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The Asian Evolution
#14610873 - 06/14/11 08:45 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm so bored that I just decided to make a photographic timeline of my life and how I changed over the past 10 years. As you gradually scroll down through the pictures, you will see me evolve to where I am now 
















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You think maybe I could come stay wherever you're at...the places look so nice!
The one with the blue bandanna reminds me of Data/Short Round
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14610964 - 06/14/11 09:19 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL all the places are in New York except for the last one which is recently taken in Korea (where I am now) and haha omgg LOL WE LOOK ALIKE! XD
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Meh, I was hoping you lived in Korea full time. I can always go to NY if I need to, Korea though, that's a different kind of animal.
How long are you staying there for?
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14611001 - 06/14/11 09:31 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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(by the way, you were a cute kid)
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14611023 - 06/14/11 09:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol wordd haha only for 2 months wish I could stay longer though :P
and LOL haha yeahh I know right? But I'm not anymore!?
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You're a good looking dude, sure...If I were a chick I'd probably play with your bits. You seem cool though, so you got it going on
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14611046 - 06/14/11 09:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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He's riiiiight!!
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: solstice]
#14611052 - 06/14/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: You're a good looking dude, sure...If I were a chick I'd probably play with your bits. You seem cool though, so you got it going on 
awww haha now you just made me want to go out to the entire world and fuck the hottest girl I can find LOL but thanks for the on my looks 
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He's riiiiight!!
so hard to that hahaha
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14611075 - 06/14/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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omg dude you're one of the nicest guys I've met on here! haha thanks for the mushies! but my post count is so small compared to all the others...including yours
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Keep bringing the and you'll be fine
Most of my posts are just others quotes followed by a or or 
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14611108 - 06/14/11 09:55 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOOOL naww I like you cuz I respect you as a poster some people are just obnoxious and i get but of course I have to be no matter what
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14611155 - 06/14/11 10:06 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're the 1st person to ever say that to me ... 
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14611184 - 06/14/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL haha yes indeed I shall and wow really!? no one has ever said that to you before?!? I feel like you'd get so many similar compliments as to what I said lol
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Work that magic, Changsta...Fuck man, I'd be elbows deep in some Korean poon if I were you. You have the charisma, get to work, SON! GTFO the Shroomery and go holler at some chicks (assuming you speak Korean )
Dont worry, I wouldve been a virgin late too if it hadnt been for a chance encounter with some random slut one night at 16-17
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14611263 - 06/14/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're an American in Korea...ACT LIKE IT
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Something about your posts, man.
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Something about your posts, man.

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LOL stop with that that's not nice lol
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Dont worry, I wouldve been a virgin late too if it hadnt been for a chance encounter with some random slut one night at 16-17
and LOL hahaha alright if you say so Here in Korea, we say "HWAITING!" which means good luck in high spirits lol sir you have become an inspiration to me 
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Something about your posts, man.

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haha YESS! HWAITING! 
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LOL Asians/Aliens.. they sound the same I guess good logic
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I'm going to assume you sound American?
I'd play that card,speak in English to the girls there and play the mysterious foreigner with tales from beyond
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haha yes I do 
LOL that actually is the best way to go since Korean girls love guys who can speak English..for some reason that I don't even know but I like it since it works out in my favor
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Those Koren chicks are lucky I dont have a passport, or else they'd be iceing their twats due to Changsta 24/7 pounding...
(I assume you're with family a lot though, and that probably hinders it)
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LOL that actually is the best way to go since Korean girls love guys who can speak English..for some reason that I don't even know but I like it since it works out in my favor 
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shLong said: Those Koren chicks are lucky I dont have a passport, or else they'd be iceing their twats due to Changsta 24/7 pounding...
(I assume you're with family a lot though, and that probably hinders it)
LOL yeaah but I'm going to hit the clubs in Hongdae after my parents leave to America first 
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LOL that actually is the best way to go since Korean girls love guys who can speak English..for some reason that I don't even know but I like it since it works out in my favor 
its because english people rock
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My friend was in Korea for a year teaching English. It went wholly in his favour.
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Korean girls love guys who can speak English..for some reason that I don't even know 
If you're from somewhere else it automatically makes you more interesting or it's at least a point of interest.
I'd suggest going to a busy bar with girls and having a drink. Take it easy,relax,take in the surroundings.
You speaking English in a different accent will make you stick out(in a good way). When you see a girl at the bar go up to get a drink and just smile and say hi. Maybe ask if she's from the area and that will enable you to lead into you talking about you teaching there and being from the U.S.
Maybe say about how the people there are so nice and friendly and just ask about her interests and what she is doing with herself.
Don't fret about the end result,socialising should be your priority. You'll know yourself how well you're getting on with whatever girl.
You more than likely will never see these people again so essentially you've nothing to lose.
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shLong said: I hear Koreans put out on the 1s date, so YOU BETTER PUT OUT!  
hmmm lol I guess I should get started with the dates then!
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Jimtown said: My friend was in Korea for a year teaching English. It went wholly in his favour.
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Changsta said: haha yes I do 
Korean girls love guys who can speak English..for some reason that I don't even know 
If you're from somewhere else it automatically makes you more interesting or it's at least a point of interest.
I'd suggest going to a busy bar with girls and having a drink. Take it easy,relax,take in the surroundings.
You speaking English in a different accent will make you stick out(in a good way). When you see a girl at the bar go up to get a drink and just smile and say hi. Maybe ask if she's from the area and that will enable you to lead into you talking about you teaching there and being from the U.S.
Maybe say about how the people there are so nice and friendly and just ask about her interests and what she is doing with herself.
Don't fret about the end result,socialising should be your priority. You'll know yourself how well you're getting on with whatever girl.
You more than likely will never see these people again so essentially you've nothing to lose.
Hope this is some help
and oh my this really did help! haha now I'm motivated to go to a bar tomorrow night to pick up some chick thanks to you guys! Shroomery always there for the help I LOVE IT!
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: LayinUp]
#14611563 - 06/14/11 11:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Let him holla at your girl 
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14611568 - 06/14/11 11:33 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'm gonna have to teach this female to control her mouth a little better. domestic violence anyone?
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Can you call that evolution?
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tell her I just blushed haha but don't worry, she's all yours 
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too bad i'm not asian 
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Crystal G]
#14611641 - 06/14/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Crystal G says you're gettin some
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Asian invasion on the radio station!
How's Korea?
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: thoughts]
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Come over and sit on Big Mama's lap.
will everything be alright!? what's going to happen to me???
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Is she a fortune teller?? 
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How's Korea?
and LOL haha good one! it's great over here! How's America?
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Someone said she was trolling as ellen, which makes sense. But also makes her seem batshit crazy.
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: thoughts]
#14611739 - 06/14/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14611741 - 06/14/11 12:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't give a fuck enough to look that up.
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Come over and sit on Big Mama's lap.
Crystal G? Where have you been for like the last 3 years? lol
Huh? Uh...New York lol you?
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a few months overlap...
Chang, he's hollering at "Crystal G", she's someone who has been away for a while.
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I decided I was not going to come back to this place until after I finished my stupid degree. For the past 3 years I (unfortunately) haven't been doing AS many crazy drugs, but instead I have made up for it by having better sexual encounters instead.
Hmmm what has occurred within the past 3 years that the Shroomery missed out on...
I got involved in the poly lifestyle. My (ex) boyfriend and I became swingers. My track marks healed up for the most part. Still have never been pregnant yet *knocks on wood* I've found the joy of the coffee enema. I've been going to gay pride parades to relieve my boredom. I'm going skydiving next week. I detoxed from methadone finally. And that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
Oh yeah and I have been getting pierced and tattooed recently, but that's kinda whatever.
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Crystal G]
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Crystal G]
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WHAT IS GOING ON!? Derailed!? 3 years!? Crystal G!?
Suddenly this peaceful friendly environment has turned into a bunch of what the fucks LOL who are you Crystal G? (less than 6 words, maximum please)
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
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Oooo okay then what was with all the hospitality lol I felt like I was in a Bourne Supremacy movie for those few minutes
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You're the 1st person to ever say that to me ...  
I respect you as a poser
AHWHAHEW#!!!1
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Crystal G]
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Oooh thanks! haha I would let you hit it if I got to know you more That's what my mommy told me to say.
