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Maverick
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Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. 2
#14576434 - 06/07/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Alright, after hearing a Chuck Norris joke in real life, I responded "Sean Connery IS Chuck Norris' Father." and left it at that. But it got me thinking. It's time to start a new era of these jokes. FUck chuck norris, fuck the rock, SEAN CONNERY IS THE MAN!

Sean Connery beats his red headed step child, Chuck.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Maverick] 3
#14576471 - 06/07/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14576550 - 06/07/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: DeadHearts]
#14576571 - 06/07/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I love the way he raises his eyebrow when he says "if it merits it".
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DeadHearts


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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14576579 - 06/07/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude. That shit possibly made my night right there.
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learningtofly
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: DeadHearts]
#14576899 - 06/07/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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wow rofl that is pretty baller to say to young barber walters
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Maverick
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: learningtofly]
#14579201 - 06/08/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sean's on the right path. If they can slap us, we can slap 'em back.
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Maverick]
#14580185 - 06/08/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Holy shit i always new he was the man but i ddint know he was straight pimpin
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twighead
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14580265 - 06/08/11 03:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: twighead]
#14580337 - 06/08/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ahahaha love that vid
I used it in a track
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Anthony917
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: propensity]
#14580355 - 06/08/11 03:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol i mean if a woman slaps a man in the face, i think he has right to retaliate with a slap of equal force.
James Bond > Walker Texas Ranger
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Anthony917]
#14580382 - 06/08/11 03:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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druqs
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14580383 - 06/08/11 03:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: druqs]
#14580387 - 06/08/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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druqs
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14580482 - 06/08/11 03:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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gonnna ask my mates in the game industry to make 'EPIC WIN FIGHTER' all the worlds most epic mortals from both history and fiction duke it out in real time.
i wanna see norris vs elvis, connery vs hitler, ghandi vs mother teresa and goku vs Bruce lee.
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Doc_T
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: druqs]
#14580723 - 06/08/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
druqs said: i wanna see norris vs elvis, connery vs hitler, ghandi vs mother teresa and goku vs Bruce lee.
I wanna see Hitler vs Elvis, Ghadi vs Bruce Lee, and Teddy Roosevelt vs Chuck Norris.
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Anthony917
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Doc_T]
#14580725 - 06/08/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doc_T said:
Quote:
druqs said: i wanna see norris vs elvis, connery vs hitler, ghandi vs mother teresa and goku vs Bruce lee.
I wanna see Hitler vs Elvis, Ghadi vs Bruce Lee, and Teddy Roosevelt vs Chuck Norris.
bruce lee is obvious winner
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Edited by Anthony917 (06/08/11 04:39 PM)
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Doc_T
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Anthony917]
#14580739 - 06/08/11 04:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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T.R. was a badass though.
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learningtofly
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Doc_T]
#14580760 - 06/08/11 04:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Randy Savage beats them all.
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druqs
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Re: Sean Connery PWNS Chuck Norris. [Re: Doc_T]
#14580773 - 06/08/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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gandalf vs duke nukem
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