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Your First Time
#14571580 - 06/06/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lets hear them.
Tell the story of when you lost your virginity.
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Cherk
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Re: Your First Time [Re: 28064212]
#14571703 - 06/06/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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i was 16 in my friends basement with his sister and her friend and her friend and my friend disappeared so I fucked his sister and even asked him for a condom before I did it hahaha
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Cherk]
#14571775 - 06/06/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Approximately a week after I had a minor tumor removed from my left knee. My g/f came over to visit and no one was home. Doctor said I should lay off the physical activity for at least a month yet I still nailed her good.
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atayia
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My boyfriend came to visit and we decided to do it, so we took my parents van to this lake nearby and got it on....we couldn't really get comfortable in the van so we ended up out on the grass, it was okay but a bit awkward.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: atayia]
#14573139 - 06/07/11 07:24 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I met this chick through a mutual friend one night, she asked for my AOL screen name (this was like 99). Later that night I got an IM saying her mom was gone for the night asking if I wanted to "come over". I ended up stealing my dad's truck and driving 20-30 mins north, got there, fucked that chick good for like 12 seconds, came, made up some lame excuse why I wasn't hard anymore and GTFO!
Even though the sex sucked, it was still the best...I was grinning ear to ear the whole way home
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koraks
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Re: Your First Time [Re: shLong]
#14573251 - 06/07/11 08:19 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was 19, going on 20. Always been a late bloomer in most respects. Anyway, she said "ohh...put it in", which I did. Afterwards, she explained that she meant my finger. No harm done though.
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automan
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Re: Your First Time [Re: koraks]
#14573313 - 06/07/11 08:39 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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koraks said: I was 19, going on 20. Always been a late bloomer in most respects. Anyway, she said "ohh...put it in", which I did. Afterwards, she explained that she meant my finger. No harm done though.

My first time was at night in the lake. I was 14, she was 15. We went forever and I couldn't finish. Same night I got my first BJ. I finished.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: automan]
#14573650 - 06/07/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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My first time I was 20 years old, visiting my girlfriend at her private, all-girls catholic college. I spent the night in her dorm room, where it was against the rules for guys to be in after 10pm. It was a good time until I went to take the condom off, and realized that it was broken! She got the morning after pill the next morning, so "no harm done".
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bonnahoo
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Re: Your First Time [Re: automan]
#14573668 - 06/07/11 10:20 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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First time, living abroad for a short while... met some girls, went to some bars one night with them and became intoxicated, one girl tells me she wants to fuck me, I say ok and we head back to my room (At this point I'm already excited, I know that I am about to lose the v-card, but then it gets better). We get started in my room, as soon as I was about to fuck her the door swung open and another, hotter girl, stares at us for a second and then says "No fair"... the second girl enters and proceeds to get naked... At this point I was starting to seriously wonder if I was dreaming or not.. *pinch* nope, it's real. Well you can figure out the rest... there was lots girl on girl, which was quite amazing and it was right there in front of my eyes(the best part being that was their first time with another girl), and after I watched for a few minutes I joined in and the rest is sweet history.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: bonnahoo]
#14573680 - 06/07/11 10:23 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pics?
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bonnahoo
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Re: Your First Time [Re: shLong]
#14573740 - 06/07/11 10:36 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: Pics? 
Oh man, I wish...
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Re: Your First Time [Re: bonnahoo]
#14573742 - 06/07/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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me too
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Re: Your First Time [Re: shLong]
#14574541 - 06/07/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wasn't very special. But I met up with the chick again after 5 years just recently, and we fuck like animals.
My first time was just like...spur of the moment rushed 10 minute thing. Idk, whatever. I never placed a value on virginity. Seems stupid and pointless to me.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Joolz]
#14575053 - 06/07/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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First time was when I was 16 at 12 at night, snuck out and picked up a really good friend of mine a pretty little asian girl, went back upstairs and talked for a bit and then we got it on. Got my first blowjob and got to fuck her raw. She swallowed. Her mouth was a little small though, teeth is bleh but she was good besides the little incident lol
My room is RIGHT next to my sisters though, I wonder if she heard 
I'm really surprised I didn't get caught. My parents always hear me opening the front door and I went through it like 4 times that night.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Uzziel]
#14601887 - 06/12/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was 19, freshman in college and it was during the last two weeks of school. I was transferring back to Colorado so I decided to throw an epic BeerBQ going away party. Turned out great, to this day one of the best parties I have ever thrown. Anyway, this girl who I had a giant crush on all year came, she was one of our crew so we had hung out a lot and in retrospect it was pretty obvious that we both liked each other quite a bit. Around midnight everyone went from my party to another one because our keg was dry and theirs was not, and as the night progressed I got up the courage to ask the girl back to my place. Bada bing bada boom, we had sex on the air mattress I was sleeping on at the time. It wasn't great but she's a very pretty girl so I was very stoked on it.
