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OfflineSexyKittyKelly
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L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick)
    #14582084 - 06/08/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Hey shroomery whats up tonight? I've been watchin' for a while and I think there's suppose to be one of these by now. What are you bitches up to?


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: SexyKittyKelly] * 2
    #14582095 - 06/08/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ellenallien imo.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: SexyKittyKelly]
    #14582102 - 06/08/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I want to fist-fuck a car.

I don't know what that means but I got some pent up energy, my friends are outta town, and I'm outta weed. Hot damn what an evening.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14582103 - 06/08/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14582106 - 06/08/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

OMG hey gurl. Wanna swap noodie pix on the reg?


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14582107 - 06/08/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Tits or you're a boy.

Also, be wary of scary larry rex's LNCs.  They suck donkey dick.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14582109 - 06/08/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:confused:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Tri High]
    #14582112 - 06/08/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Tri High said:
Tits or you're a boy.

Also, be wary of scary larry rex's LNCs.  They suck donkey dick.




Larry the butthurt tyrannosaurus is the name of the puppet account I was going to create but the name was too long :sad:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: SexyKittyKelly]
    #14582119 - 06/08/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

oo There ain't no other way.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Tri High]
    #14582122 - 06/08/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lol... puppet is banned


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14582138 - 06/08/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Ellenallien imo.



Maaaaybe.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
    #14582140 - 06/08/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

God damn it pris I was gonna get noooooooodzzz!!!

:wtfsonic:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #14582150 - 06/08/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Ellenallien imo.




oh larkin.

i dont know how many times you've made me laugh.

but its alot :awehigh:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14582155 - 06/08/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
God damn it pris I was gonna get noooooooodzzz!!!

:wtfsonic:





you can still get get them, just PM Larry


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: laserpig]
    #14582159 - 06/08/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ima save LNC posts for LNC


Edited by CarnivalBarker (06/08/11 09:40 PM)


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14582164 - 06/08/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)


Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Ellenallien imo.




oh larkin.

i dont know how many times you've made me laugh.

but its alot :awehigh:



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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: laserpig]
    #14582170 - 06/08/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

laserpig said:
I want to fist-fuck a car.




Wat :rofl:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14582178 - 06/08/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

you havent made me laugh a single time


dozens, yes but not once


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Caine]
    #14582179 - 06/08/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Caine said:
Come talk to me :smirk:
http://tinychat.com/chilldogs



Join us in the tinychat, fuckers. Shit's bumpin.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14582181 - 06/08/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
God damn it pris I was gonna get noooooooodzzz!!!

:wtfsonic:





you can still get get them, just PM Larry




:puke:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14582188 - 06/08/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Welcome home...


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Dionili]
    #14582208 - 06/08/11 09:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

8 hours on my feet with no break....Just got home, downed a brownie and its now time to relax:thumbup:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: danlennon3]
    #14582266 - 06/08/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Girls dont post here and they dont make their first posts on creating LNC

tits or gtfo


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14582286 - 06/08/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
you havent made me laugh a single time


dozens, yes but not once



:strokebeard:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: KillerPicklez]
    #14582319 - 06/08/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

are you posting from jail?


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14582450 - 06/08/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

hey i haven't seen a Pris post in like a week, then out of nowhere....:banhamster: banning puppets. :smilingpuppy:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14582482 - 06/08/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

nope, havent checked in yet. been kinda fucking around with it, trying to take care of 2 other cases I got first


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: KillerPicklez]
    #14582539 - 06/08/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

DAMNITTTTTTTTT.  My girl and I went to the bar last tonihgt.  I got half-drunk.  She got pissy over something I said, wouldn't tell me what it was, and we pretymuch didnt talk the restof htenight -- hahaha.

when we got home she didnt say shit, so i just went to my room and laid down (was half-hammered).  turns out i got pretty tired, so i ended up falling asleep by like 9:15.

GODDAMNIT NOW ITS 12;45 AND I'M AWAKE LIKE ITSTOMORROW.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: memes]
    #14582546 - 06/08/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

that sucks man. women are fucking retarded like that. and she'll be mad for days or even weeks.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: KillerPicklez]
    #14582558 - 06/08/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

nah she's  a reasonable person.  she even said something to the effect of "i'm not going to tell you becuase i dont wnat ot have this conversation at the bar and I dont want to be mad over stupid things like this".

I had just mentioned that teh summer i spent in DC (summer 08) was, as-a-whole, hte best summer of my life.  I said it was so becuase I raged out that summer like most people do their freshman yea rof college (I didnt rage my freshman year). 

I think she took this as:  "wait, so the best summer of your lif wasn't the first one we spent together?  it was the one you spent slayin' hoes in DC?"





which is understandable -- except i like "came into manhood" in DC (was on my own, etc) and really appreciated my time there.  it doesn't discredit what we have.  i tried to tell her that, to no avail.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: memes]
    #14582570 - 06/08/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

hopefully she wakes up tomorrow and doesnt even remember


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: KillerPicklez]
    #14582597 - 06/08/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

haha i'mnot worried about it.  she's  a very rational girl and knows how unwavering my love for her is.  every now and then she'll  get tissy over some little thing i did, but she knows how rediculous it is.

in the end, she ends up apologizing (although in the short run, i apologize)


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: memes]
    #14582608 - 06/08/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

sounds like a good woman. ive been dating stupid college girls the past couple years. they are fucking obnoxious (at least most of them)


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: KillerPicklez]
    #14582619 - 06/08/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yes, most of them.  we were both in graduate school when we met.  \


