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I_was_the_walrus
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The impossible to find women....where the fuck?
#14607040 - 06/13/11 03:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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So Ill just put this here, if you know her, or if she is here, please send her in my direction.
Must like psychedelics. Must. Oddly enough, I cant stand the sound of a razor blade on a plate. I dont like pills or cocaine either. What a hypocrite, right? Moving on.... Knows how to play an instrument. Any instrument. Im tired of meeting girls who think "dancing" is something to be proud of. Gimme a break. 12 year old girls want to be dancers. Has a goal, and is on a path toward accomplishing it. Even just a 2 year technical degree. Fucking anything. And no, opening a cupcake shop that will definitely fail, leaving you in debt for years is not a goal. DOES NOT HAVE A TATTOO ON HER LOWER BACK Does not have kids. Is not already taken.
Does she exist?
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14607065 - 06/13/11 03:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh and is also STD free. MUST
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Scarab74
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14607092 - 06/13/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You have impoosibly high standards. Most cool, accomplished, mature women have tramp stamps as postcards from their youth. But I wish you luck. It's good to have a vision for what or whom you want!
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: Scarab74]
#14607177 - 06/13/11 04:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I dont think my standards are high. I just have a taste for independent women that arent swayed by trends.
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14609651 - 06/13/11 11:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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no shes right, you got some high standards dude. heh
you didnt mention much about mentality, which is probably my biggest must in a girl. Is she mentally stable? Is she happy with life and what shes got? Is she free from infirmities that require constant medical attention?
Disposition towards life is probably one of the most important attributes I could think of though.
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: ManianFH]
#14609667 - 06/13/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like psychedelics and the only other thing I'll touch is mdma. Rarely drink and smoke pot, but it's not because I am against it, my body doesn't like regular use. I have a bachelor's degree but I do not work in that field. I do have a professional job. I am single, no children, late 20's, and I have zero tattoos and all my piercings have been retired. I like music but I do not dance nor play an instrument, unless you count high school band instruments which I have not picked up in 10+ years. I am still probably not someone you would ever consider dating.
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14609731 - 06/13/11 11:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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you didnt mention much about mentality, which is probably my biggest must in a girl. Is she mentally stable?
Dude, shes a girl. Haaa all kidding aside. Im honestly projecting my personalisms out in regards to what Im looking for.. I relate a love for music, psychedelics, an education and logical aspirations to level headed-ness. I understand she may have all of these qualities, and still be crazy as fuck. Its just not something Ive ever come across.
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Anonymous said: I like psychedelics and the only other thing I'll touch is mdma. Rarely drink and smoke pot, but it's not because I am against it, my body doesn't like regular use. I have a bachelor's degree but I do not work in that field. I do have a professional job. I am single, no children, late 20's, and I have zero tattoos and all my piercings have been retired. I like music but I do not dance nor play an instrument, unless you count high school band instruments which I have not picked up in 10+ years. I am still probably not someone you would ever consider dating.
Where are these women?
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orison
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14609747 - 06/13/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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so to a star trek convention..
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: orison]
#14609778 - 06/14/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ill search the fuggin earth if I have to
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orison
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14609855 - 06/14/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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can you swim/? Earth is mostly water and there are plenty of fish in the sea.. Speaking of. Go to plenty of fish and troll some sluts..
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: orison]
#14609913 - 06/14/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dude go to a foreigner church, Russian orthodox or Pentecostal, Greek, or other ethnic based church (avoid Hispanics and other brown people like me cuz the women are way unstable emotionally). Eastern bloc chicks are great, but very realistic and "cold". You find someone who was brought up in a very sheltered lifestyle and they're bound to want to explore what the world has to offer. You'll know the ones that wanna explore. Plus they play instruments, more than likely won't get tattoos to not disgrace their parents, and are hot
Only other side not is a first generation or direct immigrant adds to the "old world" upbringing, amd a lack of the truly superficial mentality you find so much in today's youth.
*disclaimer, any ethnic statements are from personal experiences and should not, and do not apply to all peoples in aforementioned group. Stereotypes are wrong, and should not be used as a general guide to avoid introducing yourself to someone based on their look or lifestyle in a presumptive measure to avoid being annoyed or angered at ignorance or conflicted views.
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: fngbronco]
#14609933 - 06/14/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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if i find her she's all mine. if she has a sister i'll toss her your way.
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: broken]
#14618491 - 06/15/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maybe she's not taken yet because she prefers being single. At least it's my reason.
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? *DELETED* [Re: mundane]
#14620399 - 06/16/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: flameclown]
#14620455 - 06/16/11 12:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Right now Im choosing to be single...I want to be anyway. Concentrate on school and takin care of business. On the other hand I know the next pretty face is gonna send me head over heals. It happens every time, and its hard to resist. Deep down Im in love with the idea of being in love and all this girly "soul mate" garbage. Fucking girls...gettin me all puppy eyed
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14623111 - 06/16/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm just a really independent person who doesn't feel like she needs a man in her life. I've got a dog, though. She's pretty awesome, and pretty much the best companion I could ask for.
Whatever I want, whenever I want...why would I want to give that up?
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14633354 - 06/18/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus said: I dont think my standards are high. I just have a taste for independent women that arent swayed by trends.
please let me know when you find her, so i can snatch her away from you while you aint lookin'
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14633376 - 06/18/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said: Right now Im choosing to be single...I want to be anyway. Concentrate on school and takin care of business. On the other hand I know the next pretty face is gonna send me head over heals. It happens every time, and its hard to resist. Deep down Im in love with the idea of being in love and all this girly "soul mate" garbage. Fucking girls...gettin me all puppy eyed 
shit man, i'm the exact same as you, minus the whole going to school part. i feel i'm not old enough yet to put forth the required amount of work to succeed in post-secondary education, so i'm a bit apprehensive towards enrolling.
that being said, fuckin' girls bro. there's this one girl at my work, cute as fuck = i'm instant everytime she walks buy. she's probably a sucker for trends but dammit i wish she wasn't.
a serious question for you, ever found that girl? and if so how did she get away? i did.... she dumped me because "god" told her not to date me anymore as i was not "the one". yeah, i dated a heavily devout christian. we would've clicked 100% if not for that. it was doomed from the start but we gave 3 years up trying
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: TheOceanInside]
#14643370 - 06/20/11 02:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds like we all want the same kind of woman. Why doesn't the Shroomery start a dating service?
Oh right, 90% dudes...
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Re: The impossible to find women....where the fuck? [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
#14656236 - 06/22/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ya man she exists Ive met her but I never even tried to date her i might have been able to pull it off but it wouldnt have worked out the perfect girl just makes you look terrible
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