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    #14581725 - 06/08/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I'm thinking of running for federal office.  Not a joke, I was thinking, I can't be any fucking worse than the buffoons we already put in office.  I mean, I'd support getting out of peoples faces, letting them use drugs, ending all the idiotic wars, and taking care of OUR people at home in the US rather in all these other countries.  Think, libertarian in the mold of Gary Johnson.  I'd also give a shitload of support to our military, and try to stop us from getting into nonsensical wars.   

I know it seems like a joke, but....the real point is to get the name out in 2012 so I could be well known and have a chance to run and win in 2014 or 2016. 

I have a strategy for becoming known:  I would start by spending more than a year, walking the congressional district--on foot--and giving meetings in each town I went to. 

My theme would be--what do YOU want me to do--not what I am going to make you do. 

This dream came to me on a heavy mescaline trip... :awesomenod:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14581743 - 06/08/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Think increased scrutiny into your life by people who don't have to have a warrant to pry into your latest colonoscopy results (they're called the Press and they don't give a shit about your privacy).


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14581746 - 06/08/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I'd vote for ya.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14581752 - 06/08/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Good luck! Hope you have plenty of friends with plenty of money!


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #14581772 - 06/08/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I already thought of that.  My answer?  "So what?"  I wouldn't hide anything.  I'd come right out and give them the dirt if they asked...in fact, probably put out the dirt first, so the media didn't have any way to really attack. 

Another part of the message, I'd be WALKING between districts, and make a big point of not flying from place to place in a private jet plane and wearing a $2500 suit. 

In fact, I think if I were in Congress, just to be 'in their face' and a renegade, I would dress down as far as possible.  Fuck suits.  I want to go to a session of congress in flip-flops, a tank top and shorts.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14581786 - 06/08/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I approve of this. :thumbup:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14581801 - 06/08/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I want you to end all welfare, and give the death penalty to illegal immigrants.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581846 - 06/08/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I want you to end all welfare, and give the death penalty to illegal immigrants.



You're by far the most negative poster in the Shroomery dude...


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14581852 - 06/08/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DrGreenThumb865 said:

You're by far the most negative poster in the Shroomery dude...




Okay, i'll lie:

I want you to open the borders and lower the standards of welfare so everyone has a safety net. Also, I believe we should send more foreign aid to Africa to save the starving children.


Is that better?


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord] * 1
    #14581861 - 06/08/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yes. Thank you.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581889 - 06/08/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Newlord said:
Quote:

DrGreenThumb865 said:

You're by far the most negative poster in the Shroomery dude...




Okay, i'll lie:

I want you to open the borders and lower the standards of welfare so everyone has a safety net. Also, I believe we should send more foreign aid to Africa to save the starving children.


Is that better?




What better to annex your massive population and industry, my dear


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581897 - 06/08/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I guess I shouldn't be negative and inform OP that he needs at least 1 billion dollars to seriously run for president?


Yeah OP, you gotta chance in this thing!


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581910 - 06/08/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:imwithstupid:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14581912 - 06/08/11 09:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

ok now all u need is a couple million $$ to campaign :thumbup:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14581919 - 06/08/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

NewLord is one of those people who makes me wish I hadn't opted out :facepalm:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14581926 - 06/08/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14581930 - 06/08/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581933 - 06/08/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

you are the man


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: MDMAustin]
    #14581941 - 06/08/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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you are the man



I think what you meant was... "you are the man with no shrooms cause everyone disagrees with your foolish and negative posts."

:2cents:

EDIT:

I've seen a lot of improvement man, I take back everything I said about you. :awethumb:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581976 - 06/08/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I have quite the fanbase on the Shroomery, hey guys you know what, i'm going to compete with OP, see you at the polls!


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581985 - 06/08/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Newlord said:
Quote:

DrGreenThumb865 said:

You're by far the most negative poster in the Shroomery dude...




Okay, i'll lie:

I want you to open the borders and lower the standards of welfare so everyone has a safety net. Also, I believe we should send more foreign aid to Africa to save the starving children.


Is that better?





now if you could just export the jobs to mexico, indonesia and china you'd be just like every other politician


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14581988 - 06/08/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Who would you vote for?
Who would you vote for?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (06/08/11 09:16 PM) to (No end specified)
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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14581993 - 06/08/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yay, I love popularity contests!


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14581995 - 06/08/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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MDMAustin said:
you are the man



I think what you meant was... "you are the man with no shrooms cause everyone disagrees with your foolish and negative posts."

:2cents:





speak for yourself, I'm all for executing illegal aliens, maybe it can serve
as a lesson to others before they come here that they could die a horribly
painful death in order to make their lives in mexico better when they retire


can you imagine how quickly jobs would be created in the transportation
industry and how many wold upen up in agriculture and construction


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14581998 - 06/08/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I voted.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14582006 - 06/08/11 09:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

execution? harsh...


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14582018 - 06/08/11 09:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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can you imagine how quickly jobs would be created in the transportation
industry and how many wold upen up in agriculture and construction




Imagine how many teenagers could actually find work, after all, it's those kinds of jobs that the illegals are taking. I think it'd be nice to see American teens working on a farm instead of Jorge and Raul.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14582022 - 06/08/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I voted.




