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Hakim0777
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Crucial one liners
#14608512 - 06/13/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have a movie request. Im looking for movies with insanely dope one liners. They can be a little cheesy but for the most part after you hear them you just go "OH SNAP!"
I was watching Tombstone other day and holy shit every other line the main characters spout is fucking awesome.
It doesnt necessarily have to be violent one liners or even insults, Clerks is another example of movie with awesome fucking lines.
Think y'all could help?
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
#14608518 - 06/13/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude, Sean Connery-era James Bond had some insanely dope but horribly cheesy one liners.
electrocutes dude in tub... "Shocking."
Just horrible stuff like that, but it cracks me up.
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: nglsnv]
#14608550 - 06/13/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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the last boyscout, bruce at his best..
and im no die-hard willis fan...
Edited by druqs (06/13/11 08:14 PM)
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
#14608557 - 06/13/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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druqs said: the last boyscout, bruce at his best..
and im no die-hard willis fan...

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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: nglsnv]
#14608562 - 06/13/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dead Heat
zombie cops in the 80's
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: dynomite]
#14608648 - 06/13/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Friday
Lots of great one liners, plus it's fucking hilarious!
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Quote:
ifoundwaldo said: Dude, Sean Connery-era James Bond had some insanely dope but horribly cheesy one liners.
electrocutes dude in tub... "Shocking."
Just horrible stuff like that, but it cracks me up.
as he bones a chick in space, Q says "i believe he's attempting re-entry."  Roger Moore, of course, but still a Bond zinger
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Deekay]
#14608664 - 06/13/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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"you aint no daisy!"
Army of darkness has some good ones
"Hail to the king baby"
"Shop smart shop s-mart"
They live is another good one
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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Either put on the glasses, or start eating this trashcan.
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Quote:
R.J. Schiffler said: "you aint no daisy!"
Army of darkness has some good ones
"Hail to the king baby"
"Shop smart shop s-mart"
They live is another good one
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum"
er duke nukem?
tim 2 kick ass and chew gum, n im all outta gum...
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
#14608695 - 06/13/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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if duke nukem said that then they stole it from the movie they live
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ur right mate, the duke must have ripped it!
what a cunt!
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THere was an arnold swazanegger movie i cant remember what it was called. It was one of his earlier films. I think he opens up a pipe or something on the guy and then arnold says "why dont you let off some steam bennet"
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Quote:
R.J. Schiffler said: They live is another good one
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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I also like indianna jones and the temple of dooom. the native person is performing some sort of ritual on some helpless indian individual. He puts his fingers around his heart and he starts chanting this: Gali Mah shuck de day GALI MAH SHUCK DE DAY! and then he rips his heart out. I used to do it to my friends when i was yo unger. It never worked
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the batman film with mr. freeze in it...
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
#14608770 - 06/13/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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druqs said: the batman film with mr. freeze in it...
"You need to CHILL OUGHAUGHAUGHT"
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Quote:
limestoneman said:
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druqs said: the batman film with mr. freeze in it...
"You need to CHILL OUGHAUGHAUGHT"
haha
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you know what movie has some good one liners
there will be blood
"i dont like most people"
" I drink your milkshake!" "I drink it up eli!"
"Give me the blood eli, give me the blood!"
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
#14608792 - 06/13/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: Either put on the glasses, or start eating this trashcan.

