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Re: Your First Time [Re: Joolz]
#14603772 - 06/13/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Halloween... Got off of work. Picked up my GF. Drank goose nd 100 proof smirnoff. It was gooood.. we both passed out, she woke up and puked all over my bed... Never will forget it.
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I was 12 i think she was 13... Super Bowl Sunday... we had been dating and fooling around for a moth or so... one time on a school trip i fingered her on the back of the bus... but anyway super bowl sunday my parents were at a party... I told her to come over and she did... we had the house all to ourselves and I got it in for like a whole 3 min before I came...
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I was 15 and was seeing this foreign Spanish girl who was 17 that would travel to my house in England time to time.
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Met this girl in the middle east, my first time ever drinking at this outdoor bar place everyome goes to, we start talking about music and me and this girl both like Elliott Smith, bam instant connection. Next time we meet, we make out a bit. A few days down the road before i leave the country i go in her car we drive to her house, also smoke some hash, get down to her basement she takes my shirt off brings me to her bed, puts a condom on me and :sex:
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Quote:
Gastronomicus said: I was 19, freshman in college and it was during the last two weeks of school. I was transferring back to Colorado so I decided to throw an epic BeerBQ going away party. Turned out great, to this day one of the best parties I have ever thrown. Anyway, this girl who I had a giant crush on all year came, she was one of our crew so we had hung out a lot and in retrospect it was pretty obvious that we both liked each other quite a bit. Around midnight everyone went from my party to another one because our keg was dry and theirs was not, and as the night progressed I got up the courage to ask the girl back to my place. Bada bing bada boom, we had sex on the air mattress I was sleeping on at the time. It wasn't great but she's a very pretty girl so I was very stoked on it.
On a side note, I've gotten laid at every party I've ever hosted. I really need to host more parties...
me too. summer 2009 when i still lived in my own place back home. I got laid by 8 different girls all at the parties i threw.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: dshow]
#14648221 - 06/21/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Man i lost my verginity to a fuckin skank and i fell all in love with her for about a week, but man i could remeber i was 18 and that ppussy just felt soo good even tho it was nasty..! not too bad tho.. shit i remeber i could have goten a boner 30 sec after i would cum..! that only lasted a week tho..! after that my cousin punched me to reality and i had the courage to leave that bitch.>!! now i am happily Married and the orgasms just get better and better.....!!
nothing compares to the first time tho..! almost like nothing compares to the first High..! my first xanax, my first Hash cig, my first blunt, my first Purple Sprite..!!! exept for Acid my third time was the best
-------------------- ---------No me quite la rason. Si te doy el motivo !!!------------- DILE A TU MARIDO QUE ME SUELTE
YO NO ME DEJO MARICONASO, VEN ACA CUAL E MIEDO?
PLOMO PLOMO, PLO PLO, PLOMO PLOMO, 5 estrella de que?? PLOMO PLOMO te voy a dar ati Palomo..!!!
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Mrbobster]
#14648252 - 06/21/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was eighteen. She was at least three times wider than my cock
I was more interested in the episode of Golden Girls that was on in the background. Started dating dudes after that.
Then I found a tight pussy and was all like
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Mrbobster]
#14648266 - 06/21/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was 17, and this girl and I that I worked with had been flirting for months until we finally started hanging out outside of work.
She was like 15 at the time, and was pretty damn hot(C-cup, tight body, short, nice ass )
Anyways, we do it in my bed after making out for awhile slowly progressing to the inevitable.
The window of my room faced west out over a lake/forest, and my bed was right under the window. The sun was setting as she rode on top of me for what seemed like forever.
Still talk to her too, and we hook up a few times a year still just for fun. Cool chick. Awesome way to have sex for the first time imo, glad it wasn't some drunken night that I don't really remember.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Solemente]
#14648369 - 06/21/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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That is a pretty awesome virginity story.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: LSDXM]
#14649074 - 06/21/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Krash Kharma said:
She was at least three times wider than my cock
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Re: Your First Time [Re: shLong]
#14649401 - 06/21/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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My first time, I deliberately went out and fucked a complete stranger (a soldier in the Israeli army), as my big "FUCK YOU!!!" to the idea of purity. I pretty much fucked the first guy that wanted to have sex with me, just for the bragging rights. 
In my defense, I was the biggest loner in high school. I was a total nerd and a druggie, and I had a lot of anger issues at the time so I was constantly getting into a lot of fights--with boys and girls, with anybody who was willing to throw down really. And since everybody thought I was crazy and mentally unstable, there was no way I could have ever gotten laid (or even a date) to save my life, unless it was from some one-night stand who didn't know how undesirable I really was. So when I met this hot, buff guy (who I considered to be WAY out of my league at the time) who wanted to jump my bones, of COURSE I had to seize the opportunity!
And DAMN, did it make me feel like a woman! Losing my virginity to a guy that most girls my age only DREAM about! Losing my virginity in that way, to such a masculine stud was a way for me to prove to everybody that I had sex appeal.
Underneath it all, my experiences with people had made me so cynical of relationships, that I adamantly decided I did NOT want my first time to be something special and memorable. In high school, I was the type of emotionally-detached pessimistic bastard that analyzed everything a little too rationally. All I kept thinking was, that even if I "saved" my virginity for somebody special, chances are I would probably barely remember it or give a crap years later down the road. The whole idea of "saving your virginity" for your one true love made me want to vomit.
I guess I did it, because I did not want to romanticize it. I did not want to make up some fairy tale lie and turn my first time experience into something it was actually not.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Crystal G]
#14649529 - 06/21/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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There is no way my 1st time would've been different/better with someone I cared about...Im glad I got it out of the way, all 16 seconds of it 
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Re: Your First Time [Re: shLong]
#14649536 - 06/21/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said: There is no way my 1st time would've been different/better with someone I cared about...Im glad I got it out of the way, all 16 seconds of it 

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Re: Your First Time [Re: shLong]
#14650160 - 06/21/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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shLong said:
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Krash Kharma said:
She was at least three times wider than my cock

She was a total whore with a super wide vag
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Re: Your First Time [Re: LSDXM]
#14650196 - 06/21/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ahh, that makes sense. I was thinking body, not vag.
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Re: Your First Time [Re: Crystal G]
#14651003 - 06/21/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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My 17th birthday. This girl I dated my freshman year comes over, she's got a bottle of liqour as my birthday present. She pours me a jack and coke and then tells me "You're getting a birthday blowjob, I hope you know that."
This was not really an attractive woman. Sorta chunky in all the wrong places, a complete bitch-face, and a whiney entitled attitude that really turned me off.
Thank you whiskey for working your magic. Suddenly, I DID want a birthday blowjob from the ugly broad. We go into this room, fool around on the bed awhile, she blows me for like, 45 minutes. Nothing happens. It wasn't a BAD blowjob either, just nerves I guess. So she goes to giving me a handy for like 20 minutes.
Finally, she's like "nothing is happening, but I don't want you to get cramps." So I say "I have protection."
She bends over. "Well, what are you waiting for?"
I nailed her for probably another 15-20 minutes (felt like an eternity) and come in the condom. We spoon, fall asleep, and that was damn near the last time I saw her.
Come to find out, this other guy I'd known since we were both like 11 had lost his virginity to her too. I didn't find that out until years later. Apparently, she had a thing about yanking v-cards.
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Crystal G said: My first time, I deliberately went out and fucked a complete stranger (a soldier in the Israeli army), as my big "FUCK YOU!!!" to the idea of purity. I pretty much fucked the first guy that wanted to have sex with me, just for the bragging rights. 
Is it bad that reading this sorta gave me a boner?
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