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I jerk off way too much!
    #14605056 - 06/13/11 08:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Ugh, I've been spankin it twice a day for the past couple years and I'm starting to feel like it's a chore.  That and my poor right hand/neck are starting to hurt.  BUT I can't seem to stop!! 

If I spent 1/2 the time I spend jerking off working on my art I'd be pretty accomplished. 

So here is my question...If I were to go down to less will my sex drive eventually go down OR will I just be crazy horny all the time with no relief?  Also, at what age will my sex drive start to wind down?  I'm 34 BTW.


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14605062 - 06/13/11 08:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:what:


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: the human abstract]
    #14605071 - 06/13/11 08:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

its probably due to boredom and habbit. go out and find something else to do.


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14605103 - 06/13/11 09:07 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

why does your neck hurt? you blowing yourself?

i jerk off twice a day sometimes. usually once a day. but i don't see an issue.

orgasms are awesome.


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
    #14605134 - 06/13/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Sonny Cheeba said:
i jerk off twice a day sometimes. usually once a day. but i don't see an issue.

orgasms are awesome.




same


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: automan]
    #14606842 - 06/13/11 03:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

As long as your penis isn't hanging off its last thread, I can't imagine there being too much of a problem.


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: gENERIX]
    #14606868 - 06/13/11 03:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

No problem with this, and the neck hurting... :confused:


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #14607795 - 06/13/11 06:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe he beats it all intense. I image if you were to stop youd just be horny thinking about it all day. Like mentioned above, you need a distraction. Get a hobby.


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14608005 - 06/13/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Like any habit you're trying to break, you got to change your routine. Say, for example, if you jerk off in the shower in the mornings, then change to taking showers at night.


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14609196 - 06/13/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Twice a day...:smirk: thats it?

If you are sore from jerking twice a day, you really need to get out and exercise.  This will also help you relax in a different way that will make you feel better about yourself maybe :shrug:

Don't be ashamed, there is nothing wrong with you, buddy :thumbup:


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #14610529 - 06/14/11 05:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Excessive masturbation can be a problem.

http://abchomeopathy.com/forum2.php/48321/

However.. it's quite a fun problem :grin:
But seriously, yeah. After about 2 weeks you don't so much notice anymore, just don't hang around scantily clad women all the time ;P

AND REMEMBER. If your body is producing copious amounts of certain hormones and you're no longer releasing them, you may make some kind of decision you regret! :tongue:


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I am a sybaritic, an epicure of the most deviant kind. Hedonism is my religion, and I devote my life to sensuous pleasure and decadence.

So who are you to tell me how to live my life, 'cause I won't give this up, these are my shoes, my view, my cue to say I do give a fuck!
And pretty soon I'ma bloomin' it'll be alright, 'cause every day's another chance to ignite, 'cause I'm addicted, I'm addicted, I'm addicted to this universal feeling of life

I feel like a child, so naked and wild, your body's my playground, where pure is defiled :gethigh:


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: Harry Jackson]
    #14610561 - 06/14/11 06:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:rofl2:
Did you actually read that link?

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Also, over-masturbation produces excessive DHT, norepinephrine, epinephrine, and prolactin, and then prolactin forces norepinephrine and epinephrine to bind into the sympathetic nervous alpha receptors for constriction of the blood vessels to trap DHT in the thin scalp skin where your hair rooting cells are over-burned resulting in hair scalp/loss , depression , loss of interest (for both sex or life), permanent destruction of the penis nervers.



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Upon initially taking our product, you will feel your erections become more firm and more engorged, you will be able to last longer, feel less pain in the prostate and testicles, and feel more alert and energized. The pain in the joints and muscles are caused by an increase in prostaglandin and our herbal blend will balance this out and relieve these pains. The beauty of LoveLonger III is that it was formulated so that it works with your body and habits. It will balance out your testosterone-estrogen ratio and pump neurochemicals into your body but your body won’t become reliant on the supplement. It works, as I have been told by many enthusiastic users, and is the best thing a person suffering from over-masturbation symptoms can do.





pump neurochemicals into your body but your body won’t become reliant on the supplement. It works, as I have been told by many enthusiastic users, and is the best thing a person suffering from over-masturbation symptoms can do!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :rofl::rofl::rofl:


Edited by moonrockmushy (06/14/11 06:13 AM)


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #14610613 - 06/14/11 06:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
:rofl2:
Did you actually read that link?

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Also, over-masturbation produces excessive DHT, norepinephrine, epinephrine, and prolactin, and then prolactin forces norepinephrine and epinephrine to bind into the sympathetic nervous alpha receptors for constriction of the blood vessels to trap DHT in the thin scalp skin where your hair rooting cells are over-burned resulting in hair scalp/loss , depression , loss of interest (for both sex or life), permanent destruction of the penis nervers.



