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Just came on her face
#14588317 - 06/09/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wheeew! First time! Knocking shit out here... you guys were right, who cares about the weird clit flick, this girl is wild and will let me do ANYTHING! 
I feel kinda bad cause I left quite a large puddle in her eye... it's all red now, but she just laughed and said she liked it(in the eye)...this was while she was wiping the rest of my cum off her face and sucking it off her fingers! Do you believe that!? It's goood to be me My last GF fucking sucks compared to this one.
So... given that she is willing to try anything, do you all have any good suggestions/fantasies/fetishes you think I should try with this chick? I'm open to suggestions, and as always, will give an after action report!
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Re: Just came on her face *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14588336 - 06/09/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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ChronicSmoke
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Fuck her in the ass.
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Anonymous #3
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I suggest you give her a strawberry short cake
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Anonymous #1
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Anonymous said: Enjoy it but do not, I repeat, do not get her pregnant.
She just got the shot a couple days ago, so, pretty much covered there ....but if for some reason my seed does flower into fruit, she has already stated she will take care of it. The best part is, she paid for it! My ex made me pay for GD everything (condoms,lube,pill,petrol for her car,etc)
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ChronicSmoke said: Fuck her in the ass.
This! I just ran it by her and she said as long as there's lube she's down! I've always wondered about anal... does it really feel that different from a vagine?
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Anonymous #1
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Anonymous said: I suggest you give her a strawberry short cake
I'm kind of afraid to ask, but what does that entail?
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous said: I suggest you give her a strawberry short cake
I'm kind of afraid to ask, but what does that entail?
The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
Edited by Anonymous (06/09/11 11:39 PM)
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is tighter, a higher temp than the vag, and it feels kind of gritty. 
...but definitely 
Anal eeze is a good lube, but a normal water based lube like wet works fine, also.
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Re: Just came on her face *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #4]
#14588458 - 06/09/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Welcome to poopy dick. It's not like watching porn. If there is any mess in there you will loosen it up and it will come out. THat caught me by surprise one time...
That's sounds fucking repulsive. Must have been a big turn-off...
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Well I don't really want to see any shit on my dick so lights off for this adventure
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Re: Just came on her face *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14588513 - 06/10/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You guys are seriously tame... Tie that bitch up, slap her round, fuck her face, fuck her ass, fuck whatever you want. Sounds like she's your own personal little slut, so she should be treated as such. She'll enjoy it, trust me
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automan
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Anonymous said: You guys are seriously tame... Tie that bitch up, slap her round, fuck her face, fuck her ass, fuck whatever you want. Sounds like she's your own personal little slut, so she should be treated as such. She'll enjoy it, trust me 
QFT
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what is her first name?
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LSDXM
What Doth Life?



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Anonymous said: Wheeew! First time! Knocking shit out here... you guys were right, who cares about the weird clit flick, this girl is wild and will let me do ANYTHING! 
I feel kinda bad cause I left quite a large puddle in her eye... it's all red now, but she just laughed and said she liked it(in the eye)...this was while she was wiping the rest of my cum off her face and sucking it off her fingers! Do you believe that!? It's goood to be me My last GF fucking sucks compared to this one.
So... given that she is willing to try anything, do you all have any good suggestions/fantasies/fetishes you think I should try with this chick? I'm open to suggestions, and as always, will give an after action report! 

First suggestion: don't hurry to get right on the shroomery every time you get out of the pussy.
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Psychopathic666
Mycology and axolotl enthusiast



