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InvisiblePsychoslut
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I want to get deep in something strange and i really need to see more chicks squirt than just her
    #14596090 - 06/11/11 01:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

But she is talking about buying us a place with a bonus sign on check and putting me up and buying me my boat and garage.


how can i fuck that over for a different pussy that will be the same but just broke, ya know. fuck.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I want to get deep in something strange and i really need to see more chicks squirt than just her [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14596125 - 06/11/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

that's tough, i know what you mean. The thought of other vagina is so exalting. I want more!


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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: I want to get deep in something strange and i really need to see more chicks squirt than just her [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14596150 - 06/11/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

she fucks me good enough that my balls stay empty all the time. she pleases me with money, food, and sex and companionship and is sexy.

she tells me that this is only because im her boyfriend and a husband would be treated better. i tell her i cant see how and shit.

i mean the woman sleeps deep and i can fuck her without her waking up. she gets up in the morning like oh hey honey did you have fun without me again?

yes mam sure did sorry. she is like its alright just go get catfish, hen of the woods and bondo the truck again.


I LOve her lol


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I want to get deep in something strange and i really need to see more chicks squirt than just her [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14596159 - 06/11/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychoslut said:
she fucks me good enough that my balls stay empty all the time. she pleases me with money, food, and sex and companionship and is sexy.

she tells me that this is only because im her boyfriend and a husband would be treated better. i tell her i cant see how and shit.

i mean the woman sleeps deep and i can fuck her without her waking up. she gets up in the morning like oh hey honey did you have fun without me again?

yes mam sure did sorry. she is like its alright just go get catfish, hen of the woods and bondo the truck again.


I LOve her lol





WTF


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Re: I want to get deep in something strange and i really need to see more chicks squirt than just her [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14596165 - 06/11/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

if you are talking to me, use complete thoughts.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I want to get deep in something strange and i really need to see more chicks squirt than just her [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14596171 - 06/11/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychoslut said:
if you are talking to me, use complete thoughts.




That was my complete thought, concisely stated.


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Re: I want to get deep in something strange and i really need to see more chicks squirt than just her [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14596176 - 06/11/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

well elaborate, why do you feel wtf?


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I want to get deep in something strange and i really need to see more chicks squirt than just her [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14596183 - 06/11/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychoslut said:
well elaborate, why do you feel wtf?




Because you have the perfect woman. You're living in paradise homey. All that you stated induced the 'wtf' in my brain. :shrug:


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Re: I want to get deep in something strange and i really need to see more chicks squirt than just her [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14596208 - 06/11/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

for sure, i cant fuck this up. thanks man.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I want to get deep in something strange and i really need to see more chicks squirt than just her [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14596594 - 06/11/11 03:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

If you fuck it up you're gonna hate yourself later. Go treat her right man, and she'll obviously treat you right. This doesn't happen to everybody.


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Re: I want to get deep in something strange and i really need to see more chicks squirt than just her [Re: Joolz]
    #14599402 - 06/12/11 03:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

damn, this sounds perfect.
Goodluck with everything!


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