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MisterMuscaria



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It's 5 am and im banging my best friend's yoga instructor.
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malaka the werewolf



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im so fucked with my sleeping schedule
you made me laugh in have you ever been banned thread though...
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MisterMuscaria



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know where your dogs at.
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"cops have the right to shoot a dog"
"you shouldnt deal drugs like pot"
posts on a drug site and bans ppl for being against cops.
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MisterMuscaria



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Recently 4 people were arrested in Florida for feeding homeless in the park.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-homeless-feedings-arrests-20110601,0,7226362.story
Id bet money that pris would say that the people feeding the homeless in the park were in the wrong and deserved the arrest. Furthermore I bet he'd go into detail describing how they were in the wrong, how the park should be able to be enjoyed by people utilizing for it's intended purpose, etc. He'd talk about how the homeless are contributing nothing to society and shouldn't be using a park paid for by taxpayer money or something to that effect.
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he is needed sometimes..
someone recently butt raped him in that what would you teach your children thread though.. and he was the one that derailed??
im sure technically he was right tho
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MisterMuscaria said: It's 5 am and im banging my best friend's yoga instructor.
well stop typing then, you will slip out.
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blah.
just woke up after a 3 day xanax+liquor binge and im still trashed.
i have 16 xanax left, that means i have 4 days of reckless binging left.
fuck.
i feel like ellenallien
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I could use a xanax. Not tryin to do that anymore though.
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benzo fuck ups deserve its own subforum here
"well guys i took a bunch of xanax and crashes my car three times last night.."
i cant stop reading those
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worst thing I ever tend to do is fuck fat bitches and make an ass of myself
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while at the shroomery, what a lousy fuck?? 
I woke up and made a panna cotta with strawberry sauce. Eagerly waiting while it's in the fridge.
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Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
#14583529 - 06/09/11 05:43 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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seeing as she's a yoga instructor I can place my laptop on her back, stomach, feet, wherever.
Besides, Im like pizza delivery; hot, ready and over in 20 minutes or less.
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Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
#14583533 - 06/09/11 05:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Panna cotta (from Italian cooked cream) is an Italian dessert made by simmering together cream, milk and sugar, mixing this with gelatin, and letting it cool until set
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yes, it looks like a white pudding, this one also had a bit of vanilla 
it was supposed to be with wild berries but I could only get strawberries to make the topping.
Mister muscaria, 20 minutes??? 
Plus if that yoga does tantra you're so screwed.
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Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
#14583562 - 06/09/11 06:02 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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irl I do dig tantra, but unfortunately the yoga instructor is only an running joke around here. If it werent for tantra I would bust early but through tantra I can end whenever I want, or even not at all if I so chose.
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I got that lol, if you were actually banging someone while at your laptop it would be pathetic so
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Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
#14583593 - 06/09/11 06:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I dunno, Id find it kinda kinky if someone was into that.
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Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
#14583627 - 06/09/11 06:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well, Id probably do it from a phone. Itd be even better if she was on the internet on her phone too.
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lol and has a skype headset
thats like elegant
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Itd really get me going if she was texting or on facebook while bent over doggy style over a chair and i was doing the same thing with my hands on her back.
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hahaha way too much.. at least with out a robot and a robot girlfriend for you..
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It's like physically we'd be together but mentally we'd be doing our own things.
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errh drugs?? you'll be doing a lot mentally for sure.
a laptop and a phone is definitely not interesting for that, get a dildo
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Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
#14583713 - 06/09/11 06:59 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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is that an enlargement pump?
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Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
#14583754 - 06/09/11 07:10 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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thats a usb powered fleshlight
just dont fuck around when theres lightning
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Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
#14583788 - 06/09/11 07:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol
someone posted a pic here of the three fleshlights and 2 gallons full of piss in he had in his room.. like at his bed side.
dudewtf never made so much sense
it was in a post a pic of your bed room too.. omgwtf
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piss??
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Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
#14583845 - 06/09/11 07:34 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah he would pee in milk jugs.. omg it was nast
it was a thought to be a joke and then he wasnt lying
it turned into a debate of whether his life was "healthy"
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yea that guys room was fucking disgusting. it was just a mattress, a bunch of dirty dishes/clothes/gatorade bottles full of piss and a computer. Literally, the nastiest living situation i've ever seen.
ughhh wtf I woke up way too early today. Idk why, I usually sleep til 10 or 11...waking up at 6:30
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i havent been asleep
time for a square
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time to get high 
maybe it'll help me fall back asleep...
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thats what weed would do to me
i need to get my schedule under me though
craving a couple lines of coke
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