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I just had a cop pull a gun on me!
    #14607974 - 06/13/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

My buddy and I were just chilling and smoking some potent trainwreck when we decided it was grilling time.  He noticed two cop cars outside talking to each other, then eventually split and he said it bugged him out.  Well fast forward to the grilling, my burgers are about halfway done and I'm fully baked.  I hear police radio coming from the side of my house, footsteps, and the neighbor's dogs were barking.  I'm freakin out thinking that 18 year old dude I bought weed from earlier set me up or something, and I was about to be raided for a quarter of weed. :picard:

He pops around the corner with his gun at me and asks, "Where's 303?!"  I took a huge sigh of relief and pointed down the back yards.  He told me, "Get your burgers off the grill and get inside NOW."  Then he walks along the building gun still drawn as I'm taking the burgers off... I hear my neighbor go, "They must be some good burgers, man!"  :lol:

I got inside and watched as he crept behind trees waiting for someone to pop out.

10 minutes later he knocks on my back door and goes, "I'm sorry to interrupt your dinner but your neighbor got into an argument with another about their dog and he started taking shots." then left.

The weird part is the gun didn't freak me out as much as not knowing the reason he was there.


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: Newbie]
    #14607987 - 06/13/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Thats not hard to do. I have to get out with my hands up everytime. Im like wow you fagbois cant be srs. Then they are so bored they call for backup and hav e five aquad cars all around me with lights on.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: Newbie]
    #14607995 - 06/13/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

americans de-sensed to killer weapons, ultra paranoid bout drug stuff...



'merica, fuck yeh!


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: Newbie]
    #14607997 - 06/13/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:yuno: BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BURGERS?


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: Newbie]
    #14608003 - 06/13/11 06:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Should have told him to get off your property and mind his own business.


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14608006 - 06/13/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

why do you have to come out with your hands up all the time ??!


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14608007 - 06/13/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
:yuno: BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BURGERS?




I *gasp* microwaved them to finish them off.  They were charred enough on the outside to keep em moist inside.  They came out winners.


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: Newbie]
    #14608010 - 06/13/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Nice. I expected a pan fried ending, but no shame in using technology. :lol:


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14608024 - 06/13/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

bacteriafried over 60watt bulb and eaten with newspaper is way to go, i know i worked at BK and McD.


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: DieCommie]
    #14608025 - 06/13/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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DieCommie said:
Should have told him to get off your property and mind his own business.




Seriously, if a cop came onto my property and ordered me to get in the house I would tell him to go fuck himself.


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: muistrue]
    #14608046 - 06/13/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I would too, much more tactfully than that, but the idea would be the same.


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: muistrue]
    #14608051 - 06/13/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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FractalDust said:
Quote:

DieCommie said:
Should have told him to get off your property and mind his own business.




Seriously, if a cop came onto my property and ordered me to get in the house I would tell him to go fuck himself.




:lol:

Sure you would.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: DieCommie]
    #14608059 - 06/13/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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DieCommie said:
I would too, much more tactfully than that, but the idea would be the same.




Haha yeah of course in reality I wouldn't use that language but I sure as hell wouldn't move an inch.


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: Newbie]
    #14608060 - 06/13/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lol... my cab was reported stolen, my gun was in it because it's illegal to
take a gun in a bar here, it was recovered the next morning with everything
there, it was then reported as recovered, 3 days later I pick up these 2
hotties that wanna go to the bars and party, I get about 2 miles down the
road and the blues flash on behind me, I pull into a parking lot and a voice
over the radio tells me to open the door from the out side with both hands
visible and to step out and face the front of the car

the whole time I'm telling the chicks everything is cool, it'll only take a
minute, I get out, have on hand on top of the door frame and the other on the
top of the car, my pistol is in the small of my back and very exposed and for
what seems like an eternity I'm waiting for my next command, suddenly I feel
a gun at my ear and my gun getting yanked from the holster, cop takes several
steps back and tells me to take 2 steps back, keep my hands out, palms up and
turn around... as soon as I turn she's  like "god damnit, I was all set to
shoot you ya dumb fucker"

the cop knew me, knew the car, knew it was reported stolen and that the
driver would be armed... unfortunately she didnt get a good enough look at
me to determine it was me while I was driving so we had to go through the
whole ordeal... YAY!

the cop told the chicks everything was OK that I'm not some crazy
rapist/kidnapper and that I'd get them to their destination safely, they
were flipping out in the back seat and I managed to get a couple of dates
out of the cop... she was cute...


had a few other incidences but they didnt end in a date and weren't nearly
as fun, one involved a dozen cars and a couple of helicopters... that was
fucking scary


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14608096 - 06/13/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

...

but you are a crazy rapist/kidnapper...

at least in my dreams..


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14608123 - 06/13/11 07:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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He pops around the corner with his gun at me and asks, "Where's 303?!"  I took a huge sigh of relief and pointed down the back yards.  He told me, "Get your burgers off the grill and get inside NOW."  Then he walks along the building gun still drawn as I'm taking the burgers off... I hear my neighbor go, "They must be some good burgers, man!:lol:




ROFL!

I haven't LOL'd that loud in a while.


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14608130 - 06/13/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

U almost got shot in the back of the forehead because soemone stole ur car


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14608140 - 06/13/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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U almost got shot in the back of the forehead because soemone stole ur car





no, I almost got shot in the back of the back head because someone stole my cab


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: muistrue]
    #14608165 - 06/13/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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FractalDust said:
if a cop came onto my property and ordered me to get in the house I would tell him to go fuck himself.




Bullshit. :bs:


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Re: I just had a cop pull a gun on me! [Re: Doc_T]
    #14608177 - 06/13/11 07:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

are u guys allowed bear-traps?

prob mash up a cop leg gud.


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