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Crucial one liners
    #14608512 - 06/13/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I have a movie request. Im looking for movies with insanely dope one liners. They can be a little cheesy but for the most part after you hear them you just go "OH SNAP!"

I was watching Tombstone other day and holy shit every other line the main characters spout is fucking awesome.

It doesnt necessarily have to be violent one liners or even insults, Clerks is another example of movie with awesome fucking lines.


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14608518 - 06/13/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Dude, Sean Connery-era James Bond had some insanely dope but horribly cheesy one liners.

electrocutes dude in tub... "Shocking."

Just horrible stuff like that, but it cracks me up.


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14608546 - 06/13/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: nglsnv]
    #14608550 - 06/13/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

the last boyscout, bruce at his best..




and im no die-hard willis fan...



:wink:


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
    #14608557 - 06/13/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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druqs said:
the last boyscout, bruce at his best..




and im no die-hard willis fan...



:wink:





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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: nglsnv]
    #14608562 - 06/13/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Dead Heat

zombie cops in the 80's



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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: dynomite]
    #14608648 - 06/13/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Friday


Lots of great one liners, plus it's fucking hilarious!


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14608661 - 06/13/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Dude, Sean Connery-era James Bond had some insanely dope but horribly cheesy one liners.

electrocutes dude in tub... "Shocking."

Just horrible stuff like that, but it cracks me up.



as he bones a chick in space, Q says
"i believe he's attempting re-entry." :rofl2:
Roger Moore, of course, but still a Bond zinger


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Deekay]
    #14608664 - 06/13/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"you aint no daisy!"

Army of darkness has some good ones

"Hail to the king baby"

"Shop smart shop s-mart"

They live is another good one

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum"


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14608675 - 06/13/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Either put on the glasses, or start eating this trashcan.

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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14608684 - 06/13/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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"you aint no daisy!"

Army of darkness has some good ones

"Hail to the king baby"

"Shop smart shop s-mart"

They live is another good one

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum"





er duke nukem?

tim 2 kick ass and chew gum, n im all outta gum...


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
    #14608695 - 06/13/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

if duke nukem said that then they stole it from the movie they live


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14608705 - 06/13/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"Rest in pieces"


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14608712 - 06/13/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

ur right mate, the duke must have ripped it!

what a cunt!


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14608719 - 06/13/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

THere was an arnold swazanegger movie i cant remember what it was called.  It was one of his earlier films.  I think he opens up a pipe or something on the guy and then arnold says "why dont you let off some steam bennet"


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14608726 - 06/13/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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They live is another good one

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum"






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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14608756 - 06/13/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I also like indianna jones and the temple of dooom.  the native person is performing some sort of ritual on some helpless indian individual.  He puts his fingers around his heart and he starts chanting this:  Gali Mah shuck de day  GALI MAH SHUCK DE DAY!  and then he rips his heart out.  I used to do it to my friends when i was yo:mad:unger.  It never worked


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14608760 - 06/13/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

the batman film with mr. freeze in it...


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
    #14608770 - 06/13/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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the batman film with mr. freeze in it...



"You need to CHILL OUGHAUGHAUGHT"


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: limestoneman]
    #14608778 - 06/13/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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the batman film with mr. freeze in it...



"You need to CHILL OUGHAUGHAUGHT"





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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14608791 - 06/13/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

you know what movie has some good one liners:ooo:

there will be blood

"i dont like most people"

" I drink your milkshake!"  "I drink it up eli!"

"Give me the blood eli, give me the blood!"


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14608792 - 06/13/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14608795 - 06/13/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Either put on the glasses, or start eating this trashcan.

:blewmeanie:




Not this year.


Me and some guys used to crack up at that line + response.


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
    #14608806 - 06/13/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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the last boyscout, bruce at his best..




and im no die-hard willis fan...





actually with the die hard flicks you have to pay attention to the shit he says under his breath, I swear a lot of his shit is unscripted

while e's fighting some guy he mutters
"first I'm gonna kill ya, then I'm gonna cook,ya , then I'm gonna eat ya"


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14608816 - 06/13/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yippie ki yea mother fucker


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14608822 - 06/13/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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"you aint no daisy!"





*You're a daisy if you do


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Greenhouse]
    #14608844 - 06/13/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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BLACK DYNAMITE







THIS.



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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14608849 - 06/13/11 09:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

come on lunger skin that smoke wagon and see what happens


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14608852 - 06/13/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

R.J. Schiffler said:
"you aint no daisy!"





