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Asante
Mage


Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 87,085
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
#14588820 - 06/10/11 02:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Kitty 
-Not in my bed -Never take a bath with me -Sleeps on the couch
What? I have my pride!
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sunset_mission
Entheonaut



Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 5,767
Loc: NYC (Intra Deitate...)
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Asante]
#14589627 - 06/10/11 09:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like my women like I like my Scotch
12 years old and mixed with Coke.  
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CarnivalBarker
wizard


Registered: 04/19/10
Posts: 2,668
Last seen: 11 years, 3 months
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I like my woman like I like my dog
my dog is a girl
....I shouldn't have even tried
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koraks
Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 26,691
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I like my woman...
...like my shoelaces: all tied up. ...like my iPod: slim, sleek, and full of music. ...like public transport: easy to get into. ...like my penis: in my pants. ...like a space shuttle: she takes me into space, and after that she can do it again. ...like a manhandled garden hose: full of kinks. ...like my phone: smart, but asks no questions.
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ifoundwaldo


Registered: 09/28/10
Posts: 8,389
Loc: Denver, CO
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Mixing 12 year old Scotch with Coke? Makes me feel like Pris's avatar!
I like my women like I like my meth. Down to party all night, but gone in the morning.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 3,984
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: koraks]
#14589696 - 06/10/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like my women like I like my chicken... with a little bit of fat on the end.
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trekie
Metal man


Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 11,085
Loc: Larger cities
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I like my women like I like my coffee full of cheap Irish whiskey
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Dosile Kouki
derp


Registered: 03/08/10
Posts: 14,963
Loc: Paradise
Last seen: 11 years, 7 months
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: trekie]
#14589751 - 06/10/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i like my women like i like my pubes on my nuts
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Best In The World
Respect The Pipebomb


Registered: 04/21/11
Posts: 1,835
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14589761 - 06/10/11 10:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like my women Asian
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Dosile Kouki
derp


Registered: 03/08/10
Posts: 14,963
Loc: Paradise
Last seen: 11 years, 7 months
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14589776 - 06/10/11 10:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i like my women like i like my envelopes because i can slip one finger in and open her up
LOL
there really is an endless ammount of these , you guys realise that right? this thread could go untill atleast like 30 pages
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DrMambo
hamburger time



Registered: 04/06/04
Posts: 6,197
Loc: 53rd & 3rd
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14589801 - 06/10/11 10:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like my women like I like my dope
bought on the street and gone by the morning
I like my women like I like my farts
loud and nasty
-------------------- "Yeah, he's a professor...... OF BEING A DOG!"
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mongo lloyd
Lone Free Ranger



Registered: 10/16/09
Posts: 9,353
Loc: UK
Last seen: 5 days, 6 hours
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Quote:
Tchan909 said: I like my women like I like my coffee - black and strong as death.
- ground up and in the fridge.
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Ima Trooper
Chilldog Extraordinaire



Registered: 02/21/08
Posts: 13,535
Loc: United States
Last seen: 12 minutes, 19 seconds
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14589942 - 06/10/11 10:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like my women like I like my guns
clean, loud, and always ready for the next round.
-------------------- "Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping. deCypher said: Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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Best In The World
Respect The Pipebomb


Registered: 04/21/11
Posts: 1,835
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14589953 - 06/10/11 10:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like my women like I like my alarm clock
They shut up when I give em a good smack
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Cherk
Fashionable



Registered: 10/25/02
Posts: 46,493
Loc: International
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14589998 - 06/10/11 11:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i like my women like butter and the national bird spread eagle
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I have considered such matters. SIKE
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sunset_mission
Entheonaut



Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 5,767
Loc: NYC (Intra Deitate...)
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Cherk]
#14590106 - 06/10/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like my women like I like my Down Syndrome patients.
Mouths always open, perpetual drooling and unable to differentiate between a lollipop and a pen0r.
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redbird
Stranger



Registered: 06/10/10
Posts: 29
Last seen: 3 years, 10 months
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Thomas Jefferson liked his women like he liked his coffee.
Hand picked from a field.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
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I like my women like I like my sheep
full of my cawk!
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P-O
#AnyoneButHarper



Registered: 05/13/09
Posts: 13,636
Loc:
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: redbird]
#14590158 - 06/10/11 11:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i like my women like i like my cocaine
white, illegal, and makes me keep comming back, for more
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Best In The World
Respect The Pipebomb


Registered: 04/21/11
Posts: 1,835
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: P-O]
#14590253 - 06/10/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like my women like I like my egg rolls.
They're DELICIOUS!
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