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Anonymous #7

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #155]
    #22022186 - 07/30/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe I should reveal myself too. :stoned:


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #22022211 - 07/30/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Whatever, the jig is up.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: TNK]
    #22022232 - 07/30/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

True. :volcano:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #22022306 - 07/30/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have no clue why DZ though his posting style could go unnoticed.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #22022760 - 07/31/15 12:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yvguu


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #22022802 - 07/31/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
154 and 156 are terrible at being anon.




and anoncock


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #154]
    #22022809 - 07/31/15 01:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

you have really nice perky tits too  :sexymeow:


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Anonymous #154

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: 404]
    #22022851 - 07/31/15 01:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks :grin: Best of both worlds, they say.

In reality, my dick used to be about twice that size. My ex-fuckbuddy-now-platonic-friend is frustrated with the loss of her favorite toy so she's been trying to get me to break up with my lesbian girlfriend who never gave a shit about cock in the first place.

Tranny drama :burke:

Honestly it's been pretty rough. :badmanthisfeels:


Edited by Anonymous (07/31/15 01:54 AM)


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #22023335 - 07/31/15 07:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You truly just made me :lol: pretty hard
:smile:

thank ya i needed a good laugh


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Anonymous #158

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anoncock]
    #22023364 - 07/31/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Anoncock said:
Ladies, rate my cock out of 10






Who the hell is this guy?
Am I the only one that finds the "who wants this dick, rate my cock ladies" posts kinda weird?


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #158]
    #22023385 - 07/31/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hes a horny little slut

cant ya tell by D pic?


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22032713 - 08/02/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Quote:

AddyZomeD said:



Cream on D floor



What the fuck? You seriously just nut all over your floor?

I thought it was just a figure of speech or something




:lolocaust:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22053647 - 08/06/15 01:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Quote:

AddyZomeD said:



Cream on D floor



What the fuck? You seriously just nut all over your floor?

I thought it was just a figure of speech or something




I really fucking hope you live by yourself if you're nutting on the floor.. That'd be pretty fucked if you make other people walk over your shit like that. (even after wiping it up)


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: shLong]
    #22053897 - 08/06/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I rarely cream on the floor, and idk when I started saying that, I just said it one day and it made me laugh.
I then thought of a joke picture for this thread, that's where the pic came from
I usually jack off in the woods or my bed, but rarely in the bathroom


I clean it up with a wet rag,
I wouldn't leave cum residue all over the floor man
Im not that gross


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This is the time in life I am living!
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Anonymous #139

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: shLong]
    #22054032 - 08/06/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

mfw I've nutted in every room in every house I've ever stepped foot in

:likeaboss:


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Anonymous #159

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #139]
    #22168149 - 08/31/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #159]
    #22176556 - 09/01/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nice shLong! :smile:


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Anonymous #123

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22419375 - 10/22/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I posted my first shroomery post in this thread LONG ago. But I've been feeling a bit weird as of late.

I guess I measure about 7.5" long and 6" around but I've recently felt emasculated by this girl talking about her boyfriend's size. We were watching fucked up porn (think like 2 girls one cup) and she was commenting about how small like 20 dudes dicks were. After a bit they all looked like my size roughly.

She soon said "Oh I'm really sorry" looked at me, and started laughing. She's only had one dude, I fucked her younger sister, whom I took her virginity.

Then shit like this whole eggplant Friday hurts me. I feel like all the girls I've been with have lied that I'm even above average...

Help me out guise!


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Anonymous #139

Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #123] * 1
    #22419532 - 10/22/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

There's a lot of variables at hand, but if you already fucked her little sister, then you might as well move on, because you're not likely to get far in that relationship. If she's a size queen, tough. Can't blame them though, when girls get lonely they hop on amazon and get toys, and the sizes are huge. The cheaper ones are way thick, and yeah. Generally they want something that's like 8-10 inches, because they need the extra 2 inches to hold onto.



Bother to mention your race, age, and maybe a picture?


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #123]
    #22419566 - 10/22/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I posted my first shroomery post in this thread LONG ago. But I've been feeling a bit weird as of late.

I guess I measure about 7.5" long and 6" around but I've recently felt emasculated by this girl talking about her boyfriend's size. We were watching fucked up porn (think like 2 girls one cup) and she was commenting about how small like 20 dudes dicks were. After a bit they all looked like my size roughly.

She soon said "Oh I'm really sorry" looked at me, and started laughing. She's only had one dude, I fucked her younger sister, whom I took her virginity.

Then shit like this whole eggplant Friday hurts me. I feel like all the girls I've been with have lied that I'm even above average...

Help me out guise!




Eggplant Friday? Fridays are for tacos.

Jesus Christ, at 7.5 inches your dick is bigger than 80% of the human make population. Stop complaining and tell that girl fucking one dude doesn't make her an expert on dicks. it makes her a beginner.


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