Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Topicals   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   Amanita Muscaria Store Amanita Extract   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3  [ show all ]
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
EMC
    #14583429 - 06/09/11 04:45 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

It's 5 am and im banging my best friend's yoga instructor.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14583433 - 06/09/11 04:52 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:banbanban:


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583434 - 06/09/11 04:52 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:banhamster:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583435 - 06/09/11 04:52 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:dudewtf:


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583436 - 06/09/11 04:53 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:humpme:  :feelsbannedman:


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583442 - 06/09/11 04:55 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

im so fucked with my sleeping schedule

you made me laugh in have you ever been banned thread though...


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583443 - 06/09/11 04:55 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:pris:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14583447 - 06/09/11 04:57 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

know where your dogs at.


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583448 - 06/09/11 04:59 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:boxerface:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583450 - 06/09/11 05:00 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"cops have the right to shoot a dog"

"you shouldnt deal drugs like pot"

posts on a drug site and bans ppl for being against cops.


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583456 - 06/09/11 05:04 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Recently 4 people were arrested in Florida for feeding homeless in the park.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-homeless-feedings-arrests-20110601,0,7226362.story

Id bet money that pris would say that the people feeding the homeless in the park were in the wrong and deserved the arrest. Furthermore I bet he'd go into detail describing how they were in the wrong, how the park should be able to be enjoyed by people utilizing for it's intended purpose, etc. He'd talk about how the homeless are contributing nothing to society and shouldn't be using a park paid for by taxpayer money or something to that effect.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14583460 - 06/09/11 05:08 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:facepalm:

he is needed sometimes..

someone recently butt raped him in that what would you teach your children thread though.. and he was the one that derailed??


im sure technically he was right tho :lol:


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineshroomzi8
king of the wild fronteer
 User Gallery


Registered: 10/04/10
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Valencia, Spain Flag
Last seen: 7 years, 3 months
Re: EMC [Re: MisterMuscaria] * 1
    #14583464 - 06/09/11 05:10 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
It's 5 am and im banging my best friend's yoga instructor.




well stop typing then, you will slip out.:laugh2:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker
Male

Registered: 12/10/09
Posts: 8,393
Re: EMC [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14583511 - 06/09/11 05:34 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

blah.

just woke up after a 3 day xanax+liquor binge and im still trashed.

i have 16 xanax left, that means i have 4 days of reckless binging left.

fuck.

i feel like ellenallien


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14583520 - 06/09/11 05:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I could use a xanax.
Not tryin to do that anymore though.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14583523 - 06/09/11 05:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lol: benzo fuck ups deserve its own subforum here

"well guys i took a bunch of xanax and crashes my car three times last night.."




i cant stop reading those


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583526 - 06/09/11 05:42 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

worst thing I ever tend to do is fuck fat bitches and make an ass of myself


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinepouihi
Mary Jane Doe
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 2,384
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
Re: EMC [Re: shroomzi8] * 1
    #14583527 - 06/09/11 05:42 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

while at the shroomery, what a lousy fuck?? :boo:

I woke up and made a panna cotta with strawberry sauce.
Eagerly waiting while it's in the fridge.


--------------------


"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
    #14583529 - 06/09/11 05:43 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

seeing as she's a yoga instructor I can place my laptop on her back, stomach, feet, wherever.

Besides, Im like pizza delivery; hot, ready and over in 20 minutes or less.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
    #14583533 - 06/09/11 05:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Panna cotta (from Italian cooked cream) is an Italian dessert made by simmering together cream, milk and sugar, mixing this with gelatin, and letting it cool until set


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinepouihi
Mary Jane Doe
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 2,384
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583554 - 06/09/11 05:57 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yes, it looks like a white pudding, this one also had a bit of vanilla :homerdrool:

it was supposed to be with wild berries but I could only get strawberries to make the topping.

Mister muscaria, 20 minutes??? :spank:

Plus if that yoga does tantra you're so screwed.


--------------------


"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
    #14583562 - 06/09/11 06:02 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

irl I do dig tantra, but unfortunately the yoga instructor is only an running joke around here.
If it werent for tantra I would bust early but through tantra I can end whenever I want, or even not at all if I so chose.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinepouihi
Mary Jane Doe
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 2,384
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
Re: EMC [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14583582 - 06/09/11 06:15 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I got that lol, if you were actually banging someone while at your laptop it would be pathetic so :shrug:


--------------------


"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
    #14583593 - 06/09/11 06:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I dunno, Id find it kinda kinky if someone was into that.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinepouihi
Mary Jane Doe
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 2,384
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
Re: EMC [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14583617 - 06/09/11 06:25 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:flowstone:


--------------------


"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
    #14583627 - 06/09/11 06:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Well, Id probably do it from a phone. Itd be even better if she was on the internet on her phone too.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14583631 - 06/09/11 06:30 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:rockon:


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583651 - 06/09/11 06:36 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lol and has a skype headset

:naughty: thats like elegant


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583662 - 06/09/11 06:39 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Itd really get me going if she was texting or on facebook while bent over doggy style over a chair and i was doing the same thing with my hands on her back.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14583670 - 06/09/11 06:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:omgz:


hahaha way too much.. at least with out a robot and a robot girlfriend for you..


