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DiscoBiscuitsTrip



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random sexy ladies
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so this is probably the worst place for this type of advice but what the hell im bored haha and it will prob have some funny answers. So here goes, i had a gf for three years so i guess you can say my flirting/pimpin hoes skill is really rusty. being single is awesome but what i cant seem to do is pimp some random hoes in random places lol. like i was just at wal-mart and got the look from some fine ass chick but its like fuck how do i start a conversation with this random hottie, it not like i dont have the confidence i just have no idea what to say to start a conversation lol don't wana just be like yo your hot leme get your number. so what are some of your guys punchlines haha.
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DiscoBiscuitsTrip



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lol to bad i was inside wal-mart waiting in line. but that's not to bad haha
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something clever about what shes holding but then you gotta think on your feet
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Just whip it out.
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Girl lemme get dat number lol
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DiscoBiscuitsTrip



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haha ya maybe i should just be that blatant about i mean this girl looked like she wanted the d pretty bad. its been happenin to often though, ill get a look from them and then just stand there like fuck what to say hmmmmm nothing lol.
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Say guhl! Wha' cho name is?
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Re: random sexy ladies [Re: The Phleg]
#14581961 - 06/08/11 09:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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"I'm about to show you my cock and balls"
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Sophistic Radiance
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I thought there were going to be random sexy ladies in this thread.
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DiscoBiscuitsTrip



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Quote:
BargainBab said: "I'm about to show you my cock and balls"
HAHAHAHAAHHA! that made me laugh real hard.
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hey i think your a girl and a hot one girl girl let me get number girl girl yeah.
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Re: random sexy ladies [Re: DjDroof]
#14582216 - 06/08/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You could try a few of these lines
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Re: random sexy ladies [Re: The Phleg]
#14582282 - 06/08/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
pyrate999 said: Say guhl! Wha' cho name is? 
You obviously know nothin about MAC dre he would never ask a girl her name the MAC calls all girls alice he would say something a notch never heard before like I'm fly as the wings on a humming bird
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The Phleg
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You got me.
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Re: random sexy ladies [Re: The Phleg]
#14588055 - 06/09/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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How about, "Hi! I'm INSERT_YOUR_NAME. What's yours?" Got me all the bitches in kindergarten and still works to this day.
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Re: random sexy ladies [Re: Terillius]
#14588060 - 06/09/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Random Sexy Ladies?
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LayinUp
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Re: random sexy ladies [Re: Maverick]
#14588080 - 06/09/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
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she is truly sexy
i love thinner women with a really curvy spine
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DiscoBiscuitsTrip



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Re: random sexy ladies [Re: F0SS1L]
#14588280 - 06/09/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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F0SS1L said: You could try a few of these lines
that guy has balls hahahah fuckin hilarious
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Misleading thread title, I was ready to see some sexy ladies!!
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