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What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you?
    #14577549 - 06/07/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

-christianity
-capitalist greed
-the tv is real


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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: LayinUp] * 2
    #14577563 - 06/07/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

wow QTMFT

quite true motherfucking true.

I will how ever, take my kids camping. All over this place.. greatest thing my dad has ever done for me, next to pay for my education and the obvious.

kids who grow up having a respect and sense of awe for wilderness are cool

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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: LayinUp]
    #14577576 - 06/07/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14577585 - 06/07/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I would teach my children to not date other races.

I also think that teaching my children the mindset of "might makes right" so they don't turn into bleeding heart pussies, or so they wouldn't lose a potential mate.


I would teach my kids the importance of financial and spiritual success and that after working hard they need to reward themselves by traveling or whatever.

Last but not least, all male children would have to serve in the military or at least understand the importance of sacrifice for your country before you take advantage of it.


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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: Newlord] * 1
    #14577602 - 06/07/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Newlord said:


Last but not least, all male children would have to serve in the military or at least the importance and understanding to sacrifice for your country before you take advantage of it.




:huxleyfacepalm:

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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 1
    #14577605 - 06/07/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:

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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 2
    #14577614 - 06/07/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Last but not least, all male children would have to serve in the military or at least the importance and understanding to sacrifice for your country before you take advantage of it.




"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."


i agree with this. in fact i never understood war. i guess unlike you newlord, the facist brainwashing never took effect.


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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: Newlord] * 2
    #14577618 - 06/07/11 11:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Newlord said:
I would teach my children to not date other races.

I also think that teaching my children the mindset of "might makes right" so they don't turn into bleeding heart pussies, or so they wouldn't lose a potential mate.


I would teach my kids the importance of financial and spiritual success and that after working hard they need to reward themselves by traveling or whatever.

Last but not least, all male children would have to serve in the military or at least understand the importance of sacrifice for your country before you take advantage of it.



i have this feeling your kids will rebel pretty hard against you :smile:

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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: LayinUp]
    #14577626 - 06/08/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It has nothing to do with Fascist brainwashing. I just love my country and I think the skills, money and opportunity would be great for my children. Besides, I wouldn't have my kids do anything that I wasn't man enough to do.


It's real easy to condescend to the military, but these people want nothing but the best for their country.


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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: LayinUp]
    #14577630 - 06/08/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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LayinUp said:
Quote:

Newlord said:
Last but not least, all male children would have to serve in the military or at least the importance and understanding to sacrifice for your country before you take advantage of it.




"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."


i agree with this. in fact i never understood war. i guess unlike you newlord, the facist brainwashing never took effect.




Who's is that quote? I like it... I don't agree with it, but I like it.

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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: moi]
    #14577633 - 06/08/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hey, as long as my kids aren't dating shequita or tyrone i'll be happy.

Btw, the quote is from Einstein.


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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14577637 - 06/08/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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realfuzzhead said:
I will how ever, take my kids camping. All over this place.. greatest thing my dad has ever done for me, next to pay for my education and the obvious.

kids who grow up having a respect and sense of awe for wilderness are cool



:yesnod:

My parents were too busy divorcing each other to do anything with us, so I had to teach myself nature is beeyootiful.

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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: Newlord]
    #14577639 - 06/08/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Newlord said:
It has nothing to do with Fascist brainwashing. I just love my country and I think the skills, money and opportunity would be great for my children. Besides, I wouldn't have my kids do anything that I wasn't man enough to do.


It's real easy to condescend to the military, but these people want nothing but the best for their country.




I think a lot of them want money for college, some of them want to kill people, and the rest don't have any skills to get on outside of the military.


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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14577641 - 06/08/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

Newlord said:
It has nothing to do with Fascist brainwashing. I just love my country and I think the skills, money and opportunity would be great for my children. Besides, I wouldn't have my kids do anything that I wasn't man enough to do.


It's real easy to condescend to the military, but these people want nothing but the best for their country.




I think a lot of them want money for college, some of them want to kill people, and the rest don't have any skills to get on outside of the military.




QFT. Some of the guys I know that joined up did so cause they had nothing else to do. :shrug:

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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: Newlord] * 2
    #14577685 - 06/08/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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It has nothing to do with Fascist brainwashing....  ...I think.. the money.. would be great for my children.

It's real easy to condescend to the military, but these people want nothing but the best for their country.




i'm not trying to pick a fight with the stupid country soldier who is too stupid to know whats going on

my fight is with the man who sits in a 5000$ suit and will probably some day order your dumbass son to some hell forsaken sandbox so that he can secure oil interests.

i understand you think that the piece of dirt referred to as america is "special" but you are unfortunately a stupid monkey cunt who doesnt understand perspective at all lol


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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: Newlord] * 2
    #14577690 - 06/08/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Newlord said:
I would teach my children to not date other races.

I also think that teaching my children the mindset of "might makes right" so they don't turn into bleeding heart pussies, or so they wouldn't lose a potential mate.


I would teach my kids the importance of financial and spiritual success and that after working hard they need to reward themselves by traveling or whatever.

Last but not least, all male children would have to serve in the military or at least understand the importance of sacrifice for your country before you take advantage of it.




I wish I could give you two bad ratings.


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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: LayinUp]
    #14577702 - 06/08/11 12:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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my fight is with the man who sits in a 5000$ suit and will probably some day order your dumbass son to some hell forsaken sandbox so that he can secure oil interests.

i understand you think that the piece of dirt referred to as america is "special" but you are unfortunately a stupid monkey cunt who doesnt understand perspective at all lol





Yeah, I guess it is pretty stupid of me to enlist in Marine Corps intelligence and help my country out while gaining skills that can land me a 6 figure job in the private sector, when I can just steal shit from people and pawn it for my pot "addiction" so I can get high.


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joke is on that guy though because i stole his air conditioner for scrap copper  i sold my badass system out of my car to fund my weed habit while i was looking for a job once.

it kinda fucked me up, none of my broke ass friends had a system so i was like THE SHIT

but i justified it to myself by saying how i had stolen the money from my boss to buy the system in the first place and that my hearing would last longer as a result




http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14577401

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14577488

Dam bro, I think you're making too much sense LOL. My tiny mind cannot comprehend your hedonistic, narcissistic ways.


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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: propensity]
    #14577706 - 06/08/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

How not to be a shitty parent
How not to grow up like Nooblord here ^^^^
That is if I ever have kids, which I probably wont
World is too fucked up, too overpopulated already
Maybe once civilization crumbles


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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: Newlord]
    #14577713 - 06/08/11 12:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Yeah, I guess it is pretty stupid of me to enlist in Marine Corps intelligence and help my country out






agreed.


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Re: What won't/wouldn't you teach your kids that your parents taught you? [Re: Shroomism]
    #14577716 - 06/08/11 12:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Ahh okay, the Shroomery morality.

Stealing = Okay

Protecting your country = Evil Nazi loves oil conspiracies

Makes sense breh.

See, I can hang, brosef.





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