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DrMambo
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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: weedist]
#14589482 - 06/10/11 08:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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XUL said: I just received approval for my eye waiver since I had lasik eye surgery. Now the next step is going to meps and swearing in. I'm trying to get aviation rescue swimmer.
he's not a complete bum. He contributes but not as much as my mom. He is pretty much crippled from back problems and can't do anything but watch tv and bitch. My mom does everything. She takes care of him and my grandma.
Then what's this dude's major malfunction? You're obviously headed on your way
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weedist said: Pull a little Home Alone reenactment
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XUL
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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: DrMambo]
#14591482 - 06/10/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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home alone style?
how about the good son style?
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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: XUL]
#14591501 - 06/10/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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My mother remarried and became the worst mother ever. Whenever she was single our lives were better. Then, she got married to a retard, joined Christianity, got in thousands of dollars in debt, and gained 100 pounds.
Nothing like pieces of shit in the world. I came out of one.
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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Joolz]
#14592096 - 06/10/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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honestly looking back there was a job i coulda had but i was way too conservative with how fast I drove so when i opened my mouth to other employees to chit chat it got me in trouble looking back i would have driven a little faster
but listening to reggaeton and people having money problems didnt help
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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Konyap]
#14594022 - 06/11/11 01:55 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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who runns the home?
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DrMambo
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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Joolz]
#14594110 - 06/11/11 02:23 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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sounds like she needs some salvation
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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: DrMambo]
#14594705 - 06/11/11 06:58 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think she does need salvation.
yesterday afternoon my grandma of 87 sat me down and told me how she was being mistreated by my step dad.
yesterday I decided to solve the problem by asking my mom to talk to him. I heard them talking and screaming at 1am. My mother told him that I am her child and that I'm staying no matter what. His argument........... I'm in retirement!! I already have to put up with your mother (my grandma). If he doesn't leave I'll burn the house down.
that was really the last straw for me. He's is like a bitter child who can't get his way so he wants to ruin it for everyone. Next time he brings it up to me it's on......
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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: XUL]
#14594737 - 06/11/11 07:06 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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my favorite line; "when's the last time you had you're ass kicked?" and "you need to learn something about respect"
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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: SomeGuy]
#14596121 - 06/11/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why dont you jump him on his way home late at night, have a mask and shit and tie him to a chair and just fuck with him for a few hours and make it clear if he mistreats your mother or anyone else again you're going to actually literally murder him.
Also, have a friend with a solid alibi for you between those hours. Then just come home a little while later like nothings happened
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Konyap

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jus be like you're supposed to take care of you're mom and grandma at your age it's decent
if he's saying anything jus act like your paying attention or just ask him if he wants to move
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Konyap

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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Konyap]
#14598155 - 06/11/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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seriously tell him to go on a vacation if he's goin to be that way
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