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OfflinePatlal
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If you could, would you want to be a vampire?
    #14570528 - 06/06/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Immortal life, healing powers, strenght, charm and agility

in exchange for sunlight, food and the constant need for blood

would you do it?
Would you want to be a vampire?
You may choose only one


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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: Patlal]
    #14570535 - 06/06/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Can I still get high?

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OfflinePatlal
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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: RedSnapper]
    #14570543 - 06/06/11 05:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

RedSnapper said:
Can I still get high?




Hmmm lets say that you can...


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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: Patlal]
    #14570545 - 06/06/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Fiending for blood all the time and killing innocents.. :feelsbadman:

Fiending is a fucking word, spell checker.


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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: Patlal]
    #14570548 - 06/06/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I would. I see myself living a depressing life if I did become one though... but I just want to experience a larger chunk of time on this planet than I normally would, see what goes down in the future. Not a big fan of the night, but it's not that bad.


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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570553 - 06/06/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you don't have to kill innocent people for blood. you can track down the bad guys like Dexter and eat them. :Tastesgoodman:

I'd say yes.  I can learn to deal without food and sunlight if I have an eternity to do so.


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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570570 - 06/06/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Fiending for blood all the time and killing innocents.. :feelsbadman:

Fiending is a fucking word, spell checker.




Real intellectuals don't need spell checker. :acslater:

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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14570587 - 06/06/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Night can get sad. thats all i live in.. THE DARKNESSS.


But ey. I want to see the future too. shittttttt :wtfsonic:

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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: dshow] * 1
    #14570601 - 06/06/11 05:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

no more daytrips.

:feelsbadman:


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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #14570613 - 06/06/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

True Blood vampire? Fuckin' right I'd be one. Today.


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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: robbyberto]
    #14570634 - 06/06/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

lemme suck on dat neck bwah

:whatwhat:


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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: robbyberto]
    #14570643 - 06/06/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm down.


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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: Dionili]
    #14570686 - 06/06/11 06:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck no, besides there can only be one.

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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: 4runner]
    #14579397 - 06/08/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Being a Vampire may just be better then building a time macheine for seeing the future.

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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14579461 - 06/08/11 12:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Are we talking about one of these "new age" vampires, you know what im saying the Twilight douchebags all started by the Angel with a soul crap in Buffy

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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: GGTBod]
    #14579523 - 06/08/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I wouldn't be one, that would be shitty. I like the sun, not fancy haircuts and cock.

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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: uber_aj]
    #14579944 - 06/08/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

badmouth that twilight garbage all you want.  but buffy was great, damnit.  it wasn't all sparkly and made for teenage girls.  it was campy and kitschawesome with demons and creatures and prosthesis and wonderfully terrible one-liners.

whedon is the messiah.


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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #14579960 - 06/08/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

definite Buffy fan but when angel did not have his soul he was a much better vamp, he was a limp wristed pussy whipped bitch with it

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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #14579961 - 06/08/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If I couldn't take naps in the sunlight I would probably want to kill myself. Fuck a vampire. Hook me up with some telekinesis!


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Re: If you could, would you want to be a vampire? [Re: laserpig]
    #14579965 - 06/08/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I wouldn't want to be a vampire in a world that has HIV and AIDS. :lol:

EDIT: Well you said healing powers, so nevermind. :sad:


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