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Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. 2
#14576434 - 06/07/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Alright, after hearing a Chuck Norris joke in real life, I responded "Sean Connery IS Chuck Norris' Father." and left it at that. But it got me thinking. It's time to start a new era of these jokes. FUck chuck norris, fuck the rock, SEAN CONNERY IS THE MAN!
Sean Connery beats his red headed step child, Chuck.
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Maverick] 3
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14576550 - 06/07/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: DeadHearts]
#14576571 - 06/07/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I love the way he raises his eyebrow when he says "if it merits it".
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14576579 - 06/07/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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dude. That shit possibly made my night right there.
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learningtofly
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: DeadHearts]
#14576899 - 06/07/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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wow rofl that is pretty baller to say to young barber walters
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Maverick
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: learningtofly]
#14579201 - 06/08/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sean's on the right path. If they can slap us, we can slap 'em back.
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Maverick]
#14580185 - 06/08/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Holy shit i always new he was the man but i ddint know he was straight pimpin
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14580265 - 06/08/11 03:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
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YEAH
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: twighead]
#14580337 - 06/08/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ahahaha love that vid
I used it in a track
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: propensity]
#14580355 - 06/08/11 03:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol i mean if a woman slaps a man in the face, i think he has right to retaliate with a slap of equal force.
James Bond > Walker Texas Ranger
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Anthony917]
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14580383 - 06/08/11 03:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: druqs]
#14580387 - 06/08/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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druqs
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14580482 - 06/08/11 03:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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gonnna ask my mates in the game industry to make 'EPIC WIN FIGHTER' all the worlds most epic mortals from both history and fiction duke it out in real time.
i wanna see norris vs elvis, connery vs hitler, ghandi vs mother teresa and goku vs Bruce lee.
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: druqs]
#14580723 - 06/08/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
druqs said: i wanna see norris vs elvis, connery vs hitler, ghandi vs mother teresa and goku vs Bruce lee.
I wanna see Hitler vs Elvis, Ghadi vs Bruce Lee, and Teddy Roosevelt vs Chuck Norris.
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Anthony917
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Doc_T]
#14580725 - 06/08/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doc_T said:
Quote:
druqs said: i wanna see norris vs elvis, connery vs hitler, ghandi vs mother teresa and goku vs Bruce lee.
I wanna see Hitler vs Elvis, Ghadi vs Bruce Lee, and Teddy Roosevelt vs Chuck Norris.
bruce lee is obvious winner
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Edited by Anthony917 (06/08/11 04:39 PM)
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Anthony917]
#14580739 - 06/08/11 04:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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T.R. was a badass though.
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learningtofly
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Doc_T]
#14580760 - 06/08/11 04:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Randy Savage beats them all.
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Doc_T]
#14580773 - 06/08/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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gandalf vs duke nukem
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learningtofly
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: druqs]
#14580835 - 06/08/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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cartmen versus stewie
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druqs
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: learningtofly]
#14580886 - 06/08/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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judge dredd VS Rorschach
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: learningtofly]
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Maverick
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Anthony917]
#14583824 - 06/09/11 07:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anthony917 said:
Quote:
Doc_T said:
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druqs said: i wanna see norris vs elvis, connery vs hitler, ghandi vs mother teresa and goku vs Bruce lee.
I wanna see Hitler vs Elvis, Ghadi vs Bruce Lee, and Teddy Roosevelt vs Chuck Norris.
bruce lee is obvious winner
Bruce Lee's already dead so he can't be the winner. IF He was alive still though, yeah he's rock both Connery and Norris. But Connery would still live from the rocking, he'd set up some bombs and shit and blow a hole through a wall and escape.
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Maverick]
#14583835 - 06/09/11 07:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wasn't Chuck a student of Bruce Lee back in the day?
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Maverick
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Doc_T]
#14583854 - 06/09/11 07:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah but he failed and got beat by his father (Sean) like the red-headed step child that he is.
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Doc_T
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Maverick]
#14583944 - 06/09/11 07:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kareem Addul-jabar was too. Dude was lanky.
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