Home | Community | Message Board

Out-Grow.com - Mushroom Growing Kits & Supplies
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

PhytoExtractum Shop: Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
InvisibleDiscoBiscuitsTrip
 User Gallery


Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1,422
Loc: FL
random sexy ladies
    #14581773 - 06/08/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

so this is probably the worst place for this type of advice but what the hell im bored haha and it will prob have some funny answers. So here goes, i had a gf for three years so i guess you can say my flirting/pimpin hoes skill is really rusty. being single is awesome but what i cant seem to do is pimp some random hoes in random places lol. like i was just at wal-mart and got the look from some fine ass chick but its like fuck how do i start a conversation with this random hottie, it not like i dont have the confidence i just have no idea what to say to start a conversation lol don't wana just be like yo your hot leme get your number. so what are some of your guys punchlines haha.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSophistic Radiance
Free sVs!
Female


Registered: 07/11/06
Posts: 43,135
Loc: Center of the Universe
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: DiscoBiscuitsTrip]
    #14581780 - 06/08/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"It's almost as hot out as you are." Yeah, I'm a playa.


--------------------
Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDiscoBiscuitsTrip
 User Gallery


Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1,422
Loc: FL
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14581789 - 06/08/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lol to bad i was inside wal-mart waiting in line. but that's not to bad haha


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRealRollForever
Whiny Cannabis Addict
Male


Registered: 11/15/09
Posts: 630
Loc: Under the radar Flag
Last seen: 10 years, 7 months
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: DiscoBiscuitsTrip]
    #14581798 - 06/08/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

something clever about what shes holding but then you gotta think on your feet


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRemix
grammer natze
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/05/10
Posts: 4,171
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: DiscoBiscuitsTrip] * 1
    #14581805 - 06/08/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Just whip it out.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinemushiefeet
Soggy Sock's Rainy Day's
Male


Registered: 01/18/11
Posts: 558
Loc: Washington State Flag
Last seen: 12 days, 7 hours
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: DiscoBiscuitsTrip]
    #14581806 - 06/08/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Girl lemme get dat number lol  :snoop:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDiscoBiscuitsTrip
 User Gallery


Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1,422
Loc: FL
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: mushiefeet]
    #14581813 - 06/08/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

haha ya maybe i should just be that blatant about i mean this girl looked like she wanted the d pretty bad. its been happenin to often though, ill get a look from them and then just stand there like fuck what to say hmmmmm nothing lol.


--------------------


Edited by DiscoBiscuitsTrip (06/08/11 08:54 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleThe Phleg
Big Dick Chakra
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 14,473
Loc: Uncanny Valley
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: DiscoBiscuitsTrip]
    #14581921 - 06/08/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Say guhl! Wha' cho name is? :macdre:


--------------------
You wanna get high? Drink tap water.
--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineBargainBab
Hey Dere Ho Dere
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/04/11
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Callisto
Last seen: 10 years, 2 months
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: The Phleg]
    #14581961 - 06/08/11 09:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"I'm about to show you my cock and balls"


--------------------
Oh wow, GOOD Nyborg!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSophistic Radiance
Free sVs!
Female


Registered: 07/11/06
Posts: 43,135
Loc: Center of the Universe
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: BargainBab]
    #14581975 - 06/08/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I thought there were going to be random sexy ladies in this thread. :enraged:


--------------------
Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDiscoBiscuitsTrip
 User Gallery


Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1,422
Loc: FL
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: BargainBab]
    #14581994 - 06/08/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

BargainBab said:
"I'm about to show you my cock and balls"



HAHAHAHAAHHA! that made me laugh real hard.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDjDroof
Noob
Male


Registered: 10/06/10
Posts: 1,818
Loc: Down South Flag
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: DiscoBiscuitsTrip]
    #14582064 - 06/08/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

hey i think your a girl and a hot one girl girl let me get number girl girl yeah.


--------------------
:santaclaus:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineF0SS1L
Prehistoric Cyborg


Registered: 08/29/04
Posts: 2,382
Loc: 216
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: DjDroof]
    #14582216 - 06/08/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You could try a few of these lines



--------------------
That's me on the street with a violin under my chin. Playing with a grin, singing gibberish.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinestuntmanmike
Male

Registered: 09/16/10
Posts: 836
Last seen: 11 years, 10 months
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: The Phleg]
    #14582282 - 06/08/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

pyrate999 said:
Say guhl! Wha' cho name is? :macdre:



You obviously know nothin about MAC dre he would never ask a girl her name the MAC calls all girls alice he would say something a notch never heard before like I'm fly as the wings on a humming bird


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleThe Phleg
Big Dick Chakra
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 14,473
Loc: Uncanny Valley
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14586782 - 06/09/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You got me.:rolleyes:


--------------------
You wanna get high? Drink tap water.
--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTerillius
Renaissance Man
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/21/06
Posts: 1,301
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 3 years, 12 days
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: The Phleg]
    #14588055 - 06/09/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

How about, "Hi!  I'm INSERT_YOUR_NAME.  What's yours?"  Got me all the bitches in kindergarten and still works to this day.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,437
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 13 hours, 43 seconds
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: Terillius]
    #14588060 - 06/09/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Random Sexy Ladies?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleLayinUp
Crush yo rating like yo butthole
 User Gallery


Registered: 04/14/11
Posts: 2,232
Loc: Between the permafrost an... Flag
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: Maverick]
    #14588080 - 06/09/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Maverick said:






she is truly sexy

i love thinner women with a really curvy spine


--------------------


Escape the box.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDiscoBiscuitsTrip
 User Gallery


Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1,422
Loc: FL
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14588280 - 06/09/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

F0SS1L said:
You could try a few of these lines





that guy has balls hahahah fuckin hilarious


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEquipto


Registered: 03/12/11
Posts: 1,280
Last seen: 7 years, 3 months
Re: random sexy ladies [Re: DiscoBiscuitsTrip]
    #14588327 - 06/09/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:kingcrankey:


Misleading thread title, I was ready to see some sexy ladies!!



--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

PhytoExtractum Shop: Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Am i wrong for being so upset at my girl for being a slut?
( 1 2 3 all )
hairs 9,768 51 03/16/04 03:57 PM
by acidcrys
* Sexiest Shroomery Girl
( 1 2 3 4 ... 24 25 )
Irishdrunk 43,097 483 11/06/08 11:50 AM
by LeftyBurnz
* Girls cant hold their liquor! Galvie_Flu 612 9 12/30/03 09:28 PM
by Anonymous
* some nekkid shroomy ladies
( 1 2 3 all )
Hippie3 6,243 54 12/20/04 04:43 PM
by Ripple
* POST RANDOM PHOTOS TAKEN BY YOU!
( 1 2 3 4 ... 592 593 )
tyrannicalrex 374,926 11,859 01/30/24 04:52 AM
by nightdad
* Random Poll.
( 1 2 all )
YouEnjoyMyself 1,852 38 11/15/04 09:24 PM
by YouEnjoyMyself
* Any ideas how I can get me a lady???
( 1 2 all )
Ego Death 3,202 31 02/10/05 11:41 AM
by deafpanda
* The One Punchline Rhyme Thread Dosile Kouki 377 0 05/20/10 05:44 AM
by Dosile Kouki

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,617 topic views. 2 members, 31 guests and 23 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.028 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 14 queries.