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Fuck Walmart.
    #14608191 - 06/13/11 07:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Today I was shopping at Walmart like I always do. Almost got run over by some old lady, grabbed some beer, and a ton of ramen. So I get up the the register after waiting 15min for the bitch to stop chatting with her friends, she asks me how my day is going, so being the nice person I am, I look up and notice that she has a BEARD, like at least 1/2" long hairs all over the place. Now by then i'm creeped out waiting for her to just scan my crap so I can go.
Then she asks for my I.D, I get my wallet out and she looks at the I.D for a good minute then says "Sir please take it out of your wallet", I was like "ok..". I take it out and hand her the I.D, now the thing is it was one of those paper ones because I had turned 21 not to long ago and haven't gotten the chance to put the new one in my wallet yet.

Then the bitch starts unfolding the thing and looking all over it. By now I was starting to get pissed because I just wanted to get home and get drunk. "wait here" she says, then walks off for about 5min, I see her coming back and i'm thinking "FINALLY!".
But no, she fucking said they can't take my I.D!
:crankynoweed:

Now what kind of fucked up shit is this?! It was a real I.D, I told her that a few times and she kept shaking her head saying "we can't take it".
Does anyone have any idea why they wouldn't take it? Maybe it was because she/he caught me staring at the beard. :shrug:

P.S: Sorry about the rant. :feelsbadman:


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Better to be Socrates dissatisfied then a fool satisfied.
And if the fool or the pig are of different opinion, it is because they only know their side of the question."
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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: sjfrockerdude]
    #14608205 - 06/13/11 07:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Naw, it's because any kid could type up the paper and print the ID out.

I had a similar type of ID (temporary from DMV) when they took my real ID for a DUI conviction.
(Didn't get convicted, but still had to pay $12 for a new one BTW.)

Just go to another liquor store. Most aren't so uptight. Fuck Walmart anyway!


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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: sjfrockerdude]
    #14608218 - 06/13/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Was it expired? The temp ones expire faster than a permanent one.


The local gas station wouldnt sell me beer when I was trying to use a valid US passport. The clerk kept saying it had to be a state ID. I kept telling her that this shit trumps state ID.


Fuck wal-mart.


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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #14608231 - 06/13/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Expires 07/03/11. The worst part is Ive gotten beer 5 or 6 times from that walmart with no problems at all. Fuck bearded bitches.


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"It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied.
Better to be Socrates dissatisfied then a fool satisfied.
And if the fool or the pig are of different opinion, it is because they only know their side of the question."
John Stuart Mill

Edited by sjfrockerdude (06/13/11 07:26 PM)

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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: sjfrockerdude] * 2
    #14608251 - 06/13/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

GO back to wal-mart, purchase a thing of shaving cream and a razor. Make sure you check them through at said cashier, after paying for them say there for her and walk out.

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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: aNeway2sayHooray] * 2
    #14608253 - 06/13/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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aNeway2sayHooray said:
The temp ones expire faster than a permanent one.






:orry:


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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14608261 - 06/13/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Better to be Socrates dissatisfied then a fool satisfied.
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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: DjDroof]
    #14608262 - 06/13/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DjDroof said:
Quote:

aNeway2sayHooray said:
The temp ones expire faster than a permanent one.






:orry:





:lol:

:doublefacepalm:


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14608337 - 06/13/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
GO back to wal-mart, purchase a thing of shaving cream and a razor. Make sure you check them through at said cashier, after paying for them say there for her and walk out.




Best idea ever. :rofldrunk:


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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14608372 - 06/13/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Never buy alcohol at walmart.


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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14608384 - 06/13/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:

Just go to another liquor store. Most aren't so uptight. Fuck Walmart anyway!



Yeah, I'll only go to walmart as a last resort because they are the only store open at 3am around here.

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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: Solemente]
    #14608422 - 06/13/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You definitely can't buy beer at the Walmarts here, or grocery stores like you can in California.


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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: Humility]
    #14608449 - 06/13/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Really? Thats fucked. Where I used to live they wouldn't sell any on Sundays. :feelsbadman:


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Better to be Socrates dissatisfied then a fool satisfied.
And if the fool or the pig are of different opinion, it is because they only know their side of the question."
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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: sjfrockerdude]
    #14608477 - 06/13/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

sjfrockerdude said:
Really? Thats fucked. Where I used to live they wouldn't sell any on Sundays. :feelsbadman:



:lol: Me too man, one of the perks of living in NC now:awesome:

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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: Solemente]
    #14608493 - 06/13/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

They won't sell past 2AM here.
Do they sell past 2AM anywhere in the US besides gambling towns?


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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: OverStoned]
    #14608514 - 06/13/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I recently went through some training in order to do some work for walmart.  I always knew they were bad, but after experiencing the company first hand at their HQ I am absolutely certain that they are evil incarnate. 

