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Re: Bestow to the shroomery, a photograph of your Phallus and Testes [Re: Anonymous #130]
    #19788850 - 04/03/14 11:22 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Damn look at that hog! Pretty thick!


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Re: Bestow to the shroomery, a photograph of your Phallus and Testes [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19788879 - 04/03/14 11:28 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Thanks  :blush:


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Re: Bestow to the shroomery, a photograph of your Phallus and Testes [Re: Anonymous #130] * 1
    #19789565 - 04/03/14 01:39 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I thought mine was thick


got a shot of yours outside the jeans? I think you got me beat!


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Re: Bestow to the shroomery, a photograph of your Phallus and Testes [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19790202 - 04/03/14 03:39 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Bestow to the shroomery, a photograph of your Phallus and Testes [Re: Anonymous #131]
    #19790685 - 04/03/14 05:17 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I feel like a pedophile now.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #19799313 - 04/05/14 01:30 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I love the cock
im gay


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: mark henson]
    #19799342 - 04/05/14 01:36 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

mark henson said:
I love the cock
im gay




well it might be a good start to contribute


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #19803862 - 04/06/14 02:31 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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mongo lloyd said:
Why the fuck did I enter this thread?
:wtfsonic:
I see enough dick in my pants



I like to suck on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: mark henson]
    #19813338 - 04/08/14 02:32 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

So it's been a while on here and it's time to give something back :laugh:

some snapshot




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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #19813354 - 04/08/14 02:37 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Nice meat bud! Thats a biggun! I think psychadelics give a big dong. Or more so people with big dicks do psychadelics.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus] * 1
    #19813363 - 04/08/14 02:40 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, they said mushrooms would make me gay, but it just enlarged my dick.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Legend]
    #19813370 - 04/08/14 02:42 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19813382 - 04/08/14 02:45 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Thank you.

It's grown that way before I even did weed, so it must be the other way round.

Anyway I'm glad it isn't any bigger, that's just on the edge of what girls can handle. But enough to punish them if they weren't nice.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #19813404 - 04/08/14 02:52 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Agreed. Mines pretty thick just a few posts above with beer bottle, and I've made a few girls and guys bleed but that's because they were too pushy with getting it in. I've also had a couple people say "that's not goin in me" but after some coaxing were able to take it. :datass:

I like mine it does the job it needs to do with no complaints. :shrug:

Though I wish I had a say in the foreskin decision. 

How do the ladies react murzel?


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19813493 - 04/08/14 03:18 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Well it's kinda funny but I don't get these classy reactions you normally get when unwrapping for the first time because I don't pick up women.

Usually I only have sex with girls from within my social circle who are friends with my significant other. These people attend the parties I go to and that's why they already know it from snorting a variety of substances from it or watching me doing other nasty things with it.
Unholy habit but it just pops out at some point every night.

So the only reactions so far have been squeaking.

Funny to notice but so far only male friends commented on it. The comment which started the whole snorting-substances-from-penis-habit was "damn that's the straightest penis I've ever seen, must be perfect to rip off lines from that".
Unfortunately that does not really come out on that pic because it decided to go hang to the right while fondling the camera.

And yes, I noticed yours is ridiculously thick. I'm still not sure what's preferred by most people. But that doesn't matter as long as it works fine.



The foreskin thing:

My father is a crazy bastard and since he was 18 in 1968, the wife of one of his professors gave him herpes and it did not go away, so he decided to circumcise himself. Went well, but he blacked out from pain that evening while dining with his parents.
He once told me "Man I'd do anything to fuck again just once with an intact foreskin".
That's why I kept mine even though I had ridiculous problems with it when being young. Classic phimosis and my father did practise pulling it back with me every two days until I was old enough to do it on my own.
The outcome is perfect and come to think of it, I am very glad what he did for me.

That was a long post about my dick.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #19813704 - 04/08/14 04:05 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Whoa dad did his own circumcision!!?? Holy shit! That's hardcore.

That's also really awesome that he helped you through the phimosis most people would a just cut it off.

As for people snorting things off your dick......:highfive:

There's pics right? :datass:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19813712 - 04/08/14 04:07 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

The only thing about being really thick is when I'd have tag teams with friends I'd let them go first otherwise it was noticeably looser for them if I went first. :shrug:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19814104 - 04/08/14 05:22 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Oh that's too kind of you.

And yeah, he kept bis foreskin in formaldahyde solution in his freezer and some days later my mom was to visit him and brought her mother with her. She saw the foreskin in that glass and thought it was Bacon.

Actually there are no pictures because I dont want to be fondling on my cam when one of my good looking friends consumes a penor line. As I always insist on them licking of the residue off the shaft. Cant Miss that one.
I'll ask my gf to take one next weekend...
I could only offer pics from her Germanistik docent sniffing some Amphetamine out of her ass crack. But that would be off topic.


The thickness issue... You have the advantage that for you there is no pussy/ass where you dont feel much. Happened to me 1-2 times and Turner platonic from then on, but oh well...


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #19815255 - 04/08/14 08:55 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Yah it's always tight for me so that's a good thing. I can't believe your dad did his own circumcision an then kept the foreskin.  Did you ever see his dick post self surgery? Was it normal looking? Also why didn't he just have it done by a doctor?

And any pics you can get of girls doin drugs off your dick I'm sure everyone would appreciate. :highfive:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #19815273 - 04/08/14 08:57 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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The only thing about being really thick is when I'd have tag teams with friends I'd let them go first otherwise it was noticeably looser for them if I went first. :shrug:




Thick and modest :yesnod:


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