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMisterMuscaria
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc: Flag
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583681 - 06/09/11 06:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

It's like physically we'd be together but mentally we'd be doing our own things.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14583695 - 06/09/11 06:51 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:ilold:






















:awetongue:


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinepouihi
Mary Jane Doe
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 2,384
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583709 - 06/09/11 06:58 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

errh drugs?? you'll be doing a lot mentally for sure.

a laptop and a phone is definitely not interesting for that, get a dildo


--------------------


"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
    #14583713 - 06/09/11 06:59 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)



--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinepouihi
Mary Jane Doe
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 2,384
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583737 - 06/09/11 07:03 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

is that an enlargement pump?


--------------------


"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
    #14583754 - 06/09/11 07:10 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

thats a usb powered fleshlight

just dont fuck around when theres lightning


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinepouihi
Mary Jane Doe
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 2,384
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583770 - 06/09/11 07:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:laugh2:


--------------------


"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
    #14583788 - 06/09/11 07:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lol

someone posted a pic here of the three fleshlights and 2 gallons full of piss in he had in his room.. like at his bed side.

dudewtf never made so much sense

it was in a post a pic of your bed room too.. omgwtf


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinepouihi
Mary Jane Doe
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 2,384
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14583814 - 06/09/11 07:25 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

piss?? :confused2:


--------------------


"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: pouihi]
    #14583845 - 06/09/11 07:34 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yeah he would pee in milk jugs.. omg it was nast

it was a thought to be a joke and then he wasnt lying

it turned into a debate of whether his life was "healthy"





--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAnthony917
why dont we do it in the road
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/14/09
Posts: 3,243
Loc: Earth
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14584079 - 06/09/11 08:25 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yea that guys room was fucking disgusting. it was just a mattress, a bunch of dirty dishes/clothes/gatorade bottles full of piss and a computer. Literally, the nastiest living situation i've ever seen.

ughhh wtf I woke up way too early today. Idk why, I usually sleep til 10 or 11...waking up at 6:30 :feelsbadman:


--------------------
Prisoner#1 said: I got my ass kicked by a 9yo when I was 17
Trippin? Click Me




What is life? I'm tired of life...


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: Anthony917]
    #14584086 - 06/09/11 08:26 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:dudewtf: i havent been asleep


time for a square

:goodmorning:


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAnthony917
why dont we do it in the road
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/14/09
Posts: 3,243
Loc: Earth
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
Re: EMC [Re: the human abstract]
    #14584127 - 06/09/11 08:33 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

time to get high :awehigh:

maybe it'll help me fall back asleep...


--------------------
Prisoner#1 said: I got my ass kicked by a 9yo when I was 17
Trippin? Click Me




What is life? I'm tired of life...


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethe human abstract
malaka the werewolf
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817
Re: EMC [Re: Anthony917]
    #14584377 - 06/09/11 09:19 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

thats what weed would do to me

i need to get my schedule under me though


craving a couple lines of coke


--------------------
★★


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3  [ show all ]

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Topicals   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   Amanita Muscaria Store Amanita Extract   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* EMC
( 1 2 3 all )
MisterMuscaria 3,093 56 01/20/10 12:22 PM
by Tedwilto
* EMC nismo2491 630 18 04/27/10 08:40 AM
by OneMoreRobot3021
* EMC Psy Baba 532 8 10/15/09 09:35 AM
by circularvortex
* Incompetent instructor just failed me trekie 641 7 03/02/10 03:56 PM
by ChairmanMeow
* emc
( 1 2 3 all )
MisterMuscaria 2,107 42 03/07/11 02:09 PM
by Dank_Trichome
* EMC
( 1 2 all )
LobsterSauceDiscord 2,189 28 03/15/11 02:19 PM
by gerryjarcia
* Saturday EMC
( 1 2 all )
blewmeanie 1,886 27 10/03/09 06:54 PM
by zSDMF
* EMC LobsterSauceDiscord 1,006 18 10/27/10 08:30 AM
by Lion

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,305 topic views. 4 members, 55 guests and 31 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.047 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 14 queries.