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realfuzzhead



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if you were a girl would you fuck yourself
#14601678 - 06/12/11 03:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tell me all about it you conceited mother fucks
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Anthony917
why dont we do it in the road



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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14601682 - 06/12/11 03:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes. obviously
edit: oh wait do you mean would I fuck my current male self if I was a female? wtf?
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Edited by Anthony917 (06/12/11 04:28 PM)
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14601874 - 06/12/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Of course.
Wait I dont quite follow...are you saying Id be fucking a female version of myself or Id be a girl fucking the current me?
Id probably have an easier time fucking me than any other guy. Id shave my back though and probably make me brush my teeth...the back hair is gross.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14601882 - 06/12/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes, I'm
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nice1
Not the droid your looking for



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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14601917 - 06/12/11 04:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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All people fuck their selves. Masturbation 
I don't get it either really
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Newbie
User of semicolons.



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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14601926 - 06/12/11 04:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OP wants to turn to a girl for a day and furiously masturbate all day in front of a mirror.
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Le_Canard
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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: Newbie]
#14602040 - 06/12/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
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cdnshroom
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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: Le_Canard]
#14602048 - 06/12/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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huh, like me as my new self, a girl..or fuck myself as the dude i once was ?
....Before i give my answer
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Edited by cdnshroom (06/12/11 05:11 PM)
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limestoneman
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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: Newbie]
#14602063 - 06/12/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Newbie said: OP wants to turn to a girl for a day and furiously masturbate all day in front of a mirror.

I have wanted to do this since forever ago.
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Newbie
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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: limestoneman]
#14602089 - 06/12/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah when I was like 12 that would've been cool. Now if I woke up one day with a vagina I'd freak the fuck out go into isolation. But I'd stick flick my love bean/man in the boat daily.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: Newbie] 3
#14602106 - 06/12/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I woke up as a chick I would go on a sexual lesbian rampage.
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sunset_mission
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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14602227 - 06/12/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'd stick a in my pooter
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Ima Trooper
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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: sunset_mission]
#14602625 - 06/12/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I was suddenly a girl (assuming I'd be attracted to men at that point) I would put a hurtin sized lovefest on myself now. It would be the best sex fest ever, considering I would know all my own erogenous zones. 
Plus I'm L33T at the so I'd be the luckiest girl/guy evar. 
If I wasn't attracted to guys as a girl, I'd still probably make my former self shave completely and do it anyway, just cause. Then after that I'd have amazing tantric lesbian sex forever.
-------------------- "Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping. deCypher said: Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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broken
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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14602633 - 06/12/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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if i was a girl i would be a lesbo. so know, i wouldn't fuck myself. i would however be playing with my pussy all the time, IDK if that counts or not.
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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: broken]
#14602644 - 06/12/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If i was a girl id finger mself in the shower for hours.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14602655 - 06/12/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ima Trooper said: Then after that I'd have amazing tantric lesbian sex forever. 
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Dionili
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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: skatealex2]
#14602663 - 06/12/11 07:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wonder what the women think when they read this thread.
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Ima Trooper
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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: Dionili]
#14602674 - 06/12/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I were a girl, I'd totally get Slothie to have a threesome with my former self and I.
-------------------- "Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping. deCypher said: Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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uber_aj
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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: Ima Trooper] 2
#14602737 - 06/12/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I was a girl, I'd get extremely self conscious and talk shit about other girls, calling them fake bitches, right after I put a quarter ounce of makeup on. Then I'd make guys buy me drinks and not have sex with them. I'd cry and watch Lifetime while spooning an entire gallon of ice cream down my throat, simultaneously reading my horoscope and discerning that the position of the stars must be the reason that I'm an unhappy, superficial, emotional basket case.
Then I'd buy crazy sex toys and slut it up big time.
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Dionili
Second Rate Mycologist



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Re: if you were a girl would you fuck yourself [Re: uber_aj]
#14602778 - 06/12/11 07:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
uber_aj said: If I was a girl, I'd get extremely self conscious and talk shit about other girls, calling them fake bitches, right after I put a quarter ounce of makeup on. Then I'd make guys buy me drinks and not have sex with them. I'd cry and watch Lifetime while spooning an entire gallon of ice cream down my throat, simultaneously reading my horoscope and discerning that the position of the stars must be the reason that I'm an unhappy, superficial, emotional basket case.
Then I'd buy crazy sex toys and slut it up big time.
sounds like you live with one.
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