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learningtofly
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I'm such a naughty boy
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I got this huge surge of euphoria when I got home today and so I texted my ex gf "hey sexy lets hang out" and i think she is going to think i am weird and stuff but i think she might be down to fuck i cant wait to see her response, this is the first time i have texted someone so vulgarly and out of context i hope it works
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12 hours later, no text back. 
nawwww but gl
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PROTIP: girls love nothing more than dirty texts out of the blue. If she responds favorably to your initial overture, try telling her that your dick is hard as a rock from thinking about her.
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I feel a text is just like a call, if you have someone's number with their permission why not just text them? If you don't score don't cry about it, try another one.
^^Most people really do love 85% of dirty texts, as long as u use discrepancy. BSDM, anal, etc..: I'm sure I don't have to elaborate on what things are more or less, shall we say common. You should probably bring those ideas up in person, before hitting the sheets. Days before.
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Edited by ScottESunshine (06/07/11 04:48 PM)
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Yeah it's true. Just don't be stupid about it and you're golden. It takes some balls to send a girl some kinky shit, and that's what they're usually looking for.
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learningtofly
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ifoundwaldo said: 12 hours later, no text back. 
nawwww but gl 
she still hasn't responded
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Do you guys send pictures too? In order to receive pictures?
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Quote:
learningtofly said: I got this huge surge of euphoria when I got home today and so I texted my ex gf "hey sexy lets hang out" and i think she is going to think i am weird and stuff but i think she might be down to fuck i cant wait to see her response, this is the first time i have texted someone so vulgarly and out of context i hope it works
when she responds, say "oh shit, I thought I sent that to someone else"
ex :who?
you: yur mom
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learningtofly
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Re: I'm such a naughty boy [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14575655 - 06/07/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol she finally responded, "about to go to the beach"
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learningtofly
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i dont know how to respond to that
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Ask her what she's wearing to the beach.
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ifoundwaldo


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Tchan909 said: Ask her what she's wearing to the beach. 
Checkmate.
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I think "checkmate" should become a meme.
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learningtofly
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Quote:
ifoundwaldo said:
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Tchan909 said: Ask her what she's wearing to the beach. 
Checkmate.
how is that checkmate?
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Quote:
learningtofly said: I got this huge surge of euphoria when I got home today and so I texted my ex gf "hey sexy lets hang out" and i think she is going to think i am weird and stuff but i think she might be down to fuck i cant wait to see her response, this is the first time i have texted someone so vulgarly and out of context i hope it works
I bought acid of a hot girl I used to know a week ago then grabbed her ass when she tried to hug me. She called me seven times after and I ignored every call. I fucked her the next day.
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learningtofly
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alright i sent the "checkmate" text
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Quote:
learningtofly said:
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ifoundwaldo said:
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Tchan909 said: Ask her what she's wearing to the beach. 
Checkmate.
how is that checkmate?
Because she's clearly in check without any way to get out of it. (I was just making fun of the guy in the "gf fingers my butt" thread from yesterday.)
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learningtofly
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Mind Transcribing said:
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learningtofly said: I got this huge surge of euphoria when I got home today and so I texted my ex gf "hey sexy lets hang out" and i think she is going to think i am weird and stuff but i think she might be down to fuck i cant wait to see her response, this is the first time i have texted someone so vulgarly and out of context i hope it works
I bought acid of a hot girl I used to know a week ago then grabbed her ass when she tried to hug me. She called me seven times after and I ignored every call. I fucked her the next day. 
did you ignore her on purpose
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I ignored her because she's an annoying twat, so yes.
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Mind Transcribing said:
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learningtofly said: I got this huge surge of euphoria when I got home today and so I texted my ex gf "hey sexy lets hang out" and i think she is going to think i am weird and stuff but i think she might be down to fuck i cant wait to see her response, this is the first time i have texted someone so vulgarly and out of context i hope it works
I bought acid of a hot girl I used to know a week ago then grabbed her ass when she tried to hug me. She called me seven times after and I ignored every call. I fucked her the next day. 
i get bitchslapped if i smack a butt.
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learningtofly
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did you only hit it once?
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learningtofly
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she replied, "shorts tshirt lol"
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so how do you approach a girl if she is looking at you? i have had several girls stare me down but i never do shit.
one time i was sitting in my parked car when this fine lil big boobs pretty face girl walked by. i was shocked and could not look away , we locked eyes for at least 8 seconds but she said something under her breathe and i looked away seriously tho i dont want to rape a bitch but i will if i have to.
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Re: I'm such a naughty boy [Re: Kinko]
#14575752 - 06/07/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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dont be a stranger be a friend
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She broke down and told me she wanted to date after. 
Of course, I agreed to "see each other" right before we had sex. Then she woke up and I was at the store buying chocolate milk.
Just abuse em man. If you're in a real relationship yeah, decisions are a tough call. But if you're just hitting some stupid skank keep it superficial and don't ever get attached. Woman like being subjugated, as Tchan has enlightened me upon.
You should prolly find another fuck buddy, there is probably too much drama involved in an ex, but hey I don't know her.
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learningtofly said: she replied, "shorts tshirt lol"
Checkmate would have been a pic of a sexy 2 piece.
This is a stalemate. Not sure how to proceed without seeming desperate...
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It might be best to make physical contact with the girl before sending naughty texts, if only to show you have the balls to do it without looking passive aggressive (and trust me this is a huge problem of mine).
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