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OfflineSolomon Ash
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My girlfriend likes to finger my ass * 2
    #14569682 - 06/06/11 02:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

She says it gets her super wet and she has been bugging me to let her do it forever so I finally did, she puts her finger up there while she is giving me head, all in all I would have to say I like it.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14569694 - 06/06/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14569704 - 06/06/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:feelsgoodman:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash] * 2
    #14569706 - 06/06/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:datass:

Tell her to milk that prostate... the dirty whore.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #14569723 - 06/06/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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all in all I would have to say I like it.




Same here. Not my gf now but a few years ago I had a girl that liked sticking a finger in my asshole when she gave me head. She wasn't super turned on by it but she did it anyway on occasion.

At first I was like :eek::blush:

but after a while it was more like :cool::heart:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14569731 - 06/06/11 02:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Solomon Ash said:
She says it gets her super wet and she has been bugging me to let her do it forever so I finally did, she puts her finger up there while she is giving me head, all in all I would have to say I like it.



Yep.  My GF suggested it once, and hinted a few times after -- i finally gave in.

Turns out, prostate stimulation FTW.

:thumbup: (literally) hahahahahaha.  enjoi


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14569765 - 06/06/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

good for you! :nyan:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14569766 - 06/06/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I need to get me a girl who will do that.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14569770 - 06/06/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Solomon Ash said:
She says it gets her super wet and she has been bugging me to let her do it forever so I finally did, she puts her finger up there while she is giving me head, all in all I would have to say I like it.



:awejeez:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #14569783 - 06/06/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:homo:
:naughty:


Edited by Beanhead (06/06/11 02:54 PM)


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Beanhead]
    #14569910 - 06/06/11 03:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i discoverd that it felt good when i was like 14 maybe. It felt good, and i didn't see any wrong with it. But some people think it's gay :shrug:
It's pleasurable, but have only found one girl who would do it, girls like that are hard to come by!


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #14569968 - 06/06/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I need to get me big black cock who will do that.




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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Legend]
    #14569973 - 06/06/11 03:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:feelsgoodman:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Pancho The Dog]
    #14569991 - 06/06/11 03:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I've had the finger-in-the-ass convo casually amongst friends a few times and in each occasion nobody else in the group played as though they were open to the idea at all.  Completely homophobic -- as though being open to the idea of it being pleasurable would cause them to be labeled an insta-fag, and be socially shunned forever accordingly.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Pancho The Dog]
    #14569999 - 06/06/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:homo: just kidding man, before you know it she will  have you bent over the bath elbow deep in your arse, good thing is tho she will be wet as fuck


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: memes]
    #14570001 - 06/06/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

cuz yo bitches be whilen you tell em they put a finger up there and sooner or later you get drunk and they be messing around with your cellphone and shit


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Pancho The Dog] * 1
    #14570005 - 06/06/11 03:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You should shit all over her face next time.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14570016 - 06/06/11 03:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
You should shit all over her face next time.



:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14570025 - 06/06/11 03:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
You should shit all over her face next time.



:ifyoucanawe:





did that spoil your wank?


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: GGTBod]
    #14570030 - 06/06/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

GGTBod said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
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mongo lloyd said:
You should shit all over her face next time.



:ifyoucanawe:



did that spoil your wank?



Nope
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: GGTBod]
    #14570033 - 06/06/11 03:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:ifyoucanawe: is actually my O-face.




























































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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14570050 - 06/06/11 03:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
Quote:

GGTBod said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
You should shit all over her face next time.



:ifyoucanawe:



did that spoil your wank?



Nope
:whatwhat:





Helped you past the finish post?


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: GGTBod]
    #14570086 - 06/06/11 03:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Everyone thinks it's gay until it happens to them.

:feelsgoodman:

It's only gay if you're taking dicks in your ass. (Or I guess if it's a dude fingering you. That would be pretty gay.)


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: GGTBod]
    #14570092 - 06/06/11 03:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

GGTBod said:
Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
Quote:

GGTBod said:
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Mad_Larkin said:
:ifyoucanawe:



did that spoil your wank?