:lol:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14582024 - 06/08/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I have quite the fanbase on the Shroomery, hey guys you know what, i'm going to compete with OP, see you at the polls!





what are you gonna run for?


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14582026 - 06/08/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)


Quote:

Newlord said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:


can you imagine how quickly jobs would be created in the transportation
industry and how many wold upen up in agriculture and construction




Imagine how many teenagers could actually find work, after all, it's those kinds of jobs that the illegals are taking. I think it'd be nice to see American teens working on a farm instead of Jorge and Raul.




I agree with that.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14582044 - 06/08/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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what are you gonna run for?




Whatever you're running as, as a member of the Democratic party.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14582046 - 06/08/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Imagine how many teenagers could actually find work, after all, it's those kinds of jobs that the illegals are taking.



That explains it, you're a teenager... dude this forums for 18+ did you not read this.

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:lolsy:

Come back when you're older, kid.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14582049 - 06/08/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Newlord said:
Imagine how many teenagers could actually find work, after all, it's those kinds of jobs that the illegals are taking.



That explains it, you're a teenager... dude this forums for 18+ did you not read this.

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:lolsy:





The Republican smear jobs are already starting.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14582055 - 06/08/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You know the irony of the whole thing, here in Southern NM, most people are either indigenous peoples of the area, or Spanish settlers, or are immigrant workers here legally, they WANT the border enforced and the illegals kicked out because they feel they are being cheated.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14582061 - 06/08/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

The idea is great.. but with the way we live today, you would be completely shut out of any consideration of position just from being a member on this site. Sad but the truth :frown:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14582089 - 06/08/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Prisoner#1 said:


can you imagine how quickly jobs would be created in the transportation
industry and how many wold upen up in agriculture and construction




Imagine how many teenagers could actually find work, after all, it's those kinds of jobs that the illegals are taking. I think it'd be nice to see American teens working on a farm instead of Jorge and Raul.




teens typically arent brick masons, framers or roofers, most of the
construction field in atlanta is nothing but hispanic, my uncle was
turned down for a job because he looks hispanic but doesnt speak
spanish... my uncle told him the wall the mexicans he'd hired were
building was going to fall because the built it wrong

3 days later he got a call to come to the job, my uncle said he'd
work it if the guy  got rid of his illegal labor and hire people
that knew what they were doing, the guy said he should just train
the mexicans... my uncle laughed at the pay rate he was offered

25 years ago a brick laborer made $9/hr, a mason made $16+

now a laborer makes $8/hr and a brick mason about $12

price of homes hasnt come down other than because of a housing
bubble and mortgage crisis, neither has the price of food, yet
both these industries rely heavily on illegal to keep the prices
cheap... I call bullshit


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14582099 - 06/08/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds like Pris won't be voting for Newlord.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: MDMAustin]
    #14582116 - 06/08/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I would come right out and say, ya I'm a member so what?  People are really liberal here in NM.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14582133 - 06/08/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Sounds like Pris won't be voting for Newlord.





I'm voting for Pris, why waste a vote on candidates that cant possibly win :smirk:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14582136 - 06/08/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I would come right out and say, ya I'm a member so what?  People are really liberal here in NM.



I know, I'm just saying that it's sad the way things work in this country.. things shouldn't be the way they are


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14582139 - 06/08/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

what makes you think you can win?


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14582153 - 06/08/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I have quite the fanbase on the Shroomery, hey guys you know what, i'm going to compete with OP, see you at the polls!





My opponent Newlord has no chance.  First he says:  "I want you to end all welfare, and give the death penalty to illegal immigrants."

Then he says, "Whatever you're running as, as a member of the Democratic party."

Newlord is not consistent.  Frankly, his position sucks.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14582214 - 06/08/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm thinking of running for federal office.  Not a joke, I was thinking, I can't be any fucking worse than the buffoons we already put in office.  I mean, I'd support getting out of peoples faces, letting them use drugs, ending all the idiotic wars, and taking care of OUR people at home in the US rather in all these other countries.  Think, libertarian in the mold of Gary Johnson.



:bigyesnod:

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I'd also give a shitload of support to our military



:feelsbadman:


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and try to stop us from getting into nonsensical wars.   






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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: 28064212]
    #14582233 - 06/08/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

By support for our military I meant, NOT getting them into bullshit situations.  Bringing them back home, and let if we have to maintain a large military, at least have the jobs and military here in US.  Cut the waste, stay out of other peoples business.

Most guys in the military are like you and me--average people off the street.  We need to support our military people--NOT the idiotic policies that get them killed.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14582244 - 06/08/11 09:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm thinking of running for federal office.  Not a joke, I was thinking, I can't be any fucking worse than the buffoons we already put in office.  I mean, I'd support getting out of peoples faces, letting them use drugs, ending all the idiotic wars, and taking care of OUR people at home in the US rather in all these other countries.  Think, libertarian in the mold of Gary Johnson.  I'd also give a shitload of support to our military, and try to stop us from getting into nonsensical wars.   

