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Offlinestarfire_xes
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I might run for office..... * 1
    #14581725 - 06/08/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm thinking of running for federal office.  Not a joke, I was thinking, I can't be any fucking worse than the buffoons we already put in office.  I mean, I'd support getting out of peoples faces, letting them use drugs, ending all the idiotic wars, and taking care of OUR people at home in the US rather in all these other countries.  Think, libertarian in the mold of Gary Johnson.  I'd also give a shitload of support to our military, and try to stop us from getting into nonsensical wars.   

I know it seems like a joke, but....the real point is to get the name out in 2012 so I could be well known and have a chance to run and win in 2014 or 2016. 

I have a strategy for becoming known:  I would start by spending more than a year, walking the congressional district--on foot--and giving meetings in each town I went to. 

My theme would be--what do YOU want me to do--not what I am going to make you do. 

This dream came to me on a heavy mescaline trip... :awesomenod:


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14581743 - 06/08/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Think increased scrutiny into your life by people who don't have to have a warrant to pry into your latest colonoscopy results (they're called the Press and they don't give a shit about your privacy).


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14581746 - 06/08/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'd vote for ya.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14581752 - 06/08/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Good luck! Hope you have plenty of friends with plenty of money!

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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #14581772 - 06/08/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I already thought of that.  My answer?  "So what?"  I wouldn't hide anything.  I'd come right out and give them the dirt if they asked...in fact, probably put out the dirt first, so the media didn't have any way to really attack. 

Another part of the message, I'd be WALKING between districts, and make a big point of not flying from place to place in a private jet plane and wearing a $2500 suit. 

In fact, I think if I were in Congress, just to be 'in their face' and a renegade, I would dress down as far as possible.  Fuck suits.  I want to go to a session of congress in flip-flops, a tank top and shorts.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14581786 - 06/08/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I approve of this. :thumbup:

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InvisibleNewlord
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14581801 - 06/08/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I want you to end all welfare, and give the death penalty to illegal immigrants.


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OfflineDrGreenThumb865
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581846 - 06/08/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Newlord said:
I want you to end all welfare, and give the death penalty to illegal immigrants.



You're by far the most negative poster in the Shroomery dude...


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InvisibleNewlord
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14581852 - 06/08/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DrGreenThumb865 said:

You're by far the most negative poster in the Shroomery dude...




Okay, i'll lie:

I want you to open the borders and lower the standards of welfare so everyone has a safety net. Also, I believe we should send more foreign aid to Africa to save the starving children.


Is that better?


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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord] * 1
    #14581861 - 06/08/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yes. Thank you.


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OfflineKatzenjammer
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581889 - 06/08/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Newlord said:
Quote:

DrGreenThumb865 said:

You're by far the most negative poster in the Shroomery dude...




Okay, i'll lie:

I want you to open the borders and lower the standards of welfare so everyone has a safety net. Also, I believe we should send more foreign aid to Africa to save the starving children.


Is that better?




What better to annex your massive population and industry, my dear

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InvisibleNewlord
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581897 - 06/08/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I guess I shouldn't be negative and inform OP that he needs at least 1 billion dollars to seriously run for president?


Yeah OP, you gotta chance in this thing!


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OfflineDrGreenThumb865
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581910 - 06/08/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:imwithstupid:


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14581912 - 06/08/11 09:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ok now all u need is a couple million $$ to campaign :thumbup:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14581919 - 06/08/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

NewLord is one of those people who makes me wish I hadn't opted out :facepalm:


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14581926 - 06/08/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14581930 - 06/08/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:

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OfflineMDMAustin
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581933 - 06/08/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you are the man


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OfflineDrGreenThumb865
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: MDMAustin]
    #14581941 - 06/08/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

MDMAustin said:
you are the man



I think what you meant was... "you are the man with no shrooms cause everyone disagrees with your foolish and negative posts."

:2cents:

EDIT:

I've seen a lot of improvement man, I take back everything I said about you. :awethumb:


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InvisibleNewlord
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581976 - 06/08/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I have quite the fanbase on the Shroomery, hey guys you know what, i'm going to compete with OP, see you at the polls!


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