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OfflineShiVersblood
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    #14570949 - 06/06/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

If you were hella dehydrated out in the desert sand, and were dying from lack of water, and then u saw a coyote and quickly shot and killed it with a bow and arrow, would you be able to drink the coyote blood thus making urself not die from dehydration? Would the blood work like water to save you?


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14570955 - 06/06/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Cacti have water inside them.

I don't think blood is the same as water. Even animal blood.


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14570957 - 06/06/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck yea, I would so shoot a wolf with a bow and arrow, after dessert though


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14570966 - 06/06/11 07:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I doubt it, the blood will have high salt content. You're better off squeezing the fluid from it's eyes and maybe drinking it's piss.

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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570979 - 06/06/11 07:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
Cacti have water inside them.




that could be a great way to die


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14571041 - 06/06/11 07:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

it would be a vary bad idea
drinking blood can make you very sick


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: Micawber]
    #14571057 - 06/06/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Plasma is made of mostly water, but blood won't digest in your body


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14571081 - 06/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Cacti have water inside them.




that could be a great way to die




Very true, some have fluid in them but it will only dehydrate you more. Especially if it makes you vomit out of both ends.

I would not drink any fluid from an animal. Cook that shit. Eat everything. There is a moisture content in food.

Best rule is never be caught in the desert without more water than you thought you could ever need.


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: 4runner]
    #14571095 - 06/06/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

What you need is a "death still" like they use on Arrakis. Then you could extract the pure water from any dead animals, humans included of course. A stillsuit wouldn't hurt either, though once you are dehydrated it wouldn't do much to help except preserving what water is left in your body.

Water is life


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: antiPock]
    #14571115 - 06/06/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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What you need is a "death still"




So kind like this


add some heat.


Then be all


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: 4runner]
    #14571174 - 06/06/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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ifoundwaldo said:
Cacti have water inside them.




that could be a great way to die




Very true, some have fluid in them but it will only dehydrate you more. Especially if it makes you vomit out of both ends.

I would not drink any fluid from an animal. Cook that shit. Eat everything. There is a moisture content in food.

Best rule is never be caught in the desert without more water than you thought you could ever need.




I was suggesting that you could cut the cactus open and drink the water from it.
Not eat the friggin cactus.


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14571187 - 06/06/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I know.

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Surviving on water from a cactus is generally a very bad idea. First of all, the amount of water you are likely to obtain from a cactus is minimal - its inside is tough and fibrous. Indeed, it is possible to obtain some moisture from the inside of a cactus but it is not pure water. Often cactus water is slimy and highly acidic. The survival fact is that drinking cactus juice like this may only lead to further dehydration.
http://www.survivaltopics.com/survival/survival-myths/





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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: 4runner]
    #14571199 - 06/06/11 07:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
I know.

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Surviving on water from a cactus is generally a very bad idea. First of all, the amount of water you are likely to obtain from a cactus is minimal - its inside is tough and fibrous. Indeed, it is possible to obtain some moisture from the inside of a cactus but it is not pure water. Often cactus water is slimy and highly acidic. The survival fact is that drinking cactus juice like this may only lead to further dehydration.
http://www.survivaltopics.com/survival/survival-myths/








Good to know!

Beats the hell out of coyote blood though.


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14571896 - 06/06/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I remember reading someplace in some survival book long ago that drinking blood with just make you more thirsty.  Your body trying to digest all of the protein in the blood will just end up using more water then the water you can actually get from the blood itself. 

This information might be outdated.  Anyone know if this is true?


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: HairyTaco]
    #14571916 - 06/06/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds plausible.


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: 4runner]
    #14572110 - 06/06/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ever tasted blood? It's almost as salty as seawater. And seawater I know for a fact you cannot drink, because of the salt. I would suspect blood is the same.


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: laserpig]
    #14572171 - 06/06/11 11:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I just found this, not an expert source

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* In extreme situations, a dehydrated person can survive by drinking blood. "It's not terribly bad because blood is a high source of protein, so you get energy and fluid from the blood," says Wayne Askew. But it's not optimal because even though blood is 82 percent water, your body still has to use water to digest the proteins in the animal's blood. And animals can carry deadly diseases. So drinking blood should only be a last resort.

http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Could+you+survive+a+desert+island%3F-a0111979685




To stoned to really search so...

