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OfflineXUL
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awwwwkward!
    #14588398 - 06/09/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

so I graduated college in december and I'm slumming around home waiting till I ship to the navy.

I have been staying at my dads but we have been fighting so I went to my moms. It's fucked up. I really like staying with my mom but my step dad keeps telling me I have to leave. Meanwhile my mother tells me to stay as long as I want.

my step dad is kind of a dick. He's living off of and bought a new house with the money my mom gets from my real dads retirement check. I heard him bragging about it to one of his friends yesterday.

he literally just said to me 10 min ago... Your leaving tomorow right? I said yea but really I think I'll stay to piss him off. Plus I like being here since my grandma lives here and she's old.

I am about to tell him to stop whining like a bitch. He's essentially living in a house my mother bought and now he's trying to cut me out. And behind his back my mother tells me to stay...

what do ya do??

crazy people...


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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: XUL]
    #14588404 - 06/09/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

XUL said:
so I graduated college in december and I'm slumming around home waiting till I ship to the navy.

I have been staying at my dads but we have been fighting so I went to my moms. It's fucked up. I really like staying with my mom but my step dad keeps telling me I have to leave. Meanwhile my mother tells me to stay as long as I want.

my step dad is kind of a dick. He's living off of and bought a new house with the money my mom gets from my real dads retirement check. I heard him bragging about it to one of his friends yesterday.

he literally just said to me 10 min ago... Your leaving tomorow right? I said yea but really I think I'll stay to piss him off. Plus I like being here since my grandma lives here and she's old.

I am about to tell him to stop whining like a bitch. He's essentially living in a house my mother bought and now he's trying to cut me out. And behind his back my mother tells me to stay...

what do ya do??

crazy people...




What is your MOS?

Also, his house, his rules. But if you really want to do something, tell him to his face while looking him dead into his eyes, that you don't like to be fucked around with. Although you do risk getting your ass booted by taking this route.


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OfflineMind Transcribing
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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Newlord]
    #14588410 - 06/09/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I really feel like you should beat his ass.


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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Mind Transcribing]
    #14588437 - 06/09/11 11:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Man, you have to talk to your mom and step dad at the same time.  Be cordial and don't beat around the bush.  State your plans and ask what their expectations are.  Get straight to the point.

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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Mind Transcribing]
    #14588480 - 06/10/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Mind Transcribing said:
I really feel like you should beat his ass.



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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: daiy] * 1
    #14588508 - 06/10/11 12:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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daiy said:
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Mind Transcribing said:
I really feel like you should beat his ass.






yeah, re-enact the fight scene of 'They Live'

:waits:


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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14588526 - 06/10/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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physicist said:
Man, you have to talk to your mom and step dad at the same time.  Be cordial and don't beat around the bush.  State your plans and ask what their expectations are.  Get straight to the point.




:brilliant:

Do you have a date to ship off with the navy yet?

Do you contribute around the house?

Is this dude a sleaze?


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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Moronicus]
    #14588531 - 06/10/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

There a tit for the each of you. Be grateful, share, and play nice.


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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Nezzy]
    #14588565 - 06/10/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

wow! member since 04. Congrats on post 201

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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Newlord]
    #14588574 - 06/10/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Newlord said:
Quote:

XUL said:
so I graduated college in december and I'm slumming around home waiting till I ship to the navy.

I have been staying at my dads but we have been fighting so I went to my moms. It's fucked up. I really like staying with my mom but my step dad keeps telling me I have to leave. Meanwhile my mother tells me to stay as long as I want.

my step dad is kind of a dick. He's living off of and bought a new house with the money my mom gets from my real dads retirement check. I heard him bragging about it to one of his friends yesterday.

he literally just said to me 10 min ago... Your leaving tomorow right? I said yea but really I think I'll stay to piss him off. Plus I like being here since my grandma lives here and she's old.

I am about to tell him to stop whining like a bitch. He's essentially living in a house my mother bought and now he's trying to cut me out. And behind his back my mother tells me to stay...

what do ya do??

crazy people...




What is your MOS?

Also, his house, his rules. But if you really want to do something, tell him to his face while looking him dead into his eyes, that you don't like to be fucked around with. Although you do risk getting your ass booted by taking this route.




Its not his house. If im reading it right the deadbeat hasnt contributed a penny towards the house itself.

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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14588599 - 06/10/11 12:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Pull a little Home Alone reenactment


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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #14588602 - 06/10/11 12:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Kick that fucking peice of shit's dick out through his asshole.

Like really, fuck with him in ways he cant prove it's you. Slash his tires or something. He sounds like a fucking peice of shit douche bag that needs to be put in his place.

Also pull the 'Youre not my dad, faggot. Also, this isnt your fucking house, and if you EVER look at me like that again, I will slap you so fucking hard your mom will puke."

Then dare him to do something about it. Make his life hell, he sounds like a prick.

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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14588606 - 06/10/11 12:51 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:werd: your leaving anyhow so its not like if they kick you out your homeless and struggling.

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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14588611 - 06/10/11 12:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Put itching powder in his underwear and LSD in his morning coffee.

Then follow him around in a frog mask or some shit.

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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: antiPock]
    #14588666 - 06/10/11 01:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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antiPock said:
wow! member since 04. Congrats on post 201




Thank you! My job was recently outsourced to the Philippines. I am now free to sit on my butt and post on the Shroomery all day long. :highfive:


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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Nezzy]
    #14588679 - 06/10/11 01:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

oh gee thats so funny you brought that up

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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: XUL]
    #14588691 - 06/10/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I cant even stay at my mom's house because of my stepdad.  I lose my job, one days later he is screaming that I am a bum and don't have a job, and need to get out and get one.  Fucking asshole.  My mom told him to his face, he had no concept of family.

SO, basically, Im living in temps, renting places out here, though my mom has an empty room she wants me to stay at.  Using up my savings and unemployment because he is a fucking dick. 

By the way, I hope you are going in as an officer.  you will make some good $ and have a lot of benefits.  And, get sea duty, it sucks, the long hours and bullshit, but you are going to see some fucking cool places.

Too bad they drug test now, though, when I was in, we'd go to someplace like Pattaya beach Thailand and it would be 2 or three days of roasting thai stick and diddling little thai bitches.


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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: Konyap]
    #14588698 - 06/10/11 01:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

he sounds like he majorly cares about money(most people who dont have any usually do)

You could also just like ask or say things about his general life and most people will think your being combative with them.

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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: DrMambo]
    #14589280 - 06/10/11 07:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I just received approval for my eye waiver since I had lasik eye  surgery. Now the next step is going to meps and swearing in. I'm trying to get aviation rescue swimmer.

he's not a complete bum. He contributes but not as much as my mom. He is pretty much crippled from back problems and can't do anything but watch tv and bitch. My mom does everything. She takes care of him and my grandma.


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Re: awwwwkward! [Re: XUL]
    #14589353 - 06/10/11 08:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

High dose of Lsd in step dads coffee then DSHSB?

Yeah my step dad is scum too. He is part of the reason I have very little to do with my family.

Tell him to go fuck himself and to talk to his wife about it. :shrug:


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