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: memes]
    #14582643 - 06/08/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

tiny chat was bumpin' for a minute


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: DrMambo]
    #14582668 - 06/08/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I would have talked more but I got distracted with trying to make the most ridiculous looking webcam image with ManyCams.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14582678 - 06/08/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Real text from the internet:

[22:21] lasernigger: our retard baby will be exquisite
[22:21] the_whale: I'm spiritually constipated


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: broken]
    #14582704 - 06/08/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

closed veil said:
hey i haven't seen a Pris post in like a week, then out of nowhere....:banhamster: banning puppets. :smilingpuppy:





yeah, I decided to stop posting


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14582834 - 06/08/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Look at this. My fingers are typing words!
:thousandisland:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14582890 - 06/09/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

K well I'm decently drunk now. King Cobra ftw. Time to go cook an entire box of perogies.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14582896 - 06/09/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I am smashing some whiskey :drunk:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14582897 - 06/09/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

God damn it, my upstairs neighbors are having loud sex again.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14582899 - 06/09/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

closed veil said:
hey i haven't seen a Pris post in like a week, then out of nowhere....:banhamster: banning puppets. :smilingpuppy:





yeah, I decided to stop posting



:smilingpuppy:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: SexyKittyKelly]
    #14582959 - 06/09/11 12:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Went to the club tonight. First time I went to one not drinking, tripping or rolling that I actually danced.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14582964 - 06/09/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Not smoking weed sucks ass :crankey:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14582970 - 06/09/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, Ive got probation coming up and also a brutal case of bronchitis.
I couldnt smoke if I could smoke right now.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14582974 - 06/09/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

it can do a couple weeks before i go crazy.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14582976 - 06/09/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yup, probation for me too. So sad... guess I shouldn't be such a fuckup


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: broken]
    #14582978 - 06/09/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Im crazy the first week or two I cant smoke then after that I mellow out.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14582984 - 06/09/11 12:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Yup, probation for me too. So sad... guess I shouldn't be such a fuckup




no shit. the past year of my life has been a wreck. just now getting my shit straight and doing things right


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: broken]
    #14582994 - 06/09/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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closed veil said:
it can do a couple weeks before i go crazy.




If I don't figure out how to beat tests than I'm out of the game for 6 months :sad:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14583001 - 06/09/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I used to do this whole thing where Id quit a week before my drug test, drink acai juice, detox tea and water like a mofo, and then sometimes drink readyclean before my test all the while working out and taking hot baths to make myself sweat.

TBH it was much more hassle than just not smoking...and not to mention the stress...never knowing whether Id pass or not. I always passed but I never knew for sure whether I would.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14583011 - 06/09/11 12:50 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah probably just gonna stay clean and stick to psychedelics. Still, going from toking daily for 8 years to not toking period is the worst. My cigarette habit has skyrocketed lately. Thanks probation :facepalm:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14583029 - 06/09/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I am getting some lsd this weekend :discorex:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14583032 - 06/09/11 12:55 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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TBH it was much more hassle than just not smoking...and not to mention the stress...never knowing whether Id pass or not. I always passed but I never knew for sure whether I would.



just spend $35 and keep a botle of Quick Fix at your house at all times.  Its synthetic, so it can be kept!

I have one on hand, permanently.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14583034 - 06/09/11 12:55 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I cant even do that though because of the whole bronchitis thing.

My bronchitis got really bad due to my last job and I had to quit because it was such a dusty environment and do an outdoor job instead.

I recovered in about 2 weeks time and started smoking up again thinking it wouldnt be a problem. Well, fast forward about 2 weeks later and the bronchitis came back with avengance.

If I do anymore weed Ill vape it and if I ever smoke a cig itll be an e-cig. If I ever have to work in a dusty environment like that Ill have to wear a mask.

Sometimes we gotta give up the things we love and modify our livelihoods or theyll kill us.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14583036 - 06/09/11 12:56 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I'm super baked.  I'm glad noone drug tests musicians.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: memes]
    #14583038 - 06/09/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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TBH it was much more hassle than just not smoking...and not to mention the stress...never knowing whether Id pass or not. I always passed but I never knew for sure whether I would.



just spend $35 and keep a botle of Quick Fix at your house at all times.  Its synthetic, so it can be kept!

I have one on hand, permanently.



That's good for work drug tests or IOP drug tests but a risky thing to try to do for probation when carefully monitored.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: saxcidjazz]
    #14583039 - 06/09/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm super baked.  I'm glad noone drug tests musicians.



sadly, as many people drug test musicians as hire them :wink:

jkjkjkjkjk, potshot.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: memes]
    #14583057 - 06/09/11 01:02 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I mean, its practically encouraged since if you're at a place that serves alcohol you have the bar for free.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: saxcidjazz]
    #14583090 - 06/09/11 01:16 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Alright I'm outy. But I leave you all with this.



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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14583094 - 06/09/11 01:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14583104 - 06/09/11 01:26 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I have a job that I like, except for one thing: random drug tests.  So, for the mean time, I smoke the JWH spice blends.  I really want to smoke some good cannabis though. 

What happened to ScaryLarry?  Enlighten me please.:strokebeard:


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14583154 - 06/09/11 01:59 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

that reaallllly sux man. i would go crazy.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: broken]
    #14584028 - 06/09/11 08:15 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

What's up y'all trix an hohs.

good morning vytnam.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: Tri High]
    #14584042 - 06/09/11 08:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ive got so many rocks in my watch I cant tell what time it is.


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Re: L(ook) a N(ew) C(hick) [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14584058 - 06/09/11 08:21 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Watches are for yuppies, gutterscum. 
Look to the skies


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