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druqs
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Describe your shower technique...
#14611245 - 06/14/11 10:24 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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i like a shower, who doesn't?
fools in pools!
i prefer shower to bathing on most points, soak in your own filth? no ta!
only bonus to a bath is how a boiling hot one relaxes aching muscles.
everyone develops a nice routine for the perfect clean, might be interesting (shit boring) to here some?
1. lock door, turn shower on to 38°C, apply tooth paste to brush, do a shit, don't flush.
2. smoke my drug of choice just out the reach of the water.
3. vigorously shampoo hair, rinse, apply conditioner.
4. natural soap all over skin, scrub with coarse flannel, rinse
5. perfumed body wash all over, scrub with foamer, rinse.
6. drop water temperature to 20-25°C, brush teeth.
7. zone out.
8. gently rinse out hair conditioner.
9. drop temp to 10-15°C final full rinse.
10. wring-out flannel, clean tub with the jet setting, turn water off.
11. vibrate, fling arms about, lash head side to side, grab towel.
12. towel off, adorn boxer/briefs, flush toilet, wash hands and exit.
CONGRATULATIONS! you are now clean.
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LobsterSauce


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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: druqs]
#14611274 - 06/14/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Temperature gauge in your shower,what automobile do you have outside? 
Get in,apply shower gel.
It goes hair,armpits,chest,back and neck.
Rinse.
More shampoo.
Ass,bits,legs and feet.
Rinse.
Not much in it really.
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shLong



Registered: 03/04/10
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Loc: 'sconsin
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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14611283 - 06/14/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Get all wet
apply shampoo
grab loufa, apply body wash
put some of that gritty apricot shit on my face
rinse it all off
turn water off
squeege myself with my hands
grab towel and dry
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shLong



Registered: 03/04/10
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Loc: 'sconsin
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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: shLong]
#14611286 - 06/14/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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but yeah, shit before you shower and clean your asshole
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ifoundwaldo


Registered: 09/28/10
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Loc: Denver, CO
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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14611290 - 06/14/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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1. brush teeth.
2. turn hot water on. let the shower run a minute while i mouthwash. (shower should be a sauna after this.)
3. adjust water temperature to something in the warm-hot range. (if i gotta shit, now's the time!)
4. wash face (10% benzoyl peroxide). wash hair. (i like to use conditioner once a week because it makes my hair feel silky smooth.)
5. wash legs, ass, arms, stomach, back. in roughly that order. i just use the bar of soap itself.
6. turn off shower. dry off the majority of water with one towel. (now's when i would flush if i took a shit.)
7. open window and door. fan out the steam.
8. use another towel for drying the rest of myself.
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: druqs]
#14611297 - 06/14/11 10:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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enter shower
fap
work up a lather and clean self
fap
shampoo hair
fap
rinse everything off
final fap
fap fap fap fapfapfapfapfap
rinse again
dry off with towel
fappin in the shower is good
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shLong



Registered: 03/04/10
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Loc: 'sconsin
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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14611299 - 06/14/11 10:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sure are a lot of pre shower teeth brushers...I am the post shower variety
Oh and before I step in I turn the water off and let all the cold water down the drain, turn hot water back on and then commence.
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AcidStrippedMind
The Sunshine Fix



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Loc: Appalachia
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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: shLong]
#14611306 - 06/14/11 10:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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The gritty apricot shit is where it's at, evertime I use it 
Stuff smells AWESOME.
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druqs
ALKALOIDOHOLIC


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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14611307 - 06/14/11 10:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jimtown said: Temperature gauge in your shower,what automobile do you have outside? 
lol its just the hot tap has numbers on it!
we have a few golf carts outside as the garages are the other side of my estate 
actually, i fukin wish i owned a car!
oh yeh i forgot the optional wank/fap, i would do this first as it can take me forever in the shower for some odd reason....
Edited by druqs (06/14/11 10:43 AM)
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Best In The World
Respect The Pipebomb



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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: shLong]
#14611315 - 06/14/11 10:43 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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1) bring laptop to the bathroom to play music 2) get in the shower and turn on hot water 3) get out of shower, and while waiting for hot water to turn on, take off clothes 4) get in the shower again and brush teeth 5) then shampoo 6) then conditioner 7) then face cream 8) then body moisturizer 9) shave 10) rinse (dance while rinsing cuz it ) 11) hop out of shower 12) dry 13) lotion
FINITO! overall it x100
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mongo lloyd
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turn water on shampoo soap rinse done
y'all are overcomplicating shit
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hippielauren
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1. turn on warm water 2. undress 3. hop in and shampoo hair 4. condition hair (or else its like straw and tangles easy) 5. wash face then work my way down (i use dove, I gots the sensitive skin  6. rinse condtioner out 7. brush teeth 8. hop out and dry off 9. brush hair 10. tease husband if i feel like it
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Best In The World
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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14611393 - 06/14/11 10:55 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
mongo lloyd said: turn water on shampoo soap rinse done
y'all are overcomplicating shit
hahaha
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SpiritualSnorkel
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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: hippielauren]
#14611416 - 06/14/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fill sink with water. Dip head in sink. Swirl head around sink. Dry. Get my lighter, singe hair from face and nostrils. Light cigarette. Apply a mixture of sugar, honey, and olive oil to face. Exfoliate, rinse. Apply whiskey to armpits and crotch. Make cocktail. Leave stranger's house.
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Dosile Kouki
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Solemente



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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14611473 - 06/14/11 11:11 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Turn on water to warm grab a beer fap if I'm feeling frisky don't really need shampoo since my hair is less than a cm long wash face, neck, ears, shoulders movie down to chest, stomach, back legs and feet, then save balls cock and ass for last.
Then I dry myself off in the shower so I don't get water all over the bathroom floor
fin
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Solemente



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Quote:
SpiritualSnorkel said: Fill sink with water. Dip head in sink. Swirl head around sink. Dry. Get my lighter, singe hair from face and nostrils. Light cigarette. Apply a mixture of sugar, honey, and olive oil to face. Exfoliate, rinse. Apply whiskey to armpits and crotch. Make cocktail. Leave stranger's house.

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Best In The World
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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: Solemente]
#14611482 - 06/14/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Solemente said:
Quote:
SpiritualSnorkel said: Fill sink with water. Dip head in sink. Swirl head around sink. Dry. Get my lighter, singe hair from face and nostrils. Light cigarette. Apply a mixture of sugar, honey, and olive oil to face. Exfoliate, rinse. Apply whiskey to armpits and crotch. Make cocktail. Leave stranger's house.
 
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mellowparty
legitimate researcher

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get wet, apply detergent, get more wet, get dry
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druqs
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Re: Describe your shower technique... [Re: mellowparty]
#14611521 - 06/14/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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shit just before taking off cloths
piss on half removed cloths
pass out with tap running bent over toilet
have the police remove you from mcdonalds disabled toilet after the smell of shit overpowers the burgers
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