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Chairman Meow
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16166521 - 05/01/12 03:51 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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This thread is full of win.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Chairman Meow]
#16167051 - 05/01/12 05:45 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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sadsappysucker said: This thread is full of win.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Rewindicus]
#16168553 - 05/01/12 10:27 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Rewindicus said: Jeez #51! That's a big slab of meat!
An Jon.....what's on the head? Pierced?
it's his jizz dude
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: imachavel]
#16168602 - 05/01/12 10:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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btw my cock is in here somewhere, which makes me feel gay. But whatever at least chicks look at this thread. Where is the vagina thread? I REALLY want to see people get as involved in that as they've been in this
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: imachavel]
#16169379 - 05/02/12 02:08 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ladies are generally prudish an in much lower number on here.
-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #52]
#16171793 - 05/02/12 03:14 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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yogabunny said: honestly that's way too much for me, but it's interesting to look at haha
Uh huh That's fucked up yoga, I was born this way
??? And some women grow up with small vaginas that can't take a huge penis. Not everyone is anatomically compatible. Life isn't always fair. I've broken up with guys because sex was too painful.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #53]
#16172071 - 05/02/12 04:28 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #52]
#16172649 - 05/02/12 06:18 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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yogabunny said: honestly that's way too much for me, but it's interesting to look at haha
Uh huh That's fucked up yoga, I was born this way (cue lady gaga )
sorry, just being honest! would it make you feel better if i told you i think yours is the biggest cock i've ever seen???
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #53]
#16173283 - 05/02/12 07:54 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
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yogabunny said: honestly that's way too much for me, but it's interesting to look at haha
Uh huh That's fucked up yoga, I was born this way
??? And some women grow up with small vaginas that can't take a huge penis. Not everyone is anatomically compatible. Life isn't always fair. I've broken up with guys because sex was too painful.
I fucked through highschool, I know how to stuff modest capacity vaginas - especially if you can use her tears as lube.
Seriously, calm down I was just joshin cause she was being a slight tease. Check it, penises to men is what weight is to women - so can a nigga just enjoy an ego boost for a lil bit, dayum lol
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sorry, just being honest! would it make you feel better if i told you i think yours is the biggest cock i've ever seen???
It would have, but 52 totally killed my ego boner - thanks for the option anyways tho
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16173300 - 05/02/12 07:58 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have a small one.
I think I'm in the wrong place.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #52]
#16174557 - 05/02/12 11:22 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Check it, penises to men is what weight is to women - so can a nigga just enjoy an ego boost for a lil bit, dayum
Uhhhhh, weight? I'm not jealous of/proud of weight. Poor comparison, but I am sorry for being a buzz kill.
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Anonymous said: 52 totally killed my ego boner
If you didn't pretend to be upset by yoga and act like any girl should just shut up and take your cock, then I would not have been contrary.
I know girls who love huge dicks and I'm sure you do too, so I won't argue if you stop complaining.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #53] 2
#16174725 - 05/02/12 11:56 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dang calm down girls your both pretty!
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: yogabunny]
#16174879 - 05/03/12 12:36 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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yogabunny said: honestly that's way too much for me, but it's interesting to look at haha
Uh huh That's fucked up yoga, I was born this way (cue lady gaga )
sorry, just being honest! would it make you feel better if i told you i think yours is the biggest cock i've ever seen???
HAH! but in this thread that might be a challenge. Haha!
It's like if chicks starting posting their vag and then some of us come out and say "would it make you feel better if your vag was the tightest one here?" with 1000 vags posted. Hah!
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: imachavel]
#16175356 - 05/03/12 04:44 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Your posts rarely make any sense to me.
They are amusing though, so for that I thank you. 
Also,
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sadsappysucker said: This thread is full of win.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #52]
#16175421 - 05/03/12 05:30 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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You can fix that curvature my bro. I heard Vitamin E, bananas (potassium), and wearing a penis extender device for 6 hours every other day fixes that shit. May be Potaba (prescription shit) will help.
Ladies love it when that shit curves up, some assume the man will be a "keeper" or more compassionate since they'll gaze passionately at their face using the missionary position.... unlike those douche bags with the downward curves. Those guys are fucked. The only way they're making that pussy explode is with doggy style. A short term relationship ensues for the downward dudes.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #53]
#16177254 - 05/03/12 03:37 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Uhhhhh, weight? I'm not jealous of/proud of weight. Poor comparison, but I am sorry for being a buzz kill.
I was comparing the insecurities of the genders, which i think penis and weight are fair balanced between the sexes on that subject.
No need to be sorry, it's my fault - i'll have to set my sarcasm phasers to stun next time. (hint: the lady gaga reference was both about yoga and myself)
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Anonymous said: If you didn't pretend to be upset by yoga and act like any girl should just shut up and take your cock, then I would not have been contrary.
At what point did I reference or even imply that "any girl should just shut up and take my cock"?...wait a minute, are you telling me to shut up and take your words into my mouth?! Not cool 52, not cool
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Anonymous said: I know girls who love huge dicks and I'm sure you do too, so I won't argue if you stop complaining.
I was never complaining, only playful teasing but you'll keep arguing because that's what you came in here for instead of just enjoying the cocks.
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Anonymous said: You can fix that curvature my bro. I heard Vitamin E, bananas (potassium), and wearing a penis extender device for 6 hours every other day fixes that shit. May be Potaba (prescription shit) will help.
Ladies love it when that shit curves up, some assume the man will be a "keeper" or more compassionate since they'll gaze passionately at their face using the missionary position.... unlike those douche bags with the downward curves. Those guys are fucked. The only way they're making that pussy explode is with doggy style. A short term relationship ensues for the downward dudes.

Thanks for the advice mayn, but it's not curved - it does look a bit that way in the picture. It does curve a bit like a banana tho, is there a way to fix that?
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #52]
#16179449 - 05/03/12 10:47 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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What the heck...here goes
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #56]
#16179650 - 05/03/12 11:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #57]
#16185005 - 05/05/12 06:54 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've taken some pics as well, couldn't really pick so here they come. Btw i'm not circumcized, but it's hard to tell when it's all hard lol.





What d'you guys think?
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymuse_1984]
#16185021 - 05/05/12 06:59 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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uncut, FTW!!
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