On a side note, I've gotten laid at every party I've ever hosted. I really need to host more parties...
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Was 16 in sophmore year, and was talking to this girl my friend knew on the phone for a while. The first time we met, we went to the woods and fucked against the tree and on the ground. I was pathetic my first time.  I got off in like 3 mins, then I was like fuck! and kept going.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: 28064212]
#14602073 - 06/12/11 05:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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It was seventh grade. I rode my bike six miles to my gf dads horse farm. She had a barn and a pool. We swam all day long and fell in love. We had been friends all our life until then. I told her i loved her and wanted to never be apart. She asked me to take her to the barn for some weed and cig. We smoke and laugh and I kissed her on the neck. She giggles and lays back on the floor. I ask her if im ok and she says yes its all fine, its her first time too. I remove my shirt and pants first to make her feel safe. Then I take all her clothes off and we cover up. This is all in horse barn btw. We can hear her brother on a dirt bike, and some people by the pool, it was erin, stephanie, john, and trent. I spoon her for awhile and lick and kiss her from head to toe. She gets all wet and I get excited and put it in. We slowly have sex and I cum first. She keeps grinding her ass and pussy on me she wanted it harder but we had to wait. She gets me fully erect again and i go back in. We do the same thing twice and then she rides me. Now cowgirls do really know how to ride a guy, its just the wild crazy high strung barrel racing sex that I love anyway.
I fucked it up in high school, she left for a cross eyed guy with money. Oh well her bad...
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i was 21 (less than 7 months ago) and i hit it off with a girl from class, my now girlfriend. she was on the out with another boyfriend at the time, but i got my first bj and i fingered and ate her out, a couple weeks later we had sex in my bed. It was a little awkward (the positioning i mean) and it went on for some minutes until i lost my boner due to nervousness. so nothing too glamorous. It took a little while of sexing to relax but our sex is amazzing now!
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TigerShark
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Let's see, I was 15 and it was ok, all six minutes of it haha
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I luckily got a whole 12 minutes and made her cum on my first time. It was still super awkward and only one position though.
We met up again recently cause of facebook. Fucked like rabbits. Now her baby daddy is randomly in town so I haven't seen her. Probably not ever going to see her. Facebook is things like "Bug in bed, daddy and mommy relaxing " and shit, so, I'm done with that nonsense.
That pussy was flawless victory though.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Joolz]
#14603772 - 06/13/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Halloween... Got off of work. Picked up my GF. Drank goose nd 100 proof smirnoff. It was gooood.. we both passed out, she woke up and puked all over my bed... Never will forget it.
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I was 12 i think she was 13... Super Bowl Sunday... we had been dating and fooling around for a moth or so... one time on a school trip i fingered her on the back of the bus... but anyway super bowl sunday my parents were at a party... I told her to come over and she did... we had the house all to ourselves and I got it in for like a whole 3 min before I came...
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I was 15 and was seeing this foreign Spanish girl who was 17 that would travel to my house in England time to time.
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Met this girl in the middle east, my first time ever drinking at this outdoor bar place everyome goes to, we start talking about music and me and this girl both like Elliott Smith, bam instant connection. Next time we meet, we make out a bit. A few days down the road before i leave the country i go in her car we drive to her house, also smoke some hash, get down to her basement she takes my shirt off brings me to her bed, puts a condom on me and :sex:
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dshow
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Quote:
Gastronomicus said: I was 19, freshman in college and it was during the last two weeks of school. I was transferring back to Colorado so I decided to throw an epic BeerBQ going away party. Turned out great, to this day one of the best parties I have ever thrown. Anyway, this girl who I had a giant crush on all year came, she was one of our crew so we had hung out a lot and in retrospect it was pretty obvious that we both liked each other quite a bit. Around midnight everyone went from my party to another one because our keg was dry and theirs was not, and as the night progressed I got up the courage to ask the girl back to my place. Bada bing bada boom, we had sex on the air mattress I was sleeping on at the time. It wasn't great but she's a very pretty girl so I was very stoked on it.
On a side note, I've gotten laid at every party I've ever hosted. I really need to host more parties...
me too. summer 2009 when i still lived in my own place back home. I got laid by 8 different girls all at the parties i threw.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: dshow]
#14648221 - 06/21/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Man i lost my verginity to a fuckin skank and i fell all in love with her for about a week, but man i could remeber i was 18 and that ppussy just felt soo good even tho it was nasty..! not too bad tho.. shit i remeber i could have goten a boner 30 sec after i would cum..! that only lasted a week tho..! after that my cousin punched me to reality and i had the courage to leave that bitch.>!! now i am happily Married and the orgasms just get better and better.....!!
nothing compares to the first time tho..! almost like nothing compares to the first High..! my first xanax, my first Hash cig, my first blunt, my first Purple Sprite..!!! exept for Acid my third time was the best
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Mrbobster]
#14648252 - 06/21/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was eighteen. She was at least three times wider than my cock
I was more interested in the episode of Golden Girls that was on in the background. Started dating dudes after that.
