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OfflineMaverick
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Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. * 2
    #14576434 - 06/07/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Alright, after hearing a Chuck Norris joke in real life, I responded "Sean Connery IS Chuck Norris' Father." and left it at that.  But it got me thinking.  It's time to start a new era of these jokes.  FUck chuck norris, fuck the rock, SEAN CONNERY IS THE MAN!




Sean Connery beats his red headed step child, Chuck.


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Maverick] * 3
    #14576471 - 06/07/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14576550 - 06/07/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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:lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: DeadHearts]
    #14576571 - 06/07/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I love the way he raises his eyebrow when he says "if it merits it".  :awebig:


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14576579 - 06/07/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

dude. That shit possibly made my night right there.


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: DeadHearts]
    #14576899 - 06/07/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

wow rofl that is pretty baller to say to young barber walters


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: learningtofly]
    #14579201 - 06/08/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Sean's on the right path.  If they can slap us, we can slap 'em back. :wink:


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Maverick]
    #14580185 - 06/08/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Holy shit i always new he was the man but i ddint know he was straight pimpin :macdre:


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14580265 - 06/08/11 03:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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YEAH :highfive::feelsgoodman:


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: twighead]
    #14580337 - 06/08/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ahahaha love that vid

I used it in a track


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: propensity]
    #14580355 - 06/08/11 03:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lol i mean if a woman slaps a man in the face, i think he has right to retaliate with a slap of equal force.

James Bond > Walker Texas Ranger


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Anthony917]
    #14580382 - 06/08/11 03:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

That fucking video, :ahahaha::awethumb::lolsy::congrats:


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14580383 - 06/08/11 03:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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omg thank you!  :awesome: :lol:  :lol:


  POST OF WEEK!


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: druqs]
    #14580387 - 06/08/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:awebig:


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14580482 - 06/08/11 03:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:thumbup::crazy2:


gonnna ask my mates in the game industry to make 'EPIC WIN FIGHTER'  all the worlds most epic mortals from both history and fiction duke it out in real time.

i wanna see norris vs elvis, connery vs hitler, ghandi vs mother teresa and goku vs Bruce lee.


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: druqs]
    #14580723 - 06/08/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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i wanna see norris vs elvis, connery vs hitler, ghandi vs mother teresa and goku vs Bruce lee.




I wanna see Hitler vs Elvis, Ghadi vs Bruce Lee, and Teddy Roosevelt vs Chuck Norris.


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Doc_T]
    #14580725 - 06/08/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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druqs said:
i wanna see norris vs elvis, connery vs hitler, ghandi vs mother teresa and goku vs Bruce lee.




I wanna see Hitler vs Elvis, Ghadi vs Bruce Lee, and Teddy Roosevelt vs Chuck Norris.




bruce lee is obvious winner


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Anthony917]
    #14580739 - 06/08/11 04:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

T.R. was a badass though.


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Doc_T]
    #14580760 - 06/08/11 04:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Randy Savage beats them all.


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Doc_T]
    #14580773 - 06/08/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

gandalf vs duke nukem


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