Nope
:whatwhat:



Helped you past the finish post?



Yep
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: GGTBod]
    #14570096 - 06/06/11 03:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Is she open to anal as well???/ :shocked:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: F0SS1L] * 2
    #14570134 - 06/06/11 04:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

F0SS1L said:
Everyone thinks it's gay until it happens to them.

:feelsgoodman:

It's only gay if you're taking dicks in your ass. (Or I guess if it's a dude fingering you. That would be pretty gay.)




What about a girl sticking her arm up there?
Or a girl with a strapon?

SLIPPERY SLOPES, MAN. WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE!!?


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570223 - 06/06/11 04:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

F0SS1L said:
Everyone thinks it's gay until it happens to them.

:feelsgoodman:

It's only gay if you're taking dicks in your ass. (Or I guess if it's a dude fingering you. That would be pretty gay.)




What about a girl sticking her arm up there?
Or a girl with a strapon?

SLIPPERY SLOPES, MAN. WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE!!?





:lolsy:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14570255 - 06/06/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

tymoteusz3 said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

F0SS1L said:
Everyone thinks it's gay until it happens to them.

:feelsgoodman:

It's only gay if you're taking dicks in your ass. (Or I guess if it's a dude fingering you. That would be pretty gay.)




What about a girl sticking her arm up there?
Or a girl with a strapon?

SLIPPERY SLOPES, MAN. WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE!!?





:lolsy:




You will have plenty of time to draw the line if your leave a pen and paper under the pillow that she is stuffing your face into


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: GGTBod]
    #14570283 - 06/06/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:whacker:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14570287 - 06/06/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Solomon Ash said:
She says it gets her super wet and she has been bugging me to let her do it forever so I finally did, she puts her finger up there while she is giving me head, all in all I would have to say I like it.




Pics or it didn't happen.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14570605 - 06/06/11 05:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

There's nothing gay about the fact that the anus is littered with pleasure receptors.

Putting things up your butt :feelsgoodman: until it inevitably begins to :feelsbadman:. That's when you stop, unless you're on meth, in which case it just :feelsgoodman: even more. :methisgood:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570616 - 06/06/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

F0SS1L said:
Everyone thinks it's gay until it happens to them.

:feelsgoodman:

It's only gay if you're taking dicks in your ass. (Or I guess if it's a dude fingering you. That would be pretty gay.)




What about a girl sticking her arm up there?
Or a girl with a strapon?

SLIPPERY SLOPES, MAN. WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE!!?




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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #14570621 - 06/06/11 05:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Usually I'd defend any meth-fueled sexual escapades. But you're on your own here.

:tweaker: Anybody got a cucumber? It's for my boyfriend.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570751 - 06/06/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

thats pretty gay. assholes suck. wtf is this hype about, (obviously i dont know)


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: wocka]
    #14570802 - 06/06/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe you should have an explore back there and see what everyone is talking about


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14570804 - 06/06/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

F0SS1L said:
Everyone thinks it's gay until it happens to them.

:feelsgoodman:

It's only gay if you're taking dicks in your ass. (Or I guess if it's a dude fingering you. That would be pretty gay.)




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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: wocka]
    #14570809 - 06/06/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

wocka said:
thats pretty gay. assholes suck. wtf is this hype about, (obviously i dont know)




assholes shouldn't suck, bro. i think you have more experience than you let on. :sherlock:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570813 - 06/06/11 06:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I have had one girlfriend who was willing to do this for me :aweoverdose:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: GGTBod]
    #14570814 - 06/06/11 06:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

more power to ya if you enjoy it, but that sounds pretty fucked dude...

last summer i was seein this girl who really liked it when i fingered her g-spot. one time she was really wet and i slipped a finger up there. she freaked. but whatever...


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570816 - 06/06/11 06:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

wocka said:
thats pretty gay. assholes suck. wtf is this hype about, (obviously i dont know)




assholes shouldn't suck, bro. i think you have more experience than you let on. :sherlock:




If you can suck with your anus then you're an Anal Masterbater :datass:.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570819 - 06/06/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

F0SS1L said:
Everyone thinks it's gay until it happens to them.