Bentonville, AR is everything that is wrong with America.  There is no local food, no culture, nothing that isn't processed, packaged, and sold for a profit.  As you approach the complex it becomes increasingly evident that they cut every corner to save a few pennies.  The buildings are drab and industrial on the outside, with massive air handling units and duct work sitting front and center.  There is no grass; there are no trees, no signs of life aside from the mechanized employees filing in from the endless blacktop that houses thousands of cars.  No smiling faces here.  No time to smile, I'm 5 minutes early and I'm already late for work.  Upon entering you are greeted by a grossly overweight corn fed security guard with a gizzard that would make even the biggest turkey green with envy.  Do you have a cell phone? Camera? Pager?  Any contact with the outside world?  It doesn't belong here; leave it in your car.  Sign in, here's your name tag, don't lose it.  The name tags have bar codes to keep track of the herd.  Wait here. 


We wait for a few minutes to ensure that everyone is present and are quickly hurried up a flight of stairs, escorted along the way by the managers responsible for us.  Every 10 feet or so, a small black dome protrudes from the ceiling.  We wouldn't want anyone turning a corner without keeping track of their every move, would we?  The walls are Walmart&trade blue and every door houses an opaque glass window to keep prying eyes from seeing something they shouldn't see. 

After arriving in the classroom we are versed on the 'house rules', yes they refer to them as 'house rules'.  No tailgating (don't follow Walmart&trade associates around); no wandering around, if you need to use the restroom it's right beside the classroom, you don't need to go anywhere else; if you want to smoke during the alloted break time there will be a Walmart&trade associate waiting at the rear of the room for you.  Follow them outside and smoke, stay here; we won't let you back in if the door gets closed behind you.  (I'm not making these up, this is exactly what they went over as soon as we sat down). 

Class for 4 hours.  Time to break for lunch.  We paid to travel to AR, paid for the class, and help Walmart&trade make money, why on earth would they provide lunch for us?  HAH!  You're on your own, pal, be back in an hour and don't be late.


If you work for them, directly or indirectly, you ARE expendable.  You WILL do it faster, cheaper, and better, no matter the cost.  Fuck everything about them.  Shop at Target, Costco, and any other big box store not affiliated with them if you need to save money.


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What songs did they play, and how far away? Why did he whisper, why did she scream?
What does the sound of a screen door mean?
Who talks on the hill? Who goes to the cellar, can you feel the chill? Where does the river, when will the wind?
How far are the mountains? Where do they end? Why would the church?
Did the service begin? Tell me who died, and tell me who cried.
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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: Humility]
    #14608523 - 06/13/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Humility said:
You definitely can't buy beer at the Walmarts here, or grocery stores like you can in California.




We have near-beer in grocery stores / WM, but real alcohol happens in liquor stores.

and they won't take a temp ID either.


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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: sjfrockerdude]
    #14608536 - 06/13/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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sjfrockerdude said:
Today I was shopping at Walmart like I always do. Almost got run over by some old lady, grabbed some beer, and a ton of ramen. So I get up the the register after waiting 15min for the bitch to stop chatting with her friends, she asks me how my day is going, so being the nice person I am, I look up and notice that she has a BEARD, like at least 1/2" long hairs all over the place. Now by then i'm creeped out waiting for her to just scan my crap so I can go.
Then she asks for my I.D, I get my wallet out and she looks at the I.D for a good minute then says "Sir please take it out of your wallet", I was like "ok..". I take it out and hand her the I.D, now the thing is it was one of those paper ones because I had turned 21 not to long ago and haven't gotten the chance to put the new one in my wallet yet.

Then the bitch starts unfolding the thing and looking all over it. By now I was starting to get pissed because I just wanted to get home and get drunk. "wait here" she says, then walks off for about 5min, I see her coming back and i'm thinking "FINALLY!".
But no, she fucking said they can't take my I.D!
:crankynoweed:

Now what kind of fucked up shit is this?! It was a real I.D, I told her that a few times and she kept shaking her head saying "we can't take it".
Does anyone have any idea why they wouldn't take it? Maybe it was because she/he caught me staring at the beard. :shrug:

P.S: Sorry about the rant. :feelsbadman:




So you gave a woman you were grossed out by (probably noticeably) a folded up temporary ID and are now upset because she didnt take it?

Walmart does indeed suck but uh...


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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: SS32]
    #14608537 - 06/13/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Damn.. Thats some scary shit.
But sadly, 98% of the big corporations are like that.


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Better to be Socrates dissatisfied then a fool satisfied.
And if the fool or the pig are of different opinion, it is because they only know their side of the question."
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Re: Fuck Walmart. [Re: sjfrockerdude]
    #14608541 - 06/13/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

going to wal-mart high was one of the worst decisions of my life.

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