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Offlineaylais
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I shall call her... bulbasaur!
    #14579420 - 06/08/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round. /queen



1. is from yesterday
2. later that night
3. this morning
4. right now

amozonian, rye, coco coir casings, sgfc. ripped up the casing, half experiment/half thought it was spent, so whatever, this is what happened.


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: aylais]
    #14579443 - 06/08/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

She is certainly a heffer, wait how do mushrooms and their sexes work?


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: ChronicSmoke]
    #14579627 - 06/08/11 12:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I couldn't tell you! I guess I figured, people call their cars females, I will call my fruits females. I can't wait to see what happens.


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: aylais]
    #14579666 - 06/08/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Nice! Should be a fatty!

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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: ChronicSmoke]
    #14580092 - 06/08/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

ChronicSmoke said:
She is certainly a heffer, wait how do mushrooms and their sexes work?




mushrooms are sex.

they are like the semen coming out of your body.


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: k00laid]
    #14580108 - 06/08/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

k00laid said:
Quote:

ChronicSmoke said:
She is certainly a heffer, wait how do mushrooms and their sexes work?




mushrooms are sex.

they are like the semen coming out of your body.





MMMM PROTEIN! :blowjob:


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: slapphappypill]
    #14580135 - 06/08/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

slapphappypill said:
Quote:

k00laid said:
Quote:

ChronicSmoke said:
She is certainly a heffer, wait how do mushrooms and their sexes work?




mushrooms are sex.

they are like the semen coming out of your body.





MMMM PROTEIN! :blowjob:




tastes salty....ummm, I mean....what? :confused2:


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: TranscendingLife]
    #14580295 - 06/08/11 03:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you sick bastards...    :facepalm3:

lol!


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: TranscendingLife]
    #14580413 - 06/08/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Sounds like your pretty educated on the topic TD :grin:

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Edited by don_vedo (06/08/11 03:36 PM)

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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: don_vedo]
    #14580422 - 06/08/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Sounds like your pretty educatof on the topic TD :grin:

Lah'Kesh




you talkin' to me?...:Awesketch::ifyoucanawe:


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: TranscendingLife]
    #14580455 - 06/08/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Well no one else made any mention of salty!  :penis:

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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: don_vedo]
    #14580479 - 06/08/11 03:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

don_vedo said:
Well no one else made any mention of salty!  :penis:

Lah'Kesh




ok...well time to stop the OTD...sorry OP...

nice mushi though


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: TranscendingLife]
    #14581278 - 06/08/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i just dont like it when its on the chunky side..
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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: k00laid]
    #14581327 - 06/08/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

k00laid said:
i just dont like it when its on the chunky side..
:Awesketch:



Even the chunky ones need love, they are sometimes more willing to give back.

Wait what are we talking about?


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: ChronicSmoke]
    #14581352 - 06/08/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

im talking about when i masturbate with a lubricant my ejaculate is more chunky than if i had not used a lubricant.


i mean.
what? #


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: k00laid]
    #14581367 - 06/08/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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k00laid said:
im talking about when i masturbate with a lubricant my ejaculate is more chunky than if i had not used a lubricant.


i mean.
what? #




:murray:

:lmafo::septemberlol:


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: TranscendingLife]
    #14581728 - 06/08/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Well at least your honest k00l  :whacker:

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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: aylais]
    #14582294 - 06/08/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

thank you for the incredible descriptions of jerking off, in the meantime:

11g wet


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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: aylais]
    #14582332 - 06/08/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Mushrooms are phallic in structure, thus regarded as male.
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Re: I shall call her... bulbasaur! [Re: RogerRabbit]
    #14582362 - 06/08/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

all mushrooms are black men.


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