:feelsgoodman:

It's only gay if you're taking dicks in your ass. (Or I guess if it's a dude fingering you. That would be pretty gay.)




What about a girl sticking her arm up there?
Or a girl with a strapon?

SLIPPERY SLOPES, MAN. WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE!!?



since none of those activities involve sex between men, none are homosexual


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: morrowasted]
    #14570833 - 06/06/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

morrowasted said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

F0SS1L said:
Everyone thinks it's gay until it happens to them.

:feelsgoodman:

It's only gay if you're taking dicks in your ass. (Or I guess if it's a dude fingering you. That would be pretty gay.)




What about a girl sticking her arm up there?
Or a girl with a strapon?

SLIPPERY SLOPES, MAN. WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE!!?



since none of those activities involve sex between men, none are homosexual




but you're imitating sex with a man using a strapon on a woman.

what about sticking your own dick in your ass? is that homo or masturbation or both?


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570848 - 06/06/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i'd probably do it


i cant really talk though, i am mildly bisexual. 

i just dont see anything gay about doing kinky shit with another woman. it feels good. you are just missing out on an opportunity in life to do something that feels awesome, based on some BS bias you have against "homosexuality"


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570849 - 06/06/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

morrowasted said:
since none of those activities involve sex between men, none are homosexual




but you're imitating sex with a man using a strapon on a woman.

what about sticking your own dick in your ass? is that homo or masturbation or both?




You could also say that when you're fucking a woman in either orifice you're imitating sex with a man, since sex with a man also involves penetration.

Where do you draw the line where you stop thinking about sex with men while you're having sex with a woman? :wtf:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14570853 - 06/06/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I don't like teh poo poo.:shrug:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: thoughts]
    #14570858 - 06/06/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14570859 - 06/06/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Tchan909 said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

morrowasted said:
since none of those activities involve sex between men, none are homosexual




but you're imitating sex with a man using a strapon on a woman.

what about sticking your own dick in your ass? is that homo or masturbation or both?




You could also say that when you're fucking a woman in either orifice you're imitating sex with a man, since sex with a man also involves penetration.

Where do you draw the line where you stop thinking about sex with men while you're having sex with a woman? :wtf:




Well. The vagina would be a pretty concrete division.

I'm really just tryin' to get this thread goin' places and doin' thangs though. :Trollface:

Prostate stimulation is :feelsgoodman: in my book.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: morrowasted]
    #14570897 - 06/06/11 06:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule



Ass is always gonna smell.
I don't like smelling shit, especially other people's shit.


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    #14570941 - 06/06/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
Quote:

morrowasted said:
there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule



Ass is always gonna smell.
I don't like smelling shit, especially other people's shit.





False. I shave my womans asshole and scrub the hell out of it. Then lick it the fuck out. :grin: Rub the clitoris at the same time and checkmate.


edit: Shop for: Toilet Paper :lol:


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    #14570945 - 06/06/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

morrowasted said:
there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule



Ass is always gonna smell.
I don't like smelling shit, especially other people's shit.





False. I shave my womans asshole and scrub the hell out of it. Then lick it the fuck out. :grin: Rub the clitoris at the same time and checkmate.




Damn. Who's the bitch in that relationship?


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morrowasted said:
there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule



Ass is always gonna smell.
I don't like smelling shit, especially other people's shit.





False. I shave my womans asshole and scrub the hell out of it. Then lick it the fuck out. :grin: Rub the clitoris at the same time and checkmate.




You just proved my point, be a man and leave it dirty.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: imagine]
    #14570972 - 06/06/11 07:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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False. I shave my womans asshole and scrub the hell out of it. Then lick it the fuck out. :grin: Rub the clitoris at the same time and checkmate.




I feel gross but this sounds really sexy :rofl:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14570980 - 06/06/11 07:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You lucky goose you.


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    #14571049 - 06/06/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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:popcorn:




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    #14571058 - 06/06/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Just make sure you don't poop on her finger.