Then I found a tight pussy and was all like
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Mrbobster]
#14648266 - 06/21/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was 17, and this girl and I that I worked with had been flirting for months until we finally started hanging out outside of work.
She was like 15 at the time, and was pretty damn hot(C-cup, tight body, short, nice ass )
Anyways, we do it in my bed after making out for awhile slowly progressing to the inevitable.
The window of my room faced west out over a lake/forest, and my bed was right under the window. The sun was setting as she rode on top of me for what seemed like forever.
Still talk to her too, and we hook up a few times a year still just for fun. Cool chick. Awesome way to have sex for the first time imo, glad it wasn't some drunken night that I don't really remember.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Solemente]
#14648369 - 06/21/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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That is a pretty awesome virginity story.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: LSDXM]
#14649074 - 06/21/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Krash Kharma said:
She was at least three times wider than my cock
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Re: Your First Time [Re: shLong]
#14649401 - 06/21/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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My first time, I deliberately went out and fucked a complete stranger (a soldier in the Israeli army), as my big "FUCK YOU!!!" to the idea of purity. I pretty much fucked the first guy that wanted to have sex with me, just for the bragging rights. 
In my defense, I was the biggest loner in high school. I was a total nerd and a druggie, and I had a lot of anger issues at the time so I was constantly getting into a lot of fights--with boys and girls, with anybody who was willing to throw down really. And since everybody thought I was crazy and mentally unstable, there was no way I could have ever gotten laid (or even a date) to save my life, unless it was from some one-night stand who didn't know how undesirable I really was. So when I met this hot, buff guy (who I considered to be WAY out of my league at the time) who wanted to jump my bones, of COURSE I had to seize the opportunity!
And DAMN, did it make me feel like a woman! Losing my virginity to a guy that most girls my age only DREAM about! Losing my virginity in that way, to such a masculine stud was a way for me to prove to everybody that I had sex appeal.
Underneath it all, my experiences with people had made me so cynical of relationships, that I adamantly decided I did NOT want my first time to be something special and memorable. In high school, I was the type of emotionally-detached pessimistic bastard that analyzed everything a little too rationally. All I kept thinking was, that even if I "saved" my virginity for somebody special, chances are I would probably barely remember it or give a crap years later down the road. The whole idea of "saving your virginity" for your one true love made me want to vomit.
I guess I did it, because I did not want to romanticize it. I did not want to make up some fairy tale lie and turn my first time experience into something it was actually not.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Crystal G]
#14649529 - 06/21/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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There is no way my 1st time would've been different/better with someone I cared about...Im glad I got it out of the way, all 16 seconds of it 
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Re: Your First Time [Re: shLong]
#14649536 - 06/21/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Your First Time [Re: shLong]
#14650160 - 06/21/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said:
Quote:
Krash Kharma said:
She was at least three times wider than my cock

She was a total whore with a super wide vag
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Re: Your First Time [Re: LSDXM]
#14650196 - 06/21/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ahh, that makes sense. I was thinking body, not vag.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Crystal G]
#14651003 - 06/21/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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My 17th birthday. This girl I dated my freshman year comes over, she's got a bottle of liqour as my birthday present. She pours me a jack and coke and then tells me "You're getting a birthday blowjob, I hope you know that."
This was not really an attractive woman. Sorta chunky in all the wrong places, a complete bitch-face, and a whiney entitled attitude that really turned me off.
Thank you whiskey for working your magic. Suddenly, I DID want a birthday blowjob from the ugly broad. We go into this room, fool around on the bed awhile, she blows me for like, 45 minutes. Nothing happens. It wasn't a BAD blowjob either, just nerves I guess. So she goes to giving me a handy for like 20 minutes.
Finally, she's like "nothing is happening, but I don't want you to get cramps." So I say "I have protection."
She bends over. "Well, what are you waiting for?"
I nailed her for probably another 15-20 minutes (felt like an eternity) and come in the condom. We spoon, fall asleep, and that was damn near the last time I saw her.
Come to find out, this other guy I'd known since we were both like 11 had lost his virginity to her too. I didn't find that out until years later. Apparently, she had a thing about yanking v-cards.
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Crystal G said: My first time, I deliberately went out and fucked a complete stranger (a soldier in the Israeli army), as my big "FUCK YOU!!!" to the idea of purity. I pretty much fucked the first guy that wanted to have sex with me, just for the bragging rights. 
Is it bad that reading this sorta gave me a boner?
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