Quote:

Upon initially taking our product, you will feel your erections become more firm and more engorged, you will be able to last longer, feel less pain in the prostate and testicles, and feel more alert and energized. The pain in the joints and muscles are caused by an increase in prostaglandin and our herbal blend will balance this out and relieve these pains. The beauty of LoveLonger III is that it was formulated so that it works with your body and habits. It will balance out your testosterone-estrogen ratio and pump neurochemicals into your body but your body won’t become reliant on the supplement. It works, as I have been told by many enthusiastic users, and is the best thing a person suffering from over-masturbation symptoms can do.





pump neurochemicals into your body but your body won’t become reliant on the supplement. It works, as I have been told by many enthusiastic users, and is the best thing a person suffering from over-masturbation symptoms can do!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :rofl::rofl::rofl:



Eh. I skimmed it, musta gotten a bad one. Y'all can do your own research, I just remember reading something on it awhile back.
I was half joking anyway.


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Everything I say is a lie.

"The mind and body must be subjected to extreme stimulus, by means of drugs and music."
~Hunter S. Thompson

I am a sybaritic, an epicure of the most deviant kind. Hedonism is my religion, and I devote my life to sensuous pleasure and decadence.

So who are you to tell me how to live my life, 'cause I won't give this up, these are my shoes, my view, my cue to say I do give a fuck!
And pretty soon I'ma bloomin' it'll be alright, 'cause every day's another chance to ignite, 'cause I'm addicted, I'm addicted, I'm addicted to this universal feeling of life

I feel like a child, so naked and wild, your body's my playground, where pure is defiled :gethigh:


Edited by Harry Jackson (06/14/11 06:25 AM)


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: Harry Jackson]
    #14610646 - 06/14/11 06:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Heres a tip - anytime you see the word homeopathy in the link, do not use that as a source.

Ok, I'm gonna go research this man, I'll get back to ya with the results 

:sherm:


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #14610654 - 06/14/11 06:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

As if I even looked at the link :wink: Copy, paste. All done.


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Everything I say is a lie.

"The mind and body must be subjected to extreme stimulus, by means of drugs and music."
~Hunter S. Thompson

I am a sybaritic, an epicure of the most deviant kind. Hedonism is my religion, and I devote my life to sensuous pleasure and decadence.

So who are you to tell me how to live my life, 'cause I won't give this up, these are my shoes, my view, my cue to say I do give a fuck!
And pretty soon I'ma bloomin' it'll be alright, 'cause every day's another chance to ignite, 'cause I'm addicted, I'm addicted, I'm addicted to this universal feeling of life

I feel like a child, so naked and wild, your body's my playground, where pure is defiled :gethigh:


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: Harry Jackson]
    #14614315 - 06/14/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Excessive masturbation :feelsgoodman:


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14614992 - 06/14/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'd agree taking up a hobby or something to distract you or use your time more productively would help.

I don't jack off near that much anymore, once I started distracting myself with hobbies or video games or something then it tends to be on your mind much less. Also it's probably more of a habit for you by now so you'd have to break that first.

I may do it like 1-4 times a month now, but I have sex nearly every day  (or more):awetongue:  get a girlfriend :tongue2: :doggystyle:


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: Harry Jackson]
    #14615694 - 06/15/11 02:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Harry Jackson said:
As if I even looked at the link :wink: Copy, paste. All done.




Yeah I figured, no big deal.  Homeopathy is just kind of a pet peeve of mine, along with other 'Snake Oil' salesman.  As long as you don't believe that shit, we're cool :cool:


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #14615794 - 06/15/11 03:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
Yeah I figured, no big deal.  Homeopathy is just kind of a pet peeve of mine, along with other 'Snake Oil' salesman.  As long as you don't believe that shit, we're cool :cool:



Lol nope. Currently engrossed in an argument about tarot cards, my friend actually believes in them! And this isn't some idiot I found on the street, this guy is very clever, very scientific, and believes in tarot cards. >_>


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Everything I say is a lie.

"The mind and body must be subjected to extreme stimulus, by means of drugs and music."
~Hunter S. Thompson

I am a sybaritic, an epicure of the most deviant kind. Hedonism is my religion, and I devote my life to sensuous pleasure and decadence.

So who are you to tell me how to live my life, 'cause I won't give this up, these are my shoes, my view, my cue to say I do give a fuck!
And pretty soon I'ma bloomin' it'll be alright, 'cause every day's another chance to ignite, 'cause I'm addicted, I'm addicted, I'm addicted to this universal feeling of life

I feel like a child, so naked and wild, your body's my playground, where pure is defiled :gethigh:


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Re: I jerk off way too much! [Re: the human abstract]
    #14618205 - 06/15/11 03:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

This thread made me want to jerk it


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