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I can't imagine anyone that says "checkmate" when referring to an orgasm actually getting any action...


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I can't imagine anyone that says "checkmate" when referring to an orgasm actually getting any action...




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:rofl:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14571092 - 06/06/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

iwasaClown said:
Quote:

morrowasted said:
there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule



Ass is always gonna smell.
I don't like smelling shit, especially other people's shit.





False. I shave my womans asshole and scrub the hell out of it. Then lick it the fuck out. :grin: Rub the clitoris at the same time and checkmate.




Damn. Who's the bitch in that relationship?





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    #14571111 - 06/06/11 07:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

when you get poop on your finger shove it in your girls mouth.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: JT]
    #14571223 - 06/06/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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more power to ya if you enjoy it, but that sounds pretty fucked dude...




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    #14571390 - 06/06/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

fay-goes.


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:horly:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14571416 - 06/06/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

shes a closet lesbian brah if she enjoys givin you the shtink fingah


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14571425 - 06/06/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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What about a girl sticking her arm up there?
Or a girl with a strapon?

SLIPPERY SLOPES, MAN. WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE!!?




It better be one of those realistic strapons. I want full fake sleeve motion.

Oh and abut the arm... :kingcrankey:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: 4runner]
    #14571443 - 06/06/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

If it's a double ended strap on perhaps. :shrug:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14571466 - 06/06/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Haha, I've never had a finger up there, but my ex put an icecube up my butt once.  It was weird as fuck.  Worth experiencing once, but not more than that. :scaredturtle:


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    #14571475 - 06/06/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I dont think I would enjoy that at all.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14571490 - 06/06/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I didn't say I enjoyed it. :lol:

It wasn't as bad as you'd imagine though.  It's actually pretty interesting until it melts.  It's downhill from there. :scaredturtle:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: BothHands]
    #14571493 - 06/06/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha thats very interesting! ice cube!  I'd think a full sized ice cube would be a bit wide for my bum - but maybe a half-melted one?


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: memes]
    #14571509 - 06/06/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

It wasn't one of those round ones with the hole in the middle.  It was one of those tapered arc shaped ones.  Less than an inch wide, but about 2 inches long.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: BothHands]
    #14571516 - 06/06/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

my ice trays must be big.  my cubes are easily like 1" maybe a lil wider.


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    #14571540 - 06/06/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

The small arc shaped ones usually come from automatic ice machines built into the refrigerator.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14571594 - 06/06/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ask her to lick your asshole for a real treat.  :datass:



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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14571623 - 06/06/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



Welcome to the best sex you will ever have. Feels incredible for the girl too, apparently.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/double-ended-dildos/feeldoe-violet


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14571644 - 06/06/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

my girl and I bought some toys one day.  i picked one out for her she picked one out for me.  the one she pciked out is like that ^ except its kinked in a zigzag way and it isnt shaped like a dick at the end (Hah!)


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14571714 - 06/06/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Azure Essence said:


Welcome to the best sex you will ever have. Feels incredible for the girl too, apparently.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/double-ended-dildos/feeldoe-violet




Someone actually recommended this to me a while ago.  I think it's made for gay women, but I guess it can be used so she can fuck you.

I guess it could be empowering for a straight woman to do some fucking, rather than being fucked every time.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14571725 - 06/06/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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it's a $107 dildo :crankynoweed:




Cheaper version:



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Azure Essence said:


Welcome to the best sex you will ever have. Feels incredible for the girl too, apparently.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/double-ended-dildos/feeldoe-violet




Someone actually recommended this to me a while ago.  I think it's made for gay women, but I guess it can be used so she can fuck you.

I guess it could be empowering to do some fucking, rather than being fucked every time.




I would really like to try this, but as of now I'm too shy to ask anyone I know :lol:


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    #14571735 - 06/06/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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BothHands said:
It wasn't one of those round ones with the hole in the middle.  It was one of those tapered arc shaped ones.  Less than an inch wide, but about 2 inches long.





no need to be modest girl I bet you can lay out some super dumps


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    #14571743 - 06/06/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Ever try jerking off onto her tits while she's playing with your asshole?

