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Konyap

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Re: The stay at home son. [Re: Brugman]
#14572371 - 06/07/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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i live with people i though were assholes since like i dunno life then they move back in and trash the place, they never clean up, they're always sick, loud obnoxious, they never have anything funny to say its just inbred bullshit one out of the other dont tell me whites move out early cuz they fucking dont they re fucking trash, they look pathetic so they act like they have you in a hostage situation and i wish people died at a younger age because i would be happier and it wouldnt make a god damn difference:therapy:
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Re: The stay at home son. [Re: Konyap]
#14572377 - 06/07/11 12:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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aiyobro said: i live with people i though were assholes since like i dunno life then they move back in and trash the place, they never clean up, they're always sick, loud obnoxious, they never have anything funny to say its just inbred bullshit one out of the other dont tell me whites move out early cuz they fucking dont they re fucking trash, they look pathetic so they act like they have you in a hostage situation and i wish people died at a younger age because i would be happier and it wouldnt make a god damn difference:therapy:
LOL
suicide watch, you sounding emo breh
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seriously, someone go take this kids shoelaces.
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Re: The stay at home son. [Re: Konyap]
#14572399 - 06/07/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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PreparationH said:
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aiyobro said: i live with people i though were assholes since like i dunno life then they move back in and trash the place, they never clean up, they're always sick, loud obnoxious, they never have anything funny to say its just inbred bullshit one out of the other dont tell me whites move out early cuz they fucking dont they re fucking trash, they look pathetic so they act like they have you in a hostage situation and i wish people died at a younger age because i would be happier and it wouldnt make a god damn difference:therapy:
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suicide watch, you sounding emo breh
do you actually say breh in real life?
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Chyea breh, me and the bros all say breh brah.
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im goin to go look at myself in the mirror and jack off!
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Konyap

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Re: The stay at home son. [Re: Konyap]
#14572594 - 06/07/11 01:47 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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seriously reasons to move out your house
one you fucking stink at that age, nobody wants to be around your odor if this was medevil times we would paint you yellow so people new you were the smelly guy
two by this time you probably have the IQ of a drunk high chainsmoker and your not even goin to get laid at your moms house or have a chance to with out looking like a fat slob and your girl looking like a complete hoochie momma
three any off comment or forced laugh almost inexplicitly comes after a minority every single time because you never opened your mouth in public because your breathe fucking stinks
four you make off handed statements that are totally vague and border on borderline sexuality coming from someone whos been coked out all night(1)
five by this age your so fucking complex and a higher thinking you over react to any vibration that sets off your alarm and its nothing but loud ramblin for ten straight minutes its actually a pain to insult you because everyone hates you so much at this point we hope you continue on thinking we agree with you, shame on you for making stupid look like royal cunt.
six you resemble fowl when you talk, it's really that serious that I wonder if I invented thought or some shit because every time you open your mouth with that five o clock shadow you always have something so important to go on about while you smell up the place and drain all our parents of their money you deserve even though you should have been left on a doorstep you greedy peice of shit, your ugly, i hope you die.
(1) Fight Club
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Re: The stay at home son. [Re: Konyap]
#14572670 - 06/07/11 02:33 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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dewd in medieval times everyone smelled like shit, people didn't take baths for months at a time, perfume became popular then to cover up the shit smell
two I don't even know what the fuck you're ranting about
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Re: The stay at home son. [Re: Konyap] 1
#14572707 - 06/07/11 02:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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i read it twice and still
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lol
that rant reminds me of when jay and silent bob are at moobys and hes writing that letter to movie poop shoot.
if you read it in that voice it kind of makes sense
"all you fucks are gonna pay"
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I dont have a job yet, and im like the most responsible out of all my friends. hahaha, they slack way harder than I do. I had one of my buddys stay at my house for a MONTH straight to get off those blue pills.
it was fun for 2 months and he was clean but when it was time to go back to his life he hasnt came around for 2 weeks and then when I saw him hes slurring his words and looks like shit, so im pretty sure he got depressed and is abusing pills again.
whatever hes a fucking dumbass, i just pretend like I dont notice and "hes being slick about it".
hes the kind of person who is like "well I can do it now since im sober and be in charge and not let it go out of control".
so even if I did move out theres not many options for me to move in with some one, accually its about zero. so I would need to get my own place, then see whats up.
Everyone around here likes to talk about big plans and then there too stoned to get off the couch to even begin the plan.
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Re: The stay at home son. [Re: Shroomism]
#14574596 - 06/07/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: dewd in medieval times everyone smelled like shit, people didn't take baths for months at a time, perfume became popular then to cover up the shit smell
two I don't even know what the fuck you're ranting about
Man could you imagine smelling like shit being the norm?
Jail is probably the worst place I could think of as far as odors are concerned and most of those motherfuckers wash at LEAST once or twice a week.
Could you IMAGINE the odor of a gathering of hundreds of people who hadn't bathed in MONTHs (if I remember correctly Christians usually bathed about once a year or so, excluding journeyers/explorers/rangers etc.)
Contrast this with the Semitic peoples who have bathed regularly since the inception of their religions.
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Re: The stay at home son. [Re: Humility]
#14574720 - 06/07/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Konyap

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Re: The stay at home son. [Re: Muufokfok]
#14575097 - 06/07/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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the smell is honestly probably based on what you eat
i imagine salty food and greasy food to be pretty bad also a mass of peasants that eat nothing but potatoes probably smells like old diarrhea
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