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I like my women like I like my... * 1
    #14587707 - 06/09/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

grapes.
small, sweet and juicy

bulls.
strong and horny

whiskey.
18 years old and in my mouth


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Offlinecdnshroom
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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs] * 1
    #14587714 - 06/09/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I Like My woman like I like my Salmon

Scaly and fishy smellin' :awetongue:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14587743 - 06/09/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my hurricanes
wet and wild


i like my women like i like my legal documents
divorced


i like my women like i like my vending machines
easy access


i like my women like i like my bank account
they do too


i like my women like i like my birth control
hells yeah


i like my women like i like my DSB's
smashed




i could go on for days with these :lol:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14587750 - 06/09/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my coffee - black and strong as death.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14587754 - 06/09/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my woman like I Like the "Small Space Heater" in my Smoking Shed.

Hot & Turned on!


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14587758 - 06/09/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like like women like I like my dogs.

Submissive enough to do what they are told but smart enough to do what's needed.

not really i just like em smart and cute. Wait, just like i like my dogs.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14587776 - 06/09/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Tchan909 said:
I like my women like I like my coffee - black and strong as death.




i like my women like i like my coffee - chopped up and in the freezer.


i have a shirt that says this LOL


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14587777 - 06/09/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like women that are like ill be there when my friend leaves but im on the period but will you fuck me anyways and ill be there to drink rum and smoke weed by 10:30MST tonoighjt


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: LayinUp]
    #14587787 - 06/09/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

LayinUp said:
Quote:

Tchan909 said:
I like my women like I like my coffee - black and strong as death.




i like my women like i like my coffee - chopped up and in the freezer.


i have a shirt that says this LOL




An alternative is "I like my women like I like my coffee - black and full-bodied" :awetongue:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14587798 - 06/09/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my ovens
hot and in the kitchen





i'm buyin a one way ticket to hell with this thread :facepalm:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14587805 - 06/09/11 09:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my woman how I like my drugs...
Cheap, strong, and a serious danger to my health.
:nyan:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14587812 - 06/09/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

ski slope/trail.
groomed and plush

sweat pants.
soft to the touch, long legged, tight at the waist, but comfortable enough for me to fit snuggly inside


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14587820 - 06/09/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like the middle east likes their women

quiet and submissive


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: LayinUp]
    #14587825 - 06/09/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my vacuum cleaners
able to suck a golfball through a gardenhose


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14587830 - 06/09/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my xbox 360
with the red ring of death






LOLL


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14587836 - 06/09/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my...

Food- fat, cheap, greasy, and sitting under a heated lamp for six hours.

Men- with a penis

sense of humor- dark and inappropriate

my silence- dead


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14587837 - 06/09/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like muppet does
cold and dead


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Cherk]
    #14587899 - 06/09/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

daily schedule.
spontaneous and flexible

chicken dinners.
white meat, large breasted, tender, juicy
and followed by a side of greens.  :bigblunt:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14587903 - 06/09/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my remote control
because it has a mute button


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14587909 - 06/09/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my unicorns
there are no women on the internet


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14587913 - 06/09/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

...like I like my bookshelf.

7ft tall and full of knowledge.


I just chose a random thing in my room, I think you can do this for everything. :fonz:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14587924 - 06/09/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

alright let me try




i like my women like i like my baseball cap
because it takes it all


LOL, it fully works


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14587928 - 06/09/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14587932 - 06/09/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my desk
cos it aint got no dirty draws


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14587938 - 06/09/11 09:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You can't smoke peyote. :dumbass:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: 28064212]
    #14587948 - 06/09/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i am well aware of this, this needs to be told to the writers of zoolander.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14587953 - 06/09/11 09:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

cars.
sleek, responsive and topless


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14587956 - 06/09/11 09:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Indeed. :dizope:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14587957 - 06/09/11 09:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my hotrods
with their blower poking out


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki] * 1
    #14587976 - 06/09/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my right hand
:foreveralone:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: 28064212]
    #14587996 - 06/09/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

rain boots.
two at a time and don't mind getting dirty


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14588006 - 06/09/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

... like I like my cupboards.

Full of my junk.  :awejeez:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14588035 - 06/09/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

laundry/clothes.
freshly cleaned and ready for me to be inside of


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14588045 - 06/09/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women when they cook and clean.  Oh wait are we supposed to use similes here?  :wink:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Maverick]
    #14588133 - 06/09/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

hip hop.
smooth, loud, and originating from years 1988-1993


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14588139 - 06/09/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Tchan909 said:
I like my women like I like my coffee - black and strong as death.




