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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: CarnivalBarker]
#14572320 - 06/06/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'd totally be down for a chick to do that cuz it does , but... God damn hemorrhoids! No way in hell I'd let a girl do that any time soon, it would not be pleasurable.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Gumby]
#14572340 - 06/06/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gross. Tho, I think regular ass play prevents them in the future. Look into it.
I mean the comment I just posted, not a stretched out asshole
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Gumby
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Azure Essence]
#14572351 - 06/06/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hemorrhoids are a motherfucker man, been slowly making my life crappier for the last 2 months or so. Never had this problem for longer than 2 weeks in the past. Getting old sucks.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Gumby]
#14572386 - 06/07/11 12:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Not every old tard gets hemorrhoids.
Is there anything that can help prevent them? Not grunting, eating enough fiber...?
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: 4runner] 1
#14572432 - 06/07/11 12:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm sure eating enough fiber helps, but I also bet that "flossing" the anus daily, such as with ice, can help keep it clean and clear of infections.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: 4runner]
#14572452 - 06/07/11 12:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've been doing the Atkins diet lately, which doesn't include much fiber. I'm sure the hemorrhoids are totally my fault for doing this stupid diet, but I have lost 16 lbs so maybe the butthurt is worth it.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14572479 - 06/07/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:
dr_gonz said: it's a $107 dildo 
Cheaper version:

i actually
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#14573063 - 06/07/11 06:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14573363 - 06/07/11 08:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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this is clearly a big no no! one ex many years ago decided it would be a good idea to try this shit on me haha she didnt get very far! weather or not it feels good or bad its a massive NEGATIVE
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if my gf tried this i would keep farting on her
because it realy opens the flood gates for you to fart all over the place if shes trying to finger bang you ay
slowly but surely she would stop trying to approach my shfinkter as she is bombarded with the innards of my anus
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14575085 - 06/07/11 03:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
mongo lloyd said:
I forget how but I saw that original video; so glad I knew the context of it lol.
Man this is GREAT.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Humility]
#14575169 - 06/07/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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that ass dildo could really be useful if you want to DSHSB and hit the twat
but id still rather have two dicks!
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Konyap]
#14575176 - 06/07/11 03:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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no homo
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Konyap]
#14575223 - 06/07/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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bunch of pigs in here
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: dr_gonz]
#14576167 - 06/07/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: If she's on her back, and you are facing her stomach while cocked over her face with her tongue giving the ole stinkeye the then you're left with no other choice but to jerk off because her hands cannot reach up to do it for you.
Sounds like the words of a man who speaks from experience.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14576275 - 06/07/11 07:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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MisterMuscaria said: If it's a double ended strap on perhaps. 
ASS TO ASS!!!
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Bipolarbear]
#14576277 - 06/07/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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6 page thread
only in the pub
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: dr_gonz]
#14578191 - 06/08/11 03:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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hahaha love the "requiem for a dream" pics best movie ever!!!!! when it comes to women i do quite enjoy the finger up the bum, providing its in theres and not mine
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