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Re: Just came on her face [Re: LSDXM]
#14594517 - 06/11/11 06:05 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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BDSM.
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Psychopathic666 said: BDSM.
Pretty much what I said 
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Anonymous said: You guys are seriously tame... Tie that bitch up, slap her round, fuck her face, fuck her ass, fuck whatever you want. Sounds like she's your own personal little slut, so she should be treated as such. She'll enjoy it, trust me 
BDSM with a head full of acid or stimulants.. One of the few pure pleasures in life You do some fucked up things.
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Le_Canard
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Glad you found a wild woman who like to get her freak on with you.
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Le_Canard]
#14598940 - 06/12/11 12:50 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Choke her to death on your dick. It's the ultimate orgasm.
For both of you
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ask her to hold you in her arms and stroke your beautiful hair
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: ManianFH]
#14599158 - 06/12/11 01:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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pmb
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Yeah anal feels good and is different, but its seriously pretty gross. The only time I've done it successfully was with a chick who I never seen eat. So I was pretty confident there wouldn't be much of a mess. I came in her ass and it was nice but afterwards I felt disgusted and my dick smelled like shit. I would avoid it unless you wear a condom. pussy > ass
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pmb said: Yeah anal feels good and is different, but its seriously pretty gross. The only time I've done it successfully was with a chick who I never seen eat. So I was pretty confident there wouldn't be much of a mess. I came in her ass and it was nice but afterwards I felt disgusted and my dick smelled like shit. I would avoid it unless you wear a condom. pussy > ass
Get your freak on man.
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Azure Essence said: Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
But that's a little too freaky, man. I mean, there are some fucked up people in the world, but who would go that far?
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Anal sex is just the test to find out if you have the ability to let go. I personally lick every asshole that I'm with, and try to put my dick in it if I can too. Other people just get grossed out by it.
Fuck it.
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Joolz]
#14605722 - 06/13/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Joolz said: Fuck it.
Literally.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Anonymous said: but she just laughed and said she liked it(in the eye)...this was while she was wiping the rest of my cum off her face and sucking it off her fingers!
Oh man, you have no idea of the crazy about to befall you.
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mm.
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: pmb]
#14621786 - 06/16/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You guys need to read up on how to clean asses. Seriously, if you do it right anal doesn't result in any smells or poop.
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Apostle
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Anonymous said: . Don't lose this chick until you have tried it all or have a few other skanks on the side.
best advice ever.
i had fuck toy n didnt even ream her ass tho i could have
now i think of what could have been, tho i did still do quite a bit
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: mm.]
#14621952 - 06/16/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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mm. said: You guys need to read up on how to clean asses. Seriously, if you do it right anal doesn't result in any smells or poop.
Or we could just stick with a relatively clean vagina that doesn't make your dick smell like poop sometimes...
Anal isn't that great.... yeah its okay but it's seriously nothing to write home about... I'd rather not bother with all that mess.
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2jew4u
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Uzziel]
#14622200 - 06/16/11 11:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should Donkey punch her- FILM IT AND POST IT- She is a kinky bitch like that- And you would be the first on the net-!!!
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Harry Jackson
Spliffsmith



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Re: Just came on her face [Re: 2jew4u]
#14624346 - 06/16/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just buy her a collar and leash.
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Re: Just came on her face *DELETED* [Re: Harry Jackson]
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Well the anal was nice, no shit on my dick either. It's definitely something we will be doing again. I still think I prefer puttin the P in the V though. She also made a little trip to the sex shop one day while I was at work and when I got home surprised me with a plethora sexual devices/outfits/games... I definitely got lucky with this one. The girl ALWAYS wants to and foreplay is never necessary, even though we still do it, because this girl is wet before she takes her pants off!
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get a swing...always wanted to see how those would work out.
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Boheim]
#14629165 - 06/17/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nice. I had one of those for a few weeks. Then her baby daddy showed up randomly and she hung out with him, even though he's a P.O.S. who doesn't even take care of his kid. I broke it off.
Fuck that bitch one time for me.
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Re: Just came on her face [Re: Joolz]
#14630911 - 06/17/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Get right up to the point where you're about to fuck her, and then pies. Lots of lots and pies. Start a pie fight. Proceed to go directly to sleep afterwards.
Got the idea from my cousin, a hooker.
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If she will let you do anything then tell her you want to take naked pics of her and post them online and then come back here and do exactly that.
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Harry Jackson
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Bipolarbear said: If she will let you do anything then tell her you want to take naked pics of her and post them online and then come back here and do exactly that. 
QFT
-------------------- Everything I say is a lie. "The mind and body must be subjected to extreme stimulus, by means of drugs and music." ~Hunter S. Thompson I am a sybaritic, an epicure of the most deviant kind. Hedonism is my religion, and I devote my life to sensuous pleasure and decadence. So who are you to tell me how to live my life, 'cause I won't give this up, these are my shoes, my view, my cue to say I do give a fuck! And pretty soon I'ma bloomin' it'll be alright, 'cause every day's another chance to ignite, 'cause I'm addicted, I'm addicted, I'm addicted to this universal feeling of life I feel like a child, so naked and wild, your body's my playground, where pure is defiled
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