"cold and bitter"


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Doc_T]
    #14588476 - 06/10/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

farm, one fat ass and two huge melons, just for me


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: PileusSonofGalt]
    #14588793 - 06/10/11 02:13 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my computer: flashy, fast, and fragile.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14588797 - 06/10/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

steak, thick, and dripping juices from the pink


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14588799 - 06/10/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like this


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: joe Biggs]
    #14588820 - 06/10/11 02:27 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Kitty :kitty:

-Not in my bed
-Never take a bath with me
-Sleeps on the couch


What? I have my pride! :pride:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Asante]
    #14589627 - 06/10/11 09:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my Scotch

12 years old and mixed with Coke. :fonz::hansen2::lahey:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14589638 - 06/10/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my woman like I like my dog

my dog is a girl


....I shouldn't have even tried :lol:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: CarnivalBarker]
    #14589681 - 06/10/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my woman...

...like my shoelaces: all tied up.
...like my iPod: slim, sleek, and full of music.
...like public transport: easy to get into.
...like my penis: in my pants.
...like a space shuttle: she takes me into space, and after that she can do it again.
...like a manhandled garden hose: full of kinks.
...like my phone: smart, but asks no questions.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14589694 - 06/10/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Mixing 12 year old Scotch with Coke? Makes me feel like Pris's avatar!

I like my women like I like my meth.
Down to party all night, but gone in the morning.

:fonz: :awedrugs:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: koraks]
    #14589696 - 06/10/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my chicken... with a little bit of fat on the end. :willienelson:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14589703 - 06/10/11 10:07 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my coffee full of cheap Irish whiskey :derfase:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: trekie]
    #14589751 - 06/10/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my pubes
on my nuts


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14589761 - 06/10/11 10:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women Asian :laugh:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14589776 - 06/10/11 10:21 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my envelopes
because i can slip one finger in and open her up


LOL



there really is an endless ammount of these , you guys realise that right? this thread could go untill atleast like 30 pages


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14589801 - 06/10/11 10:25 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my dope

bought on the street and gone by the morning

I like my women like I like my farts

loud and nasty

:lahey:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #14589919 - 06/10/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Tchan909 said:
I like my women like I like my coffee - black and strong as death.



                                                                            - ground up and in the fridge.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14589942 - 06/10/11 10:54 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my guns

clean, loud, and always ready for the next round. :grin:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14589953 - 06/10/11 10:57 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my alarm clock

They shut up when I give em a good smack :wink:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14589998 - 06/10/11 11:08 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like butter and the national bird
spread eagle


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Cherk]
    #14590106 - 06/10/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my Down Syndrome patients.

Mouths always open, perpetual drooling and unable to differentiate between a lollipop and a pen0r.

:trolldance:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14590133 - 06/10/11 11:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Thomas Jefferson liked his women like he liked his coffee.


Hand picked from a field.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14590153 - 06/10/11 11:43 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my sheep

full of my cawk!


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: redbird]
    #14590158 - 06/10/11 11:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my cocaine

white, illegal, and makes me keep comming back, for more :lol:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: P-O]
    #14590253 - 06/10/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my egg rolls.

They're DELICIOUS! :laugh:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Best In The World]
    #14590267 - 06/10/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Changsta said:
I like my women like I like my egg rolls.







stuffed with cabbage and skrimps?


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14590275 - 06/10/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

MHM! :laugh: all healthy kinda stuffs :laugh:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Best In The World]
    #14590279 - 06/10/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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I have considered such matters.

SIKE


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Cherk]
    #14590285 - 06/10/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

THIS ISNT THE PICS OF PUBBERS THREAD!!!!


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Best In The World]
    #14590324 - 06/10/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

we can certainly change that


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14592639 - 06/10/11 08:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like the french
because they always surrender


i like my women like i like my computer games
pirated and with a working crack


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14592652 - 06/10/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like an ostrich
face down ass up

i have the best ones so far
the rest of you suck


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Cherk]
    #14592730 - 06/10/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like women that are cheap drunks for  easy fuck but business women turn me on you know like corporate women that got there own money that are making good in life:awetongue:


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: Light My Fire]
    #14600612 - 06/12/11 12:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like my women like I like my video games: not to easy, complex but understandable, interactive, and with multi-player options :yesnod:

this joke is courtesy of Value's Portal 2

dogs; energetic, friendly, and able to lick their own crotch." - from reddit


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Re: I like my women like I like my... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14600720 - 06/12/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like my women like i like my snow, pure white, wet and stoned cold.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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