*You're a daisy if you do




come on lunger skin that smoke wagon and see what happens


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    #14608857 - 06/13/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

fuck i so wish i was back in those cowboy days


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    #14608860 - 06/13/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

rather than this doughboy daze..


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14608862 - 06/13/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

The Misfits has some amazing one liners by Clark Gable.


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: limestoneman]
    #14608871 - 06/13/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I got something to say!  I ate a baby today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as its dead!


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    #14608913 - 06/13/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"You tell em IM comin and HELLS COMING WITH ME!"


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    #14608916 - 06/13/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i would suck kurts penis if he said that to me


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14608929 - 06/13/11 09:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Go ahead... make my millenium.

These aren't my rules. Come to think of it, I don't have any rules


Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
    #14608943 - 06/13/11 09:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

beetle juice you little penis boy such a great movie.
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Go ahead... make my millenium.

These aren't my rules. Come to think of it, I don't have any rules


Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.




beetle juice you little penis boy such a great movie.


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Patlal]
    #14608979 - 06/13/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

bill murray has some good qoutes but its like if anyone else said them they wouldnt be funny.  He sasys something in the beggining of stripes about his plants?  I t was just hilarious. I cant think of what he said though

u know what im saying?


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14608990 - 06/13/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"Sir, he was found with his penis inside a jar of peanut butter!"

"It looks like..."

*Puts on Sunglasses*

"This guy was fucking nuts."

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14609000 - 06/13/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Assy Mcgee has some epic one liners in it.

Sanchez: You should get some sleep.
Assy: Sleep is for fat people.
Sanchez: I'm just saying you look tired.
Assy: I'm just saying you're fat.

*shoots bad guy in the knee*
bad guy: I'm hurt real bad, I need a doctor!
*shoots him in the other knee*
Assy: Now, you need two doctors.

Assy: Adios....blimp.

Assy: I got a bullet with your email address on it. Don't make me hit send.

John Adams actor: Don't shoot! I'm just an actor!
Assy: Can you play dead?

bad guy: Where are you going?
Assy: I'm going...to shoot you.

Oh and I forgot my favorite one where he's at a korean massage parlor and he flips over on his back and says, "I got an uncooperative witness, make him talk."


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Patlal]
    #14609004 - 06/13/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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"Sir, he was found with his penis inside a jar of peanut butter!"

"It looks like..."

*Puts on Sunglasses*

"This guy was fucking nuts."

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!




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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: phantomstranger]
    #14609037 - 06/13/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Assy Mcgee has some epic one liners in it.

Sanchez: You should get some sleep.
Assy: Sleep is for fat people.
Sanchez: I'm just saying you look tired.
Assy: I'm just saying you're fat.

*shoots bad guy in the knee*
bad guy: I'm hurt real bad, I need a doctor!
*shoots him in the other knee*
Assy: Now, you need two doctors.

Assy: Adios....blimp.

Assy: I got a bullet with your email address on it. Don't make me hit send.

John Adams actor: Don't shoot! I'm just an actor!
Assy: Can you play dead?

bad guy: Where are you going?
Assy: I'm going...to shoot you.




assy mcgee? thats a movie?

I just thought of another movie that isnt very popular
Its called sweet and low down and it is such a great movie. iTS about a real guitar player named emmet ray.

He like fat women because "it make a man feel like hes been somewhere"

Hes just a drunken, amazing guitar player who is played by sean penn. the music is awesome


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14609058 - 06/13/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

search emmet ray - ill see you in my dreams

omg


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14609064 - 06/13/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

R.J. Schiffler said:
come on lunger skin that smoke wagon and see what happens




you gonna do something? or are you gonna stand there and bleed



Quote:

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you know what movie has some good one liners:ooo:

there will be blood

"i dont like most people"

" I drink your milkshake!"  "I drink it up eli!"

"Give me the blood eli, give me the blood!"



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I also like indianna jones and the temple of dooom.  the native person is performing some sort of ritual on some helpless indian individual.  He puts his fingers around his heart and he starts chanting this:  Gali Mah shuck de day  GALI MAH SHUCK DE DAY!  and then he rips his heart out.  I used to do it to my friends when i was yo:mad:unger.  It never worked





this is the kind if shit im looking for. you guys keep giving me ultra corny suggestions haha. A little bit of cheese is ok but im looking for "HO HO HO DAMN SON!!! did he really just say that shit? daaaaaaaamn!"

Deathproof: "This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat."

OH SNAP!!


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14609079 - 06/13/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

It was an animated show on adult swim but it got cancelled after the first few seasons.