Not this year.
Me and some guys used to crack up at that line + response.
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
#14608806 - 06/13/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
druqs said: the last boyscout, bruce at his best..
and im no die-hard willis fan...
actually with the die hard flicks you have to pay attention to the shit he says under his breath, I swear a lot of his shit is unscripted
while e's fighting some guy he mutters "first I'm gonna kill ya, then I'm gonna cook,ya , then I'm gonna eat ya"
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yippie ki yea mother fucker
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Quote:
R.J. Schiffler said: "you aint no daisy!"
*You're a daisy if you do
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Quote:
Greenhouse said: BLACK DYNAMITE
THIS.
'threw that shit before came in the room!'
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come on lunger skin that smoke wagon and see what happens
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
R.J. Schiffler said: "you aint no daisy!"
*You're a daisy if you do
come on lunger skin that smoke wagon and see what happens
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fuck i so wish i was back in those cowboy days
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rather than this doughboy daze..
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The Misfits has some amazing one liners by Clark Gable.
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i would suck kurts penis if he said that to me
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Go ahead... make my millenium.
These aren't my rules. Come to think of it, I don't have any rules
Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
#14608943 - 06/13/11 09:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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beetle juice you little penis boy such a great movie.Quote:
druqs said: Go ahead... make my millenium.
These aren't my rules. Come to think of it, I don't have any rules
Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
beetle juice you little penis boy such a great movie.
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Patlal]
#14608979 - 06/13/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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bill murray has some good qoutes but its like if anyone else said them they wouldnt be funny. He sasys something in the beggining of stripes about his plants? I t was just hilarious. I cant think of what he said though
u know what im saying?
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"Sir, he was found with his penis inside a jar of peanut butter!"
"It looks like..."
*Puts on Sunglasses*
"This guy was fucking nuts."
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAÂAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Assy Mcgee has some epic one liners in it.
Sanchez: You should get some sleep. Assy: Sleep is for fat people. Sanchez: I'm just saying you look tired. Assy: I'm just saying you're fat.
*shoots bad guy in the knee* bad guy: I'm hurt real bad, I need a doctor! *shoots him in the other knee* Assy: Now, you need two doctors.
Assy: Adios....blimp.
Assy: I got a bullet with your email address on it. Don't make me hit send.
John Adams actor: Don't shoot! I'm just an actor! Assy: Can you play dead?
bad guy: Where are you going? Assy: I'm going...to shoot you.
Oh and I forgot my favorite one where he's at a korean massage parlor and he flips over on his back and says, "I got an uncooperative witness, make him talk."
Edited by phantomstranger (06/13/11 09:34 PM)
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Patlal]
#14609004 - 06/13/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: "Sir, he was found with his penis inside a jar of peanut butter!"
"It looks like..."
*Puts on Sunglasses*
"This guy was fucking nuts."
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAÂAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I have no idea what this is from
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Quote:
phantomstranger said: Assy Mcgee has some epic one liners in it.
Sanchez: You should get some sleep. Assy: Sleep is for fat people. Sanchez: I'm just saying you look tired. Assy: I'm just saying you're fat.
*shoots bad guy in the knee* bad guy: I'm hurt real bad, I need a doctor! *shoots him in the other knee* Assy: Now, you need two doctors.
Assy: Adios....blimp.
Assy: I got a bullet with your email address on it. Don't make me hit send.
John Adams actor: Don't shoot! I'm just an actor! Assy: Can you play dead?
bad guy: Where are you going? Assy: I'm going...to shoot you.
assy mcgee? thats a movie?
I just thought of another movie that isnt very popular Its called sweet and low down and it is such a great movie. iTS about a real guitar player named emmet ray.
He like fat women because "it make a man feel like hes been somewhere"
Hes just a drunken, amazing guitar player who is played by sean penn. the music is awesome
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search emmet ray - ill see you in my dreams
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Quote:
R.J. Schiffler said: come on lunger skin that smoke wagon and see what happens
you gonna do something? or are you gonna stand there and bleed

Quote:
R.J. Schiffler said: you know what movie has some good one liners
there will be blood
"i dont like most people"
" I drink your milkshake!" "I drink it up eli!"
"Give me the blood eli, give me the blood!"
Quote:
R.J. Schiffler said: I also like indianna jones and the temple of dooom. the native person is performing some sort of ritual on some helpless indian individual. He puts his fingers around his heart and he starts chanting this: Gali Mah shuck de day GALI MAH SHUCK DE DAY! and then he rips his heart out. I used to do it to my friends when i was yo unger. It never worked
this is the kind if shit im looking for. you guys keep giving me ultra corny suggestions haha. A little bit of cheese is ok but im looking for "HO HO HO DAMN SON!!! did he really just say that shit? daaaaaaaamn!"
Deathproof: "This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat."
OH SNAP!!
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It was an animated show on adult swim but it got cancelled after the first few seasons.
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
#14609082 - 06/13/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hakim0777 said:
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R.J. Schiffler said: come on lunger skin that smoke wagon and see what happens
you gonna do something? or are you gonna stand there and bleed

