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Best Worst Date Ever
    #14605001 - 06/13/11 08:34 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

So I went out with this girl Saturday night. She was very cool, smart, quick witted... the problem was she is from Michigan and I am from the south. She has this super loud voice with a totally grating Michigan accent. I could barely take it. So during the date, a girl I dated back in January texted me to say that she and her BF broke up, wondering if we could hook up next weekend. Then later that night, a girl I dated a month ago called. We talked for a while. Then she just came out and asked if we could be fuck buddies. She is by far the hottest girl I'd ever dated.

For a night starting so poorly, it ended with lots of promise for the coming summer :yesnod:


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: automan]
    #14605077 - 06/13/11 08:57 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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For a night starting so poorly, it ended with lots of promise for the cumming summer :yesnod:





I can't help myself so I had to to make a sophomoric pun.  How does a Michigan accent sound?  I do not get the reference.  I have never met someone from that state.  Was her accent so irritating that it gnawed away from her appeal?


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: DungeonMaster]
    #14605085 - 06/13/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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  Was her accent so irritating that it gnawed away from her appeal?




Definitely. In texts and email, I like her a lot. But that voice...


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: automan]
    #14605689 - 06/13/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ive recently started flirting/seeing this one chick. Insanely hot...shes like a trophy girlfriend. The gal that any guy would drool over. The downside....shes incredibly ditsy/stupid/borderline retarded.

We were hanging out the other day, and dead serious she told me humans can breathe under water.


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14605723 - 06/13/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
Ive recently started flirting/seeing this one chick. Insanely hot...shes like a trophy girlfriend. The gal that any guy would drool over. The downside....shes incredibly ditsy/stupid/borderline retarded.

We were hanging out the other day, and dead serious she told me humans can breathe under water.




Those type of chicks are the worst to argue with.  They are just too dumb to realize that you are right and they are wrong during an argument.


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14605731 - 06/13/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
Ive recently started flirting/seeing this one chick. Insanely hot...shes like a trophy girlfriend. The gal that any guy would drool over. The downside....shes incredibly ditsy/stupid/borderline retarded.

We were hanging out the other day, and dead serious she told me humans can breathe under water.




haha. The fwb chick is definitely a trophy deal. She is smart, though, unless it comes to herself or addictions.

She's soooooooooooo hot, though.


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: automan]
    #14605768 - 06/13/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

The dumb ones don't have to be smart cuz they're hot. My gf was brought up very sheltered so when I make references she doesn't get it kinda bugs me, but I deal with it and assume the educator role.  She's receptive to it and that's key!

@OP, I'm from the west where we don't have accents, but have lived in the south, and I've gotta say that Michigan broad is probably saying the same shit about you haha. When I move back home everyone thought I'd become retarded due to my slow drawn out speech lol. Not bashing you, just the accents :smile:


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: fngbronco]
    #14606017 - 06/13/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I don't have much of an accent. She even commented on that. I do have one, just not thick.


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: automan]
    #14606105 - 06/13/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Man I'm jealous, I moved back up here and got nothing but shit (and a job) cuz my accent. I could tell someone congratulations and they'd think I was depressed or say I was bringing the mood down lol kinda felt like Eeyore.

So if you and your ex are fwb, what happens to you when she starts dating some other dude? If it didn't work the first time (and is still recent) I'd say move on. Accents could be tolerable, and I'm sure what you have in mind for Michigan doesn't involve talking :wink:


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: fngbronco]
    #14606127 - 06/13/11 01:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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kinda felt like Eeyore.




:lolsy::awethumb:


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: fngbronco]
    #14606131 - 06/13/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

She is already dating another dude and I am actively dating other women. We were friends 13 or 14 years ago when we were teenagers and just kinda hooked up for a few months a while back. We are still good friends, but she definitely isnt the kind of girl I would marry. We are very compatible in the sack, though. Hence, our newly established relationship.

A bad accent is kinda intolerable for me. I was a professional touring musician for many years and there's something about the atonal nature of a grating accent that just kills me.


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: automan]
    #14606196 - 06/13/11 01:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I was a professional touring musician for many years



Whitesnake?


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: shLong]
    #14606220 - 06/13/11 01:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Hehe whitesnake that's great! I agree a bad accent crawls under your skin.


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: shLong]
    #14606238 - 06/13/11 01:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I was a professional touring musician for many years



Whitesnake?




Heh, nope. Very few people on here know who all I toured with, but some were very major acts. It would be way easy to track me down if you all knew.


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: automan]
    #14606259 - 06/13/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

If it makes any difference, I could give a fuck who you are...but I still wanna know what band/group..

:pm: me or it didnt happen! :kingcrankey:


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: shLong] * 1
    #14606269 - 06/13/11 01:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

From the south I'd say either lynard or Elvis.


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: fngbronco]
    #14606277 - 06/13/11 01:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Im gonna say Boyz-2-Men :ahahaha:


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: shLong]
    #14606303 - 06/13/11 01:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Lmao that's great.

If you work well with her tho in the sack, keep at it brotha!


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Anything I state is relayed information from a friend of a friend and should be viewed as completely fictitious. I do not partake in any illegal or grey-area-of-the-law activities, but do have lots of friends who may or may not.    -fngbronco

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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: shLong]
    #14606332 - 06/13/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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If it makes any difference, I could give a fuck who you are...but I still wanna know what band/group..

:pm: me or it didnt happen! :kingcrankey:




Most all the acts were from the NYC/NJ area, except for one. I'm no one special. It was just a job. Some of the admin and ircops know, but other than them, :zippedlips:


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Re: Best Worst Date Ever [Re: automan] * 1
    #14606373 - 06/13/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Didnt happen :sad::mad2:




















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