:feelshighman:



i never jerk off if my gf is in the vicinity.  unless both her hands AND mouth are occupied


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: memes]
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Quote:

dr_gonz said:
Ever try jerking off onto her tits while she's playing with your asshole?

:feelshighman:



i never jerk off if my gf is in the vicinity.  unless both her hands AND mouth are occupied





how did you get into group sex?


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Quote:

BothHands said:
It wasn't one of those round ones with the hole in the middle.  It was one of those tapered arc shaped ones.  Less than an inch wide, but about 2 inches long.





no need to be modest girl I bet you can lay out some super dumps




:ifyoucanawe:

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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Cherk]
    #14571897 - 06/06/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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how did you get into group sex?



wait, did i imply something I didnt mean to?


we dont have group sex.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: memes]
    #14571917 - 06/06/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

No, he's just doing what he does. :lol:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14571972 - 06/06/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:chillin:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Cherk]
    #14572047 - 06/06/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

uh oh, cherokee is in a sex thread. this is his natural habitat. :lol:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14572090 - 06/06/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I hear ice in your urethra will stretch your dick and make it bigger. :whistling:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14572133 - 06/06/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Clown animal balloons work better. You can expand those, you just have to use a thermometer to push it back in there,  ice on the other hands just melts after the pain of shoving it in there.

You want to slowly stretch, not blow it out in one go.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14572141 - 06/06/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You better marry this woman! You should ask her if she would like to blow in your butthole:zomgwtf::duckhunt:


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    #14572143 - 06/06/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

My reading of this thread has resulted in all of the following thoughts/faces:
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:awedisgust:


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    #14572155 - 06/06/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

LOL

if you type "ice in urethra" in google this is the third result:
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:awedisgust:



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    #14572320 - 06/06/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I'd totally be down for a chick to do that cuz it does :feelsgoodman:, but... God damn hemorrhoids! No way in hell I'd let a girl do that any time soon, it would not be pleasurable.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Gumby]
    #14572340 - 06/06/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Gross. Tho, I think regular ass play prevents them in the future. Look into it.

I mean the comment I just posted, not a stretched out asshole


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    #14572351 - 06/06/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Hemorrhoids are a motherfucker man, been slowly making my life crappier for the last 2 months or so. Never had this problem for longer than 2 weeks in the past. Getting old sucks.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Gumby]
    #14572386 - 06/07/11 12:11 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Not every old tard gets hemorrhoids.

Is there anything that can help prevent them? Not grunting, eating enough fiber...?


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: 4runner] * 1
    #14572432 - 06/07/11 12:27 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I'm sure eating enough fiber helps, but I also bet that "flossing" the anus daily, such as with ice, can help keep it clean and clear of infections.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: 4runner]
    #14572452 - 06/07/11 12:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I've been doing the Atkins diet lately, which doesn't include much fiber. I'm sure the hemorrhoids are totally my fault for doing this stupid diet, but I have lost 16 lbs so maybe the butthurt is worth it. :awesome:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14572479 - 06/07/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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it's a $107 dildo :crankynoweed:




Cheaper version:





i actually :ilold:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14573363 - 06/07/11 08:58 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lolwut: this is clearly a big no no! one ex many years ago decided it would be a good idea to try this shit on me haha she didnt get very far! weather or not it feels good or bad its a massive NEGATIVE:tongue:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: lord of the gnomes] * 1
    #14573373 - 06/07/11 09:04 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

if my gf tried this i would keep farting on her


because it realy opens the flood gates for you to fart all over the place if shes trying to finger bang you ay


slowly but surely she would stop trying to approach my shfinkter as she is bombarded with the innards of my anus


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14575085 - 06/07/11 03:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I forget how but I saw that original video; so glad I knew the context of it lol.

Man this is GREAT.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Humility]
    #14575169 - 06/07/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

that ass dildo could really be useful if you want to DSHSB and hit the twat

but id still rather have two dicks!


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Konyap]
    #14575