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Asante
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Everyday life FAIL
#14578154 - 06/08/11 03:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just now I tried to insert a thumbtack into a wooden board. I pressed, the pin came loose from the cap and jabbed halfway into my thumb causing some bleeding.
FAIL
Any more FAIL from everyday life you guys weish to share? Petite FAIL et Grand Fail c'est acceptable!
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: Asante]
#14578156 - 06/08/11 03:15 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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you're up early is the only fail i sense here -
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: Asante]
#14578157 - 06/08/11 03:16 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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trying to get a CD open
you come to the point where you can go grab the scicsors but its not worth being outsmarted
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: Asante]
#14578165 - 06/08/11 03:19 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lots of fails when I was wasted the other night. I tried lighting my cigarette but it was backwards so the filter combusted in my face. I lost my phone and found it in the freezer the next morning. Ran 30 feet to the porch and puked on it when I was 15 feet from the bathroom.
Me+too much alcohol=
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: LayinUp]
#14578180 - 06/08/11 03:29 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
LayinUp said: you're up early is the only fail i sense here -
Uh, it's 1130am here.
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: koraks]
#14578181 - 06/08/11 03:30 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
koraks said:
Quote:
LayinUp said: you're up early is the only fail i sense here -
Uh, it's 1130am here.
you aren't the OP there fore you = burn in hell beotch
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: LayinUp]
#14578189 - 06/08/11 03:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: LayinUp]
#14578190 - 06/08/11 03:37 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
LayinUp said:
Quote:
koraks said:
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LayinUp said: you're up early is the only fail i sense here -
Uh, it's 1130am here.
you aren't the OP there fore you = burn in hell beotch
OP and me happen to be in the same time zone.
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: koraks]
#14578196 - 06/08/11 03:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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LayinUp
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well in that case, carry on
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: LayinUp]
#14578203 - 06/08/11 03:45 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
LayinUp said: you're up early is the only fail i sense here -
Its past 10 am in Holland
You = Fail
Edit: Already posted, now I failed
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: nice1]
#14578205 - 06/08/11 03:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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what the fuck is a holland?
hol·land/ˈhälənd/ Noun: A kind of smooth, durable linen fabric, used chiefly for window shades and furniture covering.
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: LayinUp]
#14578208 - 06/08/11 03:47 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: nice1]
#14578211 - 06/08/11 03:48 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: Eminence]
#14578290 - 06/08/11 04:42 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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On xanax I've lit 2 cigarettes in a row backwards 
Hmm...Today, nothing comes to mind, but this past weekend I passed out in bed with every kind of McDonalds dipping sauce open next to me...I woke up with them all over my sheets and arms. I had to strip my bed and get a shower.
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: Sundrop]
#14578299 - 06/08/11 04:47 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just emailed a colleague that I'll be half an hour late for an appointment, turns out the train I'm on will arrive in time after all (if everything goes according to plan from here on). I'll have to text my colleague that I will be in time. And in half an hour, just after I'll have missed my connection, I'll probably have to correct myself once more
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Asante
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: koraks]
#14578321 - 06/08/11 05:01 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Did you really expect a railway service called NS weren't Nazis? During wartime this was their logo =>
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: Asante]
#14578337 - 06/08/11 05:27 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well, since I am now travelling to the East, I could have expected things to run ultra-smoothly, of course. And indeed, it seems that I'm going to arrive exactly in time! Probably no such luck when I'll be returning tonight, but at least I'm going to make it to my appointment in time.
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: Asante]
#14578381 - 06/08/11 06:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was hanging up some of my photos the other day and a tack went under my fingernail and caused me to bleed...also I ran out of medicine two nights ago and stayed up for over 36 hours and then got a refill and feel asleep at 3pm yesterday and just woke up
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: Cherk]
#14578751 - 06/08/11 08:56 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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My whole existence is one major fail. I wish I was never born.
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nice1
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Bad day?
It will get better
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: nice1]
#14578851 - 06/08/11 09:31 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well this morning I was lying on my bed and then my 10 year old cousin (girl) comes in and starts playfully kicking me so I ended up wrestling with her. Then my aunt opens the door and sees me on top of her, now I'm being accused as a incest pedophile. FAIL.
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now thats utterly awkward
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Yeah...can't wait to wake up tomorrow as we all sit around the table to have breakfast -_-
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Set
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: Asante]
#14578883 - 06/08/11 09:38 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asian gangsters. Except those who dabble in incestuous pedophilia, of course.
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: Set]
#14578892 - 06/08/11 09:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I never said I was a G. That's something I never ever claimed to B. Can't you C?
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Must be the gangsta vibes.
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Re: Everyday life FAIL [Re: Set]
#14578910 - 06/08/11 09:45 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Must be the gangsta paradise 8)
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Asante
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Is that what goes on in a gangsta paradise?
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