one of those for a few weeks. Then her baby daddy showed up randomly and she hung out with him, even though he's a P.O.S. who doesn't even take care of his kid. I broke it off.

Fuck that bitch one time for me.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Just came on her face [Re: Joolz]
    #14630911 - 06/17/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Get right up to the point where you're about to fuck her, and then pies. Lots of lots and pies. Start a pie fight. Proceed to go directly to sleep afterwards.

Got the idea from my cousin, a hooker.


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OfflineBipolarbear
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #14632564 - 06/18/11 07:27 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

If she will let you do anything then tell her you want to take naked pics of her and post them online and then come back here and do exactly that.  :niggawe:


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InvisibleHarry Jackson
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Bipolarbear]
    #14632718 - 06/18/11 08:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Bipolarbear said:
If she will let you do anything then tell her you want to take naked pics of her and post them online and then come back here and do exactly that.  :niggawe:



QFT
:titsgtfo:


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Everything I say is a lie.

"The mind and body must be subjected to extreme stimulus, by means of drugs and music."
~Hunter S. Thompson

I am a sybaritic, an epicure of the most deviant kind. Hedonism is my religion, and I devote my life to sensuous pleasure and decadence.

So who are you to tell me how to live my life, 'cause I won't give this up, these are my shoes, my view, my cue to say I do give a fuck!
And pretty soon I'ma bloomin' it'll be alright, 'cause every day's another chance to ignite, 'cause I'm addicted, I'm addicted, I'm addicted to this universal feeling of life

I feel like a child, so naked and wild, your body's my playground, where pure is defiled :gethigh:


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