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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #123]
    #18908398 - 09/29/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

There's this chick behind me at starbucks that keeps screenpeeking.

I'm not a big fan of uncut but she might be... should I ask? Might be weird but IDK man


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: st1llnox]
    #18908410 - 09/29/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Theres a few girls who keep tabs in here. Ballerium and acidic sloth. Ive also seen yogabunny comment as well. You sound as thick but a bit shorter than me. Im cut though. I always wondered what mine would look like uncut! Post it!

Voila!




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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18908418 - 09/29/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OMG should not have clicked that in starbucks.
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Rewindicus said:
Theres a few girls who keep tabs in here. Ballerium and acidic sloth. Ive also seen yogabunny comment as well. You sound as thick but a bit shorter than me. Im cut though. I always wondered what mine would look like uncut! Post it!

Voila!










Honestly I'll have phases where I get jealous of uncut people but like IDK... maybe it's an American thing having grown up on PHAT CUT COCKS lol


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18908426 - 09/29/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe she does drugs, is a member here and recognized the Shroomery website. :lol:

And yeah I'm a woman and sometimes I lurk in here. I don't generally post though..I don't think my bf would enjoy me complimenting other dude's cocks very much. :shrug:

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Theres a few girls who keep tabs in here. Ballerium and acidic sloth. Ive also seen yogabunny comment as well.




Damn, you outed me before I could out myself. :lol:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18908440 - 09/29/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

He would be especially mad if you posted cock pics, and then nobody would know what to do :shrug:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18908446 - 09/29/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol sorry! :datass:

My dude is uncut. Its kinda neat. Maybe its just one of those I like it cuz I cant own one things. :shrug:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18908460 - 09/29/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Lol sorry! :datass:

My dude is uncut. Its kinda neat. Maybe its just one of those I like it cuz I cant own one things. :shrug:





The extra nerve endings can't hurt :thumbup:

There's something  called foregen.org but I'm worried if I enrolled as a participant and got it, I'd end up just having myself circumcised again lol.

It's also different if you're a gay guy cause you're constantly seeing the same hardware on others. Every uncut dude but one I've met was visibly embarrassed by it, but I'm relatively young so they were possibly relatively immature.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: st1llnox]
    #18908461 - 09/29/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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He would be especially mad if you posted cock pics, and then nobody would know what to do :shrug:




Yeah but they'd know it wasn't my cock. I could post pics of HIS cock, but I don't know whether he'd be flattered or mad. Flattered if lots of women commented on it, but since it seems to just be a handful of us, I dunno. He might be mad that I posted it for a bunch of other dudes to eyeball. :lol:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18908465 - 09/29/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Doesnt he know insecurity is a turn off? :rofl:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: st1llnox]
    #18908479 - 09/29/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
Maybe she does drugs, is a member here and recognized the Shroomery website. :lol:

And yeah I'm a woman and sometimes I lurk in here. I don't generally post though..I don't think my bf would enjoy me complimenting other dude's cocks very much. :shrug:

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Theres a few girls who keep tabs in here. Ballerium and acidic sloth. Ive also seen yogabunny comment as well.




Damn, you outed me before I could out myself. :lol:




How about you comment on mine! It's really more of a social experiment lol I just never got any comments from women over the age of 18 (being that I have only had drunk girls after that at college parties) so IDK if it even matters but alas, I'm a man and therefor it's important to me.


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There's this chick behind me at starbucks that keeps screenpeeking.

I'm not a big fan of uncut but she might be... should I ask? Might be weird but IDK man




And you, get her to check it out :smile: Nah but I'll do it soon I guess. Question is how? I have a NExus 7 and a laptop. I'll email it to myself but from there, how do I upload a pic?


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18908487 - 09/29/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

Yeah I guess beggars can't be choosers. I really don't know how he'd react if I were to post them.

Why do I feel like I'm being coerced into posting my boyfriend's dick picks? Lol


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #123]
    #18908491 - 09/29/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

BTW I'm American and actually only this black girl ever "laughed" so to speak or commented on me being uncut. I wish I got more praise for it :frown:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18908494 - 09/29/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe you are? Ok yah you totally are.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18908495 - 09/29/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Rewindicus said:
Theres a few girls who keep tabs in here. Ballerium and acidic sloth. Ive also seen yogabunny comment as well. You sound as thick but a bit shorter than me. Im cut though. I always wondered what mine would look like uncut! Post it!

Voila!







Well, now I understand why your ex would cry like a baby. :lol:


Quote:

How about you comment on mine! It's really more of a social experiment lol I just never got any comments from women over the age of 18




:pedobear:



Quote:

Ballerium said:
Why do I feel like I'm being coerced into posting my boyfriend's dick picks? Lol




Post your boyfriend's dick, and do it now!


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
    #18908499 - 09/29/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Doesnt he know insecurity is a turn off? :rofl:




He'll figure it out. I flipped him over. No "gay missionary-style" for you, Mr. Natural :naughty:


The one who wasn't ashamed was Slampiece#6 who I talked about on here a little last winter/feb-ish.

He was fucking NUTS. Like, rob me and then bring some of it back nuts, like eat a shit ton of 10/250 DXM/Mucinex tabs (and not enough to get DXM effects), like...

Even get up while I'm barbacking him and then start sucking me nuts. Like... voluntary, i'm having you ass-to-mouth me nuts.

He was 17 too. I believed he was 20 for the longest time too, esp. since he was a smoker.


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #123]
    #18908511 - 09/29/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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How about you comment on mine! It's really more of a social experiment lol I just never got any comments from women over the age of 18 (being that I have only had drunk girls after that at college parties) so IDK if it even matters but alas, I'm a man and therefor it's important to me.




Okay, well, based on what you said it sounds nice and seems plenty long enough, but not so painfully long that it would bash into a cervix, which is a good thing. :lol:

Definitely sounds thick enough. I make an O with my thumb and pointer finger around my wrist and my fingertips just touch. So uhhh yeah..cock as thick as my wrist, yeah seems like a nice thickness. :awesome:

There, did that help?


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: st1llnox]
    #18908512 - 09/29/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Even get up while I'm barbacking him




Seriously, dude. For a self described smart person, you do some really stupid shit.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18908537 - 09/29/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
How about you comment on mine! It's really more of a social experiment lol I just never got any comments from women over the age of 18 (being that I have only had drunk girls after that at college parties) so IDK if it even matters but alas, I'm a man and therefor it's important to me.




Okay, well, based on what you said it sounds nice and seems plenty long enough, but not so painfully long that it would bash into a cervix, which is a good thing. :lol:

Definitely sounds thick enough. I make an O with my thumb and pointer finger around my wrist and my fingertips just touch. So uhhh yeah..cock as thick as my wrist, yeah seems like a nice thickness. :awesome:

There, did that help?



Funny, I lift and such and my wrist is the SAME SIZE. Granted, as a 6'1" male my hands are gonna tend to be much larger than a woman's. Ok cool! Gave me enough confidence to try and get myself a girl in class this week and I don't even need to post!


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #18908551 - 09/29/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

Even get up while I'm barbacking him




Seriously, dude. For a self described smart person, you do some really stupid shit.




My main group of friends at college (our dorm crew) always joked about how I was the most god-damned brilliant fool they've ever met.

IDK I feel like condoms ruin a lot of it for me. Then again, how would I know :trollhide:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: st1llnox]
    #18908558 - 09/29/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You know what else ruins a lot of things? STD`s. :rofl:


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