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wocka
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Funniest time ive been arrested.
#14581219 - 06/08/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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No good deed goes unpunished!
It all started by me having a gram of nugget on me. 
Then when I was leaving the beach I noticed how my car and a car behind mine had a chalk line on the tire. I had just gotten a parking ticket for being 20 minutes over the 2 hour time limit.
So me trying to do a good deed today I whipe off the chalk on the random car behind me. Get in my car, start her up then like 30 seconds later a cop is blocking me in. 
He pulls up next to me wondering what I was doing, I told him that I whiped the chalk off the tire so they didn't get a ticket.He asks "do you know the person".
I lie and say "yea its this girl on the beach"
he says "her name?"
and I had to spit something out in the next second. The name I say is "jeffrey"
he says "what?"
at this point I almost started laughing, I said "jessica"
Then he comes around the car asks for my information and tells me alot of people have been getting stuff stolen at the beach and thought I was trying to break into the car. 
He questions me again about the car and what her name is so he can make sure its correct. I just admitted I didnt know the person but I was just trying to do a good deed.
He asks if we got weapons or knifes and I say no, everything seemed to be going good while I had the nugget in my pocket. He runs me and my friends liscense.
This is where I get boned. He asks what my buddys been arrested for. And its breaking a door handle, he is on pre trial intervention. So pretty much that made us look sketchy. Im still pissed at my friend for kinda making this look shady. So he cops tells us to step out and asks if he can search the car. Whatever you say your fucked anyway so I just said "ya sure"... but before hes all in my pockets and finds my bag. wheeeeeew highly dangerous plant material!!!
He searches my car and says that the numb chucks I have is considered a concealed weapon, and me whipeing the chalk off is illegal too. He made it seem like I was getting OFF with just a weed charge.
Now I go to court in 20 days for a possession charge of like a gram of weed, YAR
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Re: Funniest time ive been arrested. [Re: wocka]
#14581234 - 06/08/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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you should have stashed the weed in the car and refused a search
problem solved
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Re: Funniest time ive been arrested. [Re: wocka]
#14581243 - 06/08/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You didn't handle that well at all...Do not talk to the police except to identify yourself if they ask. Do not allow them to search. Do not allow them anything at all.
But I can understand, in the moment its hard not to comply sometimes when they are threatening you. Eventually you might get enough pent up feelings toward them that you just don't give a fuck what they say, but until then be courageous and don't fucking buckle to what they say or do.
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Re: Funniest time ive been arrested. [Re: dynomite]
#14581247 - 06/08/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
dynomite said: you should have stashed the weed in the car and refused a search
problem solved
yup
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wocka
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Re: Funniest time ive been arrested. [Re: dynomite]
#14581249 - 06/08/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Has this worked for you? Refusing a search while your somewhat nervous and riding dirty?
Then all he has to say is, okay I have probable cause because your doing suspicious activity or "he smells weed", OR he could bring a dog out there to sniff. I was going on the basis he didnt search that one pocket. I had 2 times where I was pulled over and they didnt search my pocket to find a bowl on one occasion and an 8th on another.
I really think saying no you cant search makes you look more suspicious but ehh if your riding dirty you gotta take the heat. The lesson here, dont get caught!
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Re: Funniest time ive been arrested. [Re: wocka]
#14581254 - 06/08/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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they can't use a refusal to search as probable cause. it is illegal
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wocka
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Re: Funniest time ive been arrested. [Re: wocka]
#14581273 - 06/08/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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The probable cause would be me "trying to break into the car" (the original reason I got lurked in the beginning).
But yah I know what you guys are going towards, but it is hard to talk to a cop straight when half the shit you say is a lie and you just keep thinking about how your breaking the law with the weed in your pocket. Its like a mind trick. And I lost cause he could tell I was hideing something back. Being high from earlier didnt help either.
One other funny thing I said to them when they were writing me the citation, They asked "whats your religion"
I say, "italian."
They say "what?"
"I dont follow religion"
cops "o so your atheist"
me "ok"
I think I fryed my brine.
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Re: Funniest time ive been arrested. [Re: wocka]
#14581280 - 06/08/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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say your satanic
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wocka
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Re: Funniest time ive been arrested. [Re: learningtofly]
#14581293 - 06/08/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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hahahaha next time im gonna go with saying no, I mean ill just get a slap on the wrist with this bullshit charge
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