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some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does
#14577401 - 06/07/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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anyone else know a guy like this?
hell he isn't even really a friend..
anyway this guy i know gets FAT painkiller scripts. when we go over to his house to chill or cop some, he will always "drop" them all over the floor and be like "oh shit guys help me pick these up"
then the motherfucker always walks out of the room when they are all over the floor saying "hey guys i gotta do somethin real quick, pick these up for me will ya?"
and i mean it's his house so me and my niggas are always cool and pick them up for him
wouldnt you know when the bitch gets back he always counts them RIGHT IN FRONT OF US saying some shit like "yeah let me count them and make sure there isnt any more still on the floor"
like yeah right, me and my dumbass friends are idiots. we know when we are being felt up.
anyone else know people like this?
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: LayinUp]
#14577411 - 06/07/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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LayinUp said:
anyway this guy i know gets FAT painkiller scripts. when we go over to his house to chill or cop some, he will always "drop" them all over the floor and be like "oh shit guys help me pick these up"
"yeah let me count them and make sure there isnt any more still on the floor"
No I don't know anyone like that. Sounds like the guy's obsessive compulsive, just to fuck with him you should take a couple of his pills and pretend you didn't steal them.
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Newlord]
#14577424 - 06/07/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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is he paranoid that you're going to steal them? or does he give them to you like this, so that if a cop tries to charge him, he can just say that you stole them from him while he was out of the room?
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: LayinUp]
#14577427 - 06/07/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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hahaha what a turd.
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Newlord]
#14577430 - 06/07/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah pocket just one and when he sees it's missing mention how clumsy he is dropping his shit all the time and tough luck.
If he's that big of a dick you shouldn't be there
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Superide]
#14577446 - 06/07/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol
i knew a kid that would always drop pills
but he was on 10mg+ xanax all the time
we would pick them up quick bc there were kids living there..
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Superide]
#14577451 - 06/07/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh I thought that was how he sold/gave them to you. I could see that.
But he's just testing you to see if you steal any, and then counts them in front of you, and then does it again? What?
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: LayinUp]
#14577453 - 06/07/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's a pretty obvious tactic. Like if you really dropped a bunch of pills, you'd be like, "Oh shit!" Picking them up quickly...
Personally, I just don't trust a god damn person.
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Superide]
#14577459 - 06/07/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Let some fall down the vent.
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: bryguy27007]
#14577461 - 06/07/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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i wouldnt even deal with dude but he is the only connect around here for some ocs, and he is such a god damn fucking pack rat that he has a fat stockpile of the old OCs (yeah fuck them oxy purdues)
he does this just to fuck with us and see if we steal any i guess
i would straight up pocket a couple but i am scared to death of him he is bigger than me and mexican so i am pretty sure he carries a gun >.<
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14577464 - 06/07/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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this is really funny if he does it on purpose
makes me think of the matrix scene where he drops the vase.. but the opposite
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Admiral Ackbar] 1
#14577473 - 06/07/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hell don't even steal them, hide them in creative areas. Turn his habit into your recreation!
Stick some in the tube of his toothpaste. Jam some into his dvd/video game console. Stick some in his hamburger meat.
Since he wants to play games with you, play games with him.
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: LayinUp]
#14577480 - 06/07/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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i can't believe no one else has a buddy that does this
i had a weed man that did a similar thing when i was a kid
he would leave his sack of weed in the room that he was selling from then go to the bathroom or something and ALWAYS WEIGH IT in front of us when he got back
joke is on that guy though because i stole his air conditioner for scrap copper
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: LayinUp]
#14577524 - 06/07/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Should've pocketed a nug and dropped in some oregano. He wouldn't have noticed till way later.
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14577529 - 06/07/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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or replaced it with spice
lol at other people buying it saying it was spice
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youre talking about opiate users. they play trust games like that.
opiate addicts are the worst. manipulative fucked up people.
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Ajaxx]
#14577700 - 06/08/11 12:27 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Next time he does it rub your hand in your arse crack right in your rusty sherriffs badge and then pick the pills up to give him back with the same hand, you can imagine the rest
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: GGTBod]
#14577707 - 06/08/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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i knew this guy who would talk about weed
for like six hours straight but i dont think he was paranoid jus royally pissed me off in public
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Konyap]
#14577734 - 06/08/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol, what?
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: LayinUp]
#14577768 - 06/08/11 12:50 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pocket them all the next time he does this and when he comes back and asks where they went say: what pills? And continue fucking with him till this dickhead is no longer your friend
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#16924490 - 09/28/12 12:35 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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fuck people that steal
that man got balls. the smart kind
Edited by detest86 (09/28/12 12:35 AM)
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: LayinUp]
#16924497 - 09/28/12 12:37 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should just bring him a cup of your piss one time.
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You should knock him the fuck out next time. Its pretty obvious this dude has no respect for any of you.
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#16924627 - 09/28/12 01:08 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Next time he does that put them on the table in the shape of a number that is obviously not the correct amount.
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#16924641 - 09/28/12 01:10 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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the guy dropped pills on the ground and didnt pick them up himself... its not about you stealing them because hed pick them up himself... hes making sure you picked them all up and didnt miss any.. hes an addict and those are his pills, if one fell under the couch or you missed one on the ground hed wanna know.. you should be more surprised in the fact he trusts you to pick them up.. your technically the paranoid one for thinking this way. lol..
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Loud Volume]
#16924649 - 09/28/12 01:12 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im not paranoid, Ill take that as a insult and a absence of trust. Your honestly gonna dump your pills on the ground in front of me and count them in front of me after I help you pick them up?
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#16924707 - 09/28/12 01:29 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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of course, if im addicted to them i cant risk you missing one and leaving it on the ground, i want that shit. lol. you may be mis reading this scenario.
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Loud Volume]
#16924717 - 09/28/12 01:32 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nah I think your mis-reading what your actions are saying, and if you read the op you'd see thats hes doing it as a test this isnt no accident. Try to pull that shit around here your gonna get jumped.
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Re: some stupid paranoid shit my buddy does [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#16924739 - 09/28/12 01:41 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol oh no i might get jumped, what are you gonna email me a buch of spam, no im saying he mis read the whole situation as a whole, the guy probably was fucked up on pills and dropped them and was stupid enough to even trust people hes not that close with to pick them up which is a mistake on its own, but he wanted to make sure that theyre all there, thats that, a drug addict isnt jus gonna let his pills get lost.
youd either do the same or not let them pick them up at all, the onlything you may do different is count them in another room or after they left, only an idiot would drop pills and have other people pick them up and make sure that theyre not all there.
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