Quote:
R.J. Schiffler said: you know what movie has some good one liners
there will be blood
"i dont like most people"
" I drink your milkshake!" "I drink it up eli!"
"Give me the blood eli, give me the blood!"
Quote:
R.J. Schiffler said: I also like indianna jones and the temple of dooom. the native person is performing some sort of ritual on some helpless indian individual. He puts his fingers around his heart and he starts chanting this: Gali Mah shuck de day GALI MAH SHUCK DE DAY! and then he rips his heart out. I used to do it to my friends when i was yo unger. It never worked
this is the kind if shit im looking for. you guys keep giving me ultra corny suggestions haha. A little bit of cheese is ok but im looking for "HO HO HO DAMN SON!!! did he really just say that shit? daaaaaaaamn!"
Deathproof: "This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat."
OH SNAP!!
thats right motherfucker im right there with you
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Dany0]
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: "Rest in pieces"
This reminds me of a Dolph Lundgren/Van Damme movie - i think it was called, "I come in peace."
Dolph was an alien that went around saying "I come in peace," and then killing everything in sight. When Van Damme meets him, it goes like this:
Alien Dolph: "I come in piece." Hero Van Damme: "Then you go in pieces."
It was a terrible movie, but that line has stuck with me for well over a decade.
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: playapez]
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Come on, you dumb bastards, come and get 'em!
Jesus, it's everywhere.
Bastards, you bastards! We got 'em, didn't we? We got this, man! We got this by the ass!
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
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"I got a massive dick"
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'Crucial bin liners'
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: druqs]
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Quote:
R.J. Schiffler said: "Roads, where were going we dont need Roads"
hahahaha YES!. you get what im saying.
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
#14622616 - 06/16/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pulp Fiction. Everybody has seen it, but there's no questioning the presence of crucial one liners.
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
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"You okay?" "No. I'm pretty fucking far from okay..."
"Who's motorcycle is this, baby?" "It's a chopper" "Who's chopper is it" "It's Zed's" "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead, baby... Zed's dead."
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
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You should watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang if you like the Tombstone dialog.
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: automan]
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Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me? ERODING, EEEERODING, EEEEEERODDDING.
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DosileFlynn said: " chicks are for fags dude " -basEketball
"Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here! "
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!!! "
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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!




Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 8,071
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: shLong]
#14627688 - 06/17/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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t's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again...
...perhaps I have the strength after all.
DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: Hakim0777]
#14628196 - 06/17/11 01:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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"is there a problem here?" "why yes officer, there's too many bullet's in this gun"
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tyrannicalrex
Strange R



Registered: 04/24/03
Posts: 38,323
Loc: subtropics
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"See that sign there, learn it, know it, live it."
"If I'm here and your here, isn't our time."
"Hey, Bud, let's party!"
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shLong



Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 25,330
Loc: 'sconsin
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tyrannicalrex said: "See that sign there, learn it, know it, live it."
"If I'm here and your here, isn't our time."
"Hey, Bud, let's party!"
"What a guy!"
Love Fast Times
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beautifuldowngrade
Evil Friend

Registered: 04/26/11
Posts: 1,470
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Re: Crucial one liners [Re: shLong]
#14629802 - 06/17/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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"My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile"
"Hey Bob I hear you got one of them poop bags." "You think of me every time you shit in that fuckin' thing mutherfucker!"
"Pain don't hurt"
-------------------- With the last breath of my soul I'll be blessing you that's not art, it's shit tickets -Prisoner#1
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