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Offlineweedist
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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: asm0309]
    #14582819 - 06/08/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Chuck Norris is Helen Keller's favorite color


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: asm0309]
    #14582823 - 06/08/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Bear grylss is an adventure show les stroud is a camping show with tips you will never remember or probably ever need.

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14582838 - 06/08/11 11:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i find myself stranded in the wilderness on a daily basis, i do what i want. without him, i would not be here right now typing these words


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14582850 - 06/09/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

They once named a street after Chuck Norris but they had to rename it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14582851 - 06/09/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

And I have to jump lava pits climb glaciers and eat dead goats in the tundra every day :awehigh:

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14582879 - 06/09/11 12:09 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Steel Wool fell from Chuck Norris's pubes as his Iron woman cut his hair. Just be careful not to use metal on metal :smile:
Just because Chuck Norris invented the lightening hard rod, doesn't mean anything.

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: Two_Swarm]
    #14582887 - 06/09/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

HE JUST SAID ROD... Lightening DOES strike twice... oh ye

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: Two_Swarm]
    #14582908 - 06/09/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

And on the seventh day when god said "let there be rest" Chuck Norris said "say please".

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: sonavapreacha]
    #14582914 - 06/09/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Chuck Norris was going to be chiseled on the side of Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14583066 - 06/09/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Go to www.google.com

Search "Find Chuck Norris"

Hit the "Im Feeling Lucky"

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: wildernessjunkie]
    #14583229 - 06/09/11 02:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Bruce lee is the best fighter in history, Chuck never beat him.

Chuck did beat Jet Li tho, who is a legend and could walk and fight on bamboo sticks, chuck seems like the type to get a broken bottle to finish the fight

Speaking of fighters, any paqiao fans in here, who wants to see him whoop mayweather
:saulgoodman:

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