I wonder. Makes sence though that blood would use more than it would give fluid wise. Sounds like a good source of energy. Just worry about diseases. Maybe you could boil it first. :shrug:


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: 4runner]
    #14572188 - 06/06/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I mean people drink cows blood so I don't see why you couldn't. I am going to assume that the blood is sterile and full of nutrients and vitamins. With knowing this I am unable to tell you of any adverse effects on the human body.


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: Weltall]
    #14572236 - 06/06/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

There are African tribes that drink cows blood. I ran into that on my search but I knew that from before. It did say they supplemented it with milk.

I guess I would be less worried drinking blood from an animal in a good habitat. I would not drink the blood from the deer around here and I would not even eat the deer around Jacksonville, Oregon. Better the habitat better the blood. Maybe a harsh environment promotes mostly healthy animals where diseases are less of a problem. Makes sense to me. Not to mention a from genetic and birth to death exposure to it. Dammit maybe that is something else. :shrug:


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: 4runner]
    #14572259 - 06/06/11 11:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

No blood around?
Better drink my own piss.


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: 4runner]
    #14572483 - 06/07/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
There are African tribes that drink cows blood. I ran into that on my search but I knew that from before. It did say they supplemented it with milk.

I guess I would be less worried drinking blood from an animal in a good habitat. I would not drink the blood from the deer around here and I would not even eat the deer around Jacksonville, Oregon. Better the habitat better the blood. Maybe a harsh environment promotes mostly healthy animals where diseases are less of a problem. Makes sense to me. Not to mention a from genetic and birth to death exposure to it. Dammit maybe that is something else. :shrug:



I seem something on this but they also did one with out milk they shot the cow in the throat with a smaller tipped arrow and let it pour out then they stirred it to keep from clotting some would usually would getting some clotting on a stick and eat it straight off shit was crazy man


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: Weltall]
    #14572521 - 06/07/11 01:05 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ever see the episode of Man Vs. Wild where Bear Grylls walks up to a reindeer that is tied up and slits its throat drinking the warm gushing blood directly from the neck wound?

I am guessing you can drink it for its nutrients but probably would not help very much at all for dehydration.


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: McMushrooms420]
    #14572539 - 06/07/11 01:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:shock:



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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: antiPock]
    #14572565 - 06/07/11 01:33 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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What you need is a "death still" like they use on Arrakis. Then you could extract the pure water from any dead animals, humans included of course. A stillsuit wouldn't hurt either, though once you are dehydrated it wouldn't do much to help except preserving what water is left in your body.

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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14572742 - 06/07/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

there are some roots that you can pull up and suck water from in the desert.


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: McMushrooms420]
    #14573674 - 06/07/11 10:21 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Ever see the episode of Man Vs. Wild where Bear Grylls walks up to a reindeer that is tied up and slits its throat drinking the warm gushing blood directly from the neck wound?

I am guessing you can drink it for its nutrients but probably would not help very much at all for dehydration.




Bear Grylls is a piece of shit and an insult to real survival experts like Ray Mears and Les Stroud.

It pisses me off that he kills a reindeer in the name of "survival" and then spends the night in a 5-star hotel. He should stick to drinking piss and making a fool of himself.


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Re: If you were hella dehydrate.... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14573842 - 06/07/11 11:03 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

McMushrooms420 said:
Ever see the episode of Man Vs. Wild where Bear Grylls walks up to a reindeer that is tied up and slits its throat drinking the warm gushing blood directly from the neck wound?

I am guessing you can drink it for its nutrients but probably would not help very much at all for dehydration.




Bear Grylls is a piece of shit and an insult to real survival experts like Ray Mears and Les Stroud.

It pisses me off that he kills a reindeer in the name of "survival" and then spends the night in a 5-star hotel. He should stick to drinking piss and making a fool of himself.



les stroud is a pussy who acts like he's afraid to kill an animal to survive. fuckin snoozefest that guy.


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