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InvisibledeCypher
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Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick...
    #14613202 - 06/14/11 04:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

is a blast.  She motorboated more tits than I did.  :lol:

What have your experiences been with strip clubs?  I've gone before just with guy friends and the whole thing seemed like a giant waste of money combined with mixed feelings of desperation/blue balls, but going with women who are down with discussing various merits to female anatomy on stage is definitely hot as fuck.


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: deCypher]
    #14613217 - 06/14/11 04:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Only been once in Vegas. Was waiting for my friend to arrive downtown and went "Oh, look. A strip club."

I wasted a lot of money and left there so horny I was looking for a hole in the ground to fuck.

If you have some pussy to go home to, I'd say that the strip club is nice (albeit expensive) foreplay.
With another woman. One who is presumably hotter than the girl you're heading home to.


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: deCypher]
    #14613224 - 06/14/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:carl:  :jennajameson:


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14613228 - 06/14/11 04:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I've never been to a strip club :shrug:

never really had any desire to go. Plus you can't buy alcohol in strip clubs so I just go to the bars instead :thumbup:


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14613256 - 06/14/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
I wasted a lot of money and left there so horny I was looking for a hole in the ground to fuck.

If you have some pussy to go home to, I'd say that the strip club is nice (albeit expensive) foreplay.
With another woman. One who is presumably hotter than the girl you're heading home to.




:lol: word.

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Anthony917 said:
Plus you can't buy alcohol in strip clubs so I just go to the bars instead :thumbup:




Pretty sure the majority of strip clubs serve booze, bro... it's more expensive than at regular bars though so pregaming is a recommendable option.  :faded:


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: deCypher]
    #14613319 - 06/14/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yea really. i've never heard of a strip club that doesn't serve booze.


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: deCypher]
    #14613343 - 06/14/11 05:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Hookers.

Happy ending.


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: nice1]
    #14613373 - 06/14/11 05:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Never been to a strip club; waste of money IMO.

Whorehouses are where it's at!


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: deCypher]
    #14613389 - 06/14/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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deCypher said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
I wasted a lot of money and left there so horny I was looking for a hole in the ground to fuck.

If you have some pussy to go home to, I'd say that the strip club is nice (albeit expensive) foreplay.
With another woman. One who is presumably hotter than the girl you're heading home to.




:lol: word.

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Anthony917 said:
Plus you can't buy alcohol in strip clubs so I just go to the bars instead :thumbup:




Pretty sure the majority of strip clubs serve booze, bro... it's more expensive than at regular bars though so pregaming is a recommendable option.  :faded:




not in seattle :shrug:

actually I think there are a couple that have bars, but most of them do not

edit: the full nude ones do not serve alcohol


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: deCypher]
    #14613406 - 06/14/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Been to a few strip joints. A couple in the greater Sacramento area and some in Reno.

The Reno times where fun because it was coke and alcohol fueled mayhem with some old friends, one of which was living there.
The times in Sac where fun because my friend was the DJ(at 2 clubs) and his wife was the manager of the strippers at one.

But I think for the most part strip clubs are odd. You have to have the right mind set to have fun there. Other wise it is just a money pit. Just go to have fun, drink something, snort something and play pool with friends and look over at tits and ass. Sitting up front and lap dances.. meh. not my thang. Well except for that one chick in Reno that went out dancing to Iron Maiden. Front row center, fuck yeah.


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: 4runner]
    #14613433 - 06/14/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i went to a burlesque show on coke at Bally's in vegas and it was the best experience of my life
i saw precisely 100 boobies and a wall of feathers
classiest act ever
thats the only way to go
u jus drive up and do all the coke in the parking lot and then head in for the eye candy event of a lifetime


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: Coaster]
    #14613441 - 06/14/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Strip clubs are pretty tame IMHO. You should try a swingers party instead.


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: Crystal G]
    #14613450 - 06/14/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

God damned floating whorehouse.


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: Crystal G]
    #14613453 - 06/14/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

how aboot i jus start an orgy on the dancefloor @ the next massive :coaster:


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: Crystal G]
    #14613467 - 06/14/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Crystal Gs back.  Thought you were dead.

U still doing meth and smack and shit?


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: nice1]
    #14613499 - 06/14/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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nice1 said:
Crystal Gs back.  Thought you were dead.

U still doing meth and smack and shit?




Haven't touched meth in a couple years.

Was clean from heroin for 3, but I still do it occasionally (like once a month) as of 6 months ago.

I'm not against taking aphrodisiacs or trippers every now and then though.


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: Crystal G]
    #14613508 - 06/14/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:  Well hope your happy, as nothing else matters :sun:


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: Coaster]
    #14613702 - 06/14/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
i went to a burlesque show on coke at Bally's in vegas and it was the best experience of my life
i saw precisely 100 boobies and a wall of feathers
classiest act ever
thats the only way to go
u jus drive up and do all the coke in the parking lot and then head in for the eye candy event of a lifetime




I have heard those can be pretty bad ass. Sure it is not a strip joint type of thing but my old boss used to rave about the hula-hoop girl(s?).


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: 4runner]
    #14613710 - 06/14/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

My girlfriend REALLY wants to go to one

personally I'm disgusted and wouldn't wanna go :shrug:


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: pfxtc]
    #14614001 - 06/14/11 07:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Strip clubs are pretty tame IMHO. You should try a swingers party instead.




I've never been to one but the impression I get is that the typical age range at swingers parties is 30-40 and up... is it common for twenty-somethings to frequent 'em?

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pfxtc said:
My girlfriend REALLY wants to go to one

personally I'm disgusted and wouldn't wanna go :shrug:




Says the guy with as his avatar.  :rofldrunk:


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: deCypher]
    #14614009 - 06/14/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lol: That shit is awesome!

but strip clubs just seem nasty to me..

it's the desperation/blue balls environment you're talking about mostly.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14614099 - 06/14/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I have done this before, funner in some ways then going with other dudes in my experience. She will get all horny, and conveniently she is bi...catch my drift :bushdre:


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: cdnshroom]
    #14614215 - 06/14/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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She will get all horny, and conveniently she is bi...catch my drift :bushdre:




:wink: for the win!

Another notable occurrence of the evening was meeting two guys at the club who claimed to work for the CIA.  One was definitely more trashed than the other, who kept trying to shut him up and repeatedly told us that we couldn't tell anyone.  Still not entirely sure if they were just bullshitting, but they seemed to know a fair amount about what they were talking about (they mentioned that New Zealand, where I'm currently staying, is known for having a large communications surveillance presence in the Southern Hemisphere... 'Spy Valley' vinyards are huge around here.)


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Re: Going to the strip club with a bisexual chick... [Re: Crystal G]
    #14614238 - 06/14/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Strip clubs are pretty tame IMHO. You should try a swingers party instead.





holy fuck... yer alive


you never invite me to any swingers parties :sad:


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