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Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes
    #14577904 - 06/08/11 01:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Whats you favorite Chuck Norris joke?
Mine is Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares at them till they tell him the information he wants to know.


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14577918 - 06/08/11 01:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris.

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14577921 - 06/08/11 01:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

when the boogyman goes to sleep erry night, he checks his closet for chuck norris


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: LayinUp]
    #14577927 - 06/08/11 01:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Chuck norris used bullet time matrix to stop the jfk assassination. JFK's head exploded in sheer amazement


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: LayinUp]
    #14577928 - 06/08/11 01:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Every time you masturbate, Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14577992 - 06/08/11 02:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

In 1999, Texas Walker Ranger aired in France for the first time. The French immediately surrendered


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14578000 - 06/08/11 02:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

the "jokes" stopped being funny years ago.


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #14578216 - 06/08/11 03:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

b0red5tiff said:
the "jokes" stopped being funny years ago.





fuck this jew


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: LayinUp]
    #14578262 - 06/08/11 04:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

chuck norriss doesn't hunt....he kills

Chuck norris will jump through your screen and put a rampage whooping on that rear, then jump back in the screen so he could laugh at you....Chuck Norris Fuck Yeaaa
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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: Rectangle 3D]
    #14582691 - 06/08/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14582699 - 06/08/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Chuck Norris is a bitch bear grylss would crack him in the head with a stick and roast him over a fire and then drink his own piss of course

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14582716 - 06/08/11 11:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you sir just uncaged the beast dude. bear grylls is a puss compared to les stroud. les stroud does shit all by himself and bear grylls eats candy bars and has his camera men stage shit for him. so if les stroud> bear grylls  then obviously chuck norris >bear grylls

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14582743 - 06/08/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Dude are you fucking kidding me I hate that argument les stroud is basically camping I get more hardcore when I go backpacking bear grylss jumps lava pits and climbs up glaciers and shit is bring a damn candy bar too

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14582753 - 06/08/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Les Stroud > Bear Grylls.

Teddy Roosevelt > Chuck Norris.

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: Doc_T]
    #14582760 - 06/08/11 11:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

YOUR ALL COMMUNISTS!!! lol jk :lol:


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14582770 - 06/08/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

NOOOOOOOO its not over I hate les stroud

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14582781 - 06/08/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

why man, he gives great tips on how to survive in places. Bear just does stunts


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14582789 - 06/08/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick so hard his foot went back in time and knocked Amelia Earhart out of the sky.


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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: weedist]
    #14582809 - 06/08/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i love how bear randomly finds exactly what he needs. "Hey look (insert necessary item) must have gotten (trapped, left, placed by my camera crew) and extremely useful and convenient with the point i was just making"

at least les actually gives tips and is entertaining while bear is just a douche bag with camera crew.


i like when superman goes to bed he wears chuck norris pajamas

and chuck norris doesn't do a push up he pushes the earth down.

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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes [Re: asm0309]
    #14582816 - 06/08/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Chuck Norris can't smoke marijuana because Chuck Norris can't take a hit


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