I know it seems like a joke, but....the real point is to get the name out in 2012 so I could be well known and have a chance to run and win in 2014 or 2016. 

I have a strategy for becoming known:  I would start by spending more than a year, walking the congressional district--on foot--and giving meetings in each town I went to. 

My theme would be--what do YOU want me to do--not what I am going to make you do. 

This dream came to me on a heavy mescaline trip... :awesomenod:





i'm not an american citizen, but you would have my vote in spirit


i would hope you would end all wars america is currently involved in

i would hope you would put in place a satisfactory public health system

i would hope you would legalize all drugs

And i would expect you to make atleast one public speech while tripping on mescaline

And you would have to be involved in atleast one questionable situation with a secretary/prostitute in the whitehous, and do the bill clinton or something similar saying " i did not have sexual relations with that woman "

And also write out an epic timeless speech that is remembered like those of JFK


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14582257 - 06/08/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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starfire_xes said:
By support for our military I meant, NOT getting them into bullshit situations.  Bringing them back home, and let if we have to maintain a large military, at least have the jobs and military here in US.  Cut the waste, stay out of other peoples business.

Most guys in the military are like you and me--average people off the street.  We need to support our military people--NOT the idiotic policies that get them killed.




I agree 100% with everything you just said.
Except I think that we should have a smaller military.
It's too big.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14582270 - 06/08/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

ONe other thing--if on my watch as a US Senator, WHEN we legalize drugs, I will hold an 'all you can eat' psychedelic buffet of mescaline, pot, and other NATURAL drugs in the New Mexico Desert, complete with heavy metal bands, jazz bands, indian shamans, and peyote ceremonies. 


All shroomerites would be invited with NO entry charge. 

Now, can any fucking democrat or republican beat that?  :awesomenod:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14582298 - 06/08/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

press won't care about your dirt unless you are famous and popular so getting it over at the start isn't really an option. but good look! it'd be cool if you got it.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14582320 - 06/08/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ONe other thing--if on my watch as a US Senator, WHEN we legalize drugs, I will hold an 'all you can eat' psychedelic buffet of mescaline, pot, and other NATURAL drugs in the New Mexico Desert, complete with heavy metal bands, jazz bands, indian shamans, and peyote ceremonies. 


All shroomerites would be invited with NO entry charge. 

Now, can any fucking democrat or republican beat that?  :awesomenod:



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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: 28064212]
    #14582349 - 06/08/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I agree, part of the reason why we keep getting into bullshit wars is because we have a military capable of knocking out third-world dictators on the other side of the world.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14582394 - 06/08/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I live in New Mexico, and I would target Senator Binghams seat in Congress.  He is retiring.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14582437 - 06/08/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I live in New Mexico, and I would target Senator Binghams seat in Congress.  He is retiring.



:crankey: Move to texas lol

Erryone in office in texas blows, 'specially Rick Perry. :huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Newlord]
    #14582684 - 06/08/11 11:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Newlord is the man. He speaks his mind. Why shouldn't illegal immigrants get the death penalty? Sending somebody home gives them more incentive to keep trying to get back.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14582686 - 06/08/11 11:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ONe other thing--if on my watch as a US Senator, WHEN we legalize drugs, I will hold an 'all you can eat' psychedelic buffet of mescaline, pot, and other NATURAL drugs in the New Mexico Desert, complete with heavy metal bands, jazz bands, indian shamans, and peyote ceremonies. 


All shroomerites would be invited with NO entry charge. 

Now, can any fucking democrat or republican beat that?  :awesomenod:





Got my vote.      :lsd:


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14582741 - 06/08/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Imagine how many teenagers could actually find work, after all, it's those kinds of jobs that the illegals are taking.



That explains it, you're a teenager... dude this forums for 18+ did you not read this.

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:lolsy:

Come back when you're older, kid.



At least Newlord isn't some bland pothead stereotype that contributes absolutely nothing new. Not that you are, I'm just glad that he isn't that. :durrhurr:

But if anything I'd seriously doubt you are over 17.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14582779 - 06/08/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I approve of this. :thumbup:




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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Mind Transcribing]
    #14582794 - 06/08/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Newlord is the man. He speaks his mind. Why shouldn't illegal immigrants get the death penalty? Sending somebody home gives them more incentive to keep trying to get back.





depends on how you send them home



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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14582800 - 06/08/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

The only problem with that is you'll have to get the Mexicans to build the catapults for you because American's fingers are just too fat and slippery with burger grease.


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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14582801 - 06/08/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I was thinking more




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Re: I might run for office..... [Re: Mind Transcribing]
    #14583827 - 06/09/11 07:29 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I want you to end all welfare, and give the death penalty to illegal immigrants.




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I'm all for executing illegal aliens, maybe it can serve
as a lesson to others before they come here that they could die a horribly
painful death in order to make their lives in mexico better when they retire




i dunno,
blaming one type of people for your nations problems and saying that executing them would be a soloution sounds fucking dumb. and pretty similar to

:hitler:

if you ask me.

illegal immigrants are people just like me and you, trying to make it in the world.

im sure there are many ways of sorting out some of the problems caused by them other than having them rounded up and gased in the showers.


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