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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Best In The World]
    #14611259 - 06/14/11 10:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Work that :brucelee: magic, Changsta...Fuck man, I'd be elbows deep in some Korean poon if I were you. You have the charisma, get to work, SON!
GTFO the Shroomery and go holler at some chicks (assuming you speak Korean :lol:)

Dont worry, I wouldve been a virgin late too if it hadnt been for a chance encounter with some random slut one night at 16-17

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
    #14611263 - 06/14/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You're an American in Korea...ACT LIKE IT  :tomsellick:

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Best In The World]
    #14611284 - 06/14/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Changsta is :feelsgoodman:

Something about your posts, man.

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: AcidStrippedMind]
    #14611294 - 06/14/11 10:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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AcidStrippedMind said:
Changsta is :feelsgoodman:

Something about your posts, man.


:thumbup:



QFT
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: AcidStrippedMind]
    #14611301 - 06/14/11 10:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
Wow. Your cheeks really got chubby through the years.

:Trollface:




LOL stop with that :frown: that's not nice lol

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shLong said:
Work that :brucelee: magic, Changsta...Fuck man, I'd be elbows deep in some Korean poon if I were you. You have the charisma, get to work, SON!
GTFO the Shroomery and go holler at some chicks (assuming you speak Korean :lol:)

Dont worry, I wouldve been a virgin late too if it hadnt been for a chance encounter with some random slut one night at 16-17




and LOL hahaha alright if you say so :laugh: Here in Korea, we say "HWAITING!" :laugh: which means good luck in high spirits :laugh: lol sir you have become an inspiration to me :nyan:


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Changsta is :feelsgoodman:

Something about your posts, man.

:thumbup:




and awww thanks maan I'm glad you like my posts :laugh: Just hope they don't overaccumulate and annoy the hell outta you :frown:

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Best In The World]
    #14611316 - 06/14/11 10:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

HWAITING

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Best In The World]
    #14611317 - 06/14/11 10:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I heard Asians evolved from aliens, which is why there're so many of them.


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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14611320 - 06/14/11 10:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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shLong said:
HWAITING




haha YESS! :laugh: HWAITING! :laugh:

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mongo lloyd said:
I heard Asians evolved from aliens, which is why there're so many of them.




LOL Asians/Aliens.. they sound the same I guess :shrug: good logic :grin:

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Best In The World]
    #14611334 - 06/14/11 10:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm going to assume you sound American?

I'd play that card,speak in English to the girls there and play the mysterious foreigner with tales from beyond :yesnod:


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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14611340 - 06/14/11 10:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

haha yes I do :grin:

LOL that actually is the best way to go since Korean girls love guys who can speak English..for some reason that I don't even know :tongue: but I like it since it works out in my favor :smile: :thumbup:

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Best In The World]
    #14611356 - 06/14/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Those Koren chicks are lucky I dont have a passport, or else they'd be iceing their twats due to Changsta 24/7 pounding...

(I assume you're with family a lot though, and that probably hinders it)

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Best In The World]
    #14611374 - 06/14/11 10:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Changsta said:
haha yes I do :grin:

LOL that actually is the best way to go since Korean girls love guys who can speak English..for some reason that I don't even know :tongue: but I like it since it works out in my favor :smile: :thumbup:



its because english people rock


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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14611401 - 06/14/11 10:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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shLong said:
Those Koren chicks are lucky I dont have a passport, or else they'd be iceing their twats due to Changsta 24/7 pounding...

(I assume you're with family a lot though, and that probably hinders it)




LOL yeaah :frown: :feelsbadman: but I'm going to hit the clubs in Hongdae after my parents leave to America first :laugh:



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Changsta said:
haha yes I do :grin:

LOL that actually is the best way to go since Korean girls love guys who can speak English..for some reason that I don't even know :tongue: but I like it since it works out in my favor :smile: :thumbup:



its because english people rock




and amen to that! :whathesaid:

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Best In The World]
    #14611413 - 06/14/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I hear Koreans put out on the 1s date, so YOU BETTER PUT OUT! :ahahaha::lolsy:

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Best In The World]
    #14611435 - 06/14/11 11:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

My friend was in Korea for a year teaching English. It went wholly in his favour.

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Changsta said:
haha yes I do :grin:

Korean girls love guys who can speak English..for some reason that I don't even know :tongue: :thumbup:




If you're from somewhere else it automatically makes you more interesting or it's at least a point of interest.

I'd suggest going to a busy bar with girls and having a drink. Take it easy,relax,take in the surroundings.

You speaking English in a different accent will make you stick out(in a good way). When you see a girl at the bar go up to get a drink and just smile and say hi. Maybe ask if she's from the area and that will enable you to lead into you talking about you teaching there and being from the U.S.

Maybe say about how the people there are so nice and friendly and just ask about her interests and what she is doing with herself.

Don't fret about the end result,socialising should be your priority. You'll know yourself how well you're getting on with whatever girl.

You more than likely will never see these people again so essentially you've nothing to lose.

Hope this is some help:thumbup:


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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14611477 - 06/14/11 11:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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shLong said:
I hear Koreans put out on the 1s date, so YOU BETTER PUT OUT! :ahahaha::lolsy:




hmmm lol I guess I should get started with the dates then! :laugh:

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Jimtown said:
My friend was in Korea for a year teaching English. It went wholly in his favour.

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Changsta said:
haha yes I do :grin:

Korean girls love guys who can speak English..for some reason that I don't even know :tongue: :thumbup:




If you're from somewhere else it automatically makes you more interesting or it's at least a point of interest.

I'd suggest going to a busy bar with girls and having a drink. Take it easy,relax,take in the surroundings.

You speaking English in a different accent will make you stick out(in a good way). When you see a girl at the bar go up to get a drink and just smile and say hi. Maybe ask if she's from the area and that will enable you to lead into you talking about you teaching there and being from the U.S.

Maybe say about how the people there are so nice and friendly and just ask about her interests and what she is doing with herself.

Don't fret about the end result,socialising should be your priority. You'll know yourself how well you're getting on with whatever girl.

You more than likely will never see these people again so essentially you've nothing to lose.

Hope this is some help:thumbup:




and oh my this really did help! haha now I'm motivated to go to a bar tomorrow night to pick up some chick thanks to you guys! :laugh: Shroomery always there for the help :laugh: I LOVE IT! :heart: :feelsgoodman:

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Best In The World]
    #14611553 - 06/14/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

my gf says you are hot =/


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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: LayinUp]
    #14611563 - 06/14/11 11:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Let him holla at your girl :lolsy:

j/k :datass:

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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
    #14611568 - 06/14/11 11:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i'm gonna have to teach this female to control her mouth a little better. domestic violence anyone?


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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Best In The World]
    #14611580 - 06/14/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

damn i wish i was as asian as you :thumbup:

too bad i'm not asian :feelsbadman:

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