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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14609082 - 06/13/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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come on lunger skin that smoke wagon and see what happens




you gonna do something? or are you gonna stand there and bleed



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you know what movie has some good one liners:ooo:

there will be blood

"i dont like most people"

" I drink your milkshake!"  "I drink it up eli!"

"Give me the blood eli, give me the blood!"



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I also like indianna jones and the temple of dooom.  the native person is performing some sort of ritual on some helpless indian individual.  He puts his fingers around his heart and he starts chanting this:  Gali Mah shuck de day  GALI MAH SHUCK DE DAY!  and then he rips his heart out.  I used to do it to my friends when i was yo:mad:unger.  It never worked





this is the kind if shit im looking for. you guys keep giving me ultra corny suggestions haha. A little bit of cheese is ok but im looking for "HO HO HO DAMN SON!!! did he really just say that shit? daaaaaaaamn!"

Deathproof: "This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat."

OH SNAP!!





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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14609131 - 06/13/11 09:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"Roads, where were going we dont need Roads"


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    #14609247 - 06/13/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"Anybody hear that? It's an... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here."


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14609573 - 06/13/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Last Action Hero.

game over


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Dany0]
    #14609617 - 06/13/11 11:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

" chicks are for fags dude " -basEketball


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    #14609718 - 06/13/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"THere are two thing I like in this world, diareah and liquid diarhea"


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    #14609724 - 06/13/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

If i fucked your mom... Id have to fuck your dad too"


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    #14609730 - 06/13/11 11:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"I like my women like I like my vagina, hairy and smellllllyyyyy"


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    #14609929 - 06/14/11 12:45 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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"Rest in pieces"




This reminds me of a Dolph Lundgren/Van Damme movie - i think it was called, "I come in peace."

Dolph was an alien that went around saying "I come in peace," and then killing everything in sight.  When Van Damme meets him, it goes like this:

Alien Dolph:  "I come in piece."
Hero Van Damme:  "Then you go in pieces."

It was a terrible movie, but that line has stuck with me for well over a decade.


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: playapez]
    #14609957 - 06/14/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Come on, you dumb bastards, come and get 'em!

Jesus, it's everywhere.

Bastards, you bastards! We got 'em, didn't we? We got this, man! We got this by the ass!


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
    #14610141 - 06/14/11 02:08 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"I got a massive dick"


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Anthony917]
    #14610148 - 06/14/11 02:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

'Crucial bin liners'



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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
    #14610168 - 06/14/11 02:13 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

" oh man i miss that sweet ass leg of mine " - the pick of destiny


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14612250 - 06/14/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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"Roads, where were going we dont need Roads"






hahahaha YES!. you get what im saying.


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14622616 - 06/16/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Pulp Fiction. Everybody has seen it, but there's no questioning the presence of crucial one liners.


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    #14623792 - 06/16/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

agreed


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14623937 - 06/16/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"You okay?"
"No. I'm pretty fucking far from okay..."

"Who's motorcycle is this, baby?"
"It's a chopper"
"Who's chopper is it"
"It's Zed's"
"Who's Zed?"
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: limestoneman]
    #14624068 - 06/16/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"I collect spores, molds, and fungus."

"The light is green, the trap is clean."

"Dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!"

"He slimed me!"

"Gotta go, got a date with a ghost."

"Back off man, I'm a scientist."

All Ghostbusters quotes, one of my all time faves.


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #14624074 - 06/16/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14624085 - 06/16/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You should watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang if you like the Tombstone dialog.


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: automan]
    #14624174 - 06/16/11 06:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me? ERODING, EEEERODING, EEEEEERODDDING.


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14624268 - 06/16/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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" chicks are for fags dude " -basEketball




"Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here! "

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!!! "


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: shLong]
    #14627688 - 06/17/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

t's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again...

...perhaps I have the strength after all.

DROP... YOUR... SWORD!


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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14628196 - 06/17/11 01:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"is there a problem here?"
"why yes officer, there's too many bullet's in this gun"


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    #14628343 - 06/17/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"See that sign there, learn it, know it, live it."

"If I'm here and your here, isn't our time."

"Hey, Bud, let's party!"


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    #14629569 - 06/17/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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"See that sign there, learn it, know it, live it."

"If I'm here and your here, isn't our time."

"Hey, Bud, let's party!"



"What a guy!"

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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: shLong]
    #14629802 - 06/17/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile"

"Hey Bob I hear you got one of them poop bags."
"You think of me every time you shit in that fuckin' thing mutherfucker!"



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