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You're the 1st person to ever say that to me ...  
I respect you as a poser
AHWHAHEW#!!!1
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Oooh thanks! haha I would let you hit it if I got to know you more That's what my mommy told me to say.
Oh gawd. BONERIFFIC!!!! 
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
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not to fuel the asians-all-look-alike stereotype... but i look exactly like you
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: clown133]
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: clown133]
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Oooh thanks! haha I would let you hit it if I got to know you more That's what my mommy told me to say.
Oh gawd. BONERIFFIC!!!! 


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clown133 said: not to fuel the asians-all-look-alike stereotype... but i look exactly like you
LOL WAIT! SO ARE YOU ASIAN TOO!? omg FINALLY ANOTHER ASIAN IN THE SHROOMERRYY!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I can't stand asians...
except Changstasians.
I don't even know who you are, but I like your style.
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
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pfxtc said: I can't stand asians...
except Changstasians.
I don't even know who you are, but I like your style.
haha awwww thank you! much love goes to you my friend
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 We could almost be brothers, 
and whoaaa we could be the Mario Brothers!
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not so much in your last pic tho
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I call Luigi!
I was gonna find some childhood pics, but Im at my work computer and dont have any uploaded on this one.
For a white boy, I looked quite Asian as a child
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: clown133]
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i'm thoroughly convinced there's only one asian alive but he has managed to split himself into multiple beings
side note : is it bad if i bleed while eating an apple?
CANCER!
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: pfxtc]
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: pfxtc]
#14611904 - 06/14/11 12:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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not so much in your last pic tho
YOU'RE ASIAN!!!! THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS! OMG BROTHER, I MISSED YOU! 
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shLong said: I call Luigi!
I was gonna find some childhood pics, but Im at my work computer and dont have any uploaded on this one.
For a white boy, I looked quite Asian as a child 
lmao fine I'll be MARIO! hahaha awww okay! post them when you get the time and LOL I wanna see the picture now! 
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pfxtc said: i'm thoroughly convinced there's only one asian alive but he has managed to split himself into multiple beings
side note : is it bad if i bleed while eating an apple?
CANCER!
that's a good way to think of it as LOL but oh no that must mean you're...allergic CALL 911!!
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
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It's true! They should put that under the Snapple caps
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: DjDroof]
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LOL nooo it's the other way around I always wanted to get it in someday....someday...
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: clown133]
#14611974 - 06/14/11 12:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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off topic:
who is that in your avatar, clown? darwin? cool pic
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Shit, you're a VIRGIN too??!?!? Are you trying to give me an aneurysm or something???
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Crystal G]
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Changsta wants to see some pics, CG, before he decides anything...
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
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Changsta said: LOL nooo it's the other way around I always wanted to get it in someday....someday...
Shit, you're a VIRGIN too??!?!? Are you trying to give me an aneurysm or something???
W-w-what!? aneurysm!? I DON'T EVEN!
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Well that would be nice LOL
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14612025 - 06/14/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Picture sent to Chang.
Well, I've got a date now, so I gotta run. But you can get sloppy seconds, Chang. Hahahahahahahahahahah
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Crystal G]
#14612029 - 06/14/11 01:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Crystal G]
#14612035 - 06/14/11 01:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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DROOOOL DROOOOOOOL DROOOOOOOL
.....you're....wait...do you...want this to be a secret?? 
was not expecting...that at all... I need a doctor..I'm lost for words
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14612053 - 06/14/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I am happy to be a part of the Shroomery~~~~ very very good man.
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong] 1
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Sir, I never rated anyone in the Shroomery ever since I joined, but I'm going to break that "rate-ginity" right now. 5 shrooms to you sir, and I'd give you a million more if I could.
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14612129 - 06/14/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOOOOOOOOOL oh god dude it's not just the picture, it's ....the fact...that I'm not...alone...
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14612153 - 06/14/11 01:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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indeed she is...in fact, she's Korean as well..... idk if I was supposed to say this out loud, sorry Crystal G for the big mouth I have if it was supposed to be kept a secret
But I promise I won't share the picture! If you're reading this...that is..
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
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fo sho!
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Crystal G is/was an internet porn star.. I remember seeing her website and reading all her crazy posts. 
My girlfriend got mad when I showed her the website.  
Changsta you are one of my favorite shroomery posters, stay legit.
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Everlong]
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14612316 - 06/14/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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She really did have a website.. I guess she wasn't a porn star, just an internet model... you had to pay for membership though so I never got to dig into the content. 
I don't know if it is still up or what.
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Everlong]
#14612367 - 06/14/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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WHAT IS THE WEBSITE!?!?!?
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wish I remembered... 
I doubt it is still functioning... ask her.
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: Everlong]
#14612399 - 06/14/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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FFFFFFUHHHHHHHHHHHH she definitely won't talk to me again LOL
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Spill it
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: nglsnv]
#14612463 - 06/14/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Professor Tibbs said: off topic:
who is that in your avatar, clown? darwin? cool pic
yessir, thankyew
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14612473 - 06/14/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Changsta said: FFFFFFUHHHHHHHHHHHH she definitely won't talk to me again LOL
Spill it
I'm too scared now
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14612519 - 06/14/11 02:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol okay!
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14612542 - 06/14/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol there was nothing to really about LOL
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
#14613375 - 06/14/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I freaking told you guys I was out on a date. Sheesh I leave for like 4 hours, and everybody's gone nuts.
And yea. I'm still on SG, if anybody has membership there just friend request me.
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Hi Chang and welcome to the Shroomery.
If I were to judge by your pictures alone I would guess that you started tripping around the age of 11.
I say this because in one of the pictures your eyes are like you know O_O++++++~~~~ and they never really go back to the way they were.
I do not mean this to be insulting, it is an observation. Something happened. I don't know what though.
Anyway, your spirits are very high and this is nice. Enjoy korea.
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: solstice]
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You look anxious as shit in the most recent picture. I don't think you could be clenching your fists any more. What's wrong dude?
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: SS32]
#14614726 - 06/14/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: I freaking told you guys I was out on a date
That guy must be the luckiest man alive 
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Senor_Doobie said: Hi Chang and welcome to the Shroomery.
If I were to judge by your pictures alone I would guess that you started tripping around the age of 11.
I say this because in one of the pictures your eyes are like you know O_O++++++~~~~ and they never really go back to the way they were.
I do not mean this to be insulting, it is an observation. Something happened. I don't know what though.
Anyway, your spirits are very high and this is nice. Enjoy korea.
and LOL haha thanks for the welcome but I started tripping as of last year haha but no offense taken 
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SS32 said: You look anxious as shit in the most recent picture. I don't think you could be clenching your fists any more. What's wrong dude?
lmao I was whipped, beaten, and reprimanded by my parents - THE ASIAN STYLE. Thus, I am no longer the man I was before
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: solstice]
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solstice said: Shit guys, that was good drama! It had it all: twists, budding friendship, chicks, humour... name it! It seriously brought a tear to my eye. 
Twas a thread
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: shLong]
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I just read this whole thread. It was worth it. Defs :feltgoodman:
Hope you hit up some korean women soon.
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: mrckb]
#14616603 - 06/15/11 09:53 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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haha glad you felt good man!  and lol yeah time to hit up the bars/clubs as soon as I get the hang of speaking Korean a bit more fluently
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if you are having a problem hooking up with the ladies it might be due to the fact that you are radiating desperation. just look ate the way got all apeshit over this crystal g chick. tone that shit down!
go get them girls wishing that little changsta would pay attention. you can compliment them and shit, they like that stuff but play it cool.
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awakendone said: if you are having a problem hooking up with the ladies it might be due to the fact that you are radiating desperation. just look ate the way got all apeshit over this crystal g chick. tone that shit down!
go get them girls wishing that little changsta would pay attention. you can compliment them and shit, they like that stuff but play it cool.
be all nonchalant 
I did notice his over emotional responses to everything. "LOL! "
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: awakendone]
#14616792 - 06/15/11 10:39 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL hahaha alright! I'm excited to meet these prowling Asians in this habitat. God knows what's in store for me here
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Re: The Asian Evolution [Re: mirage]
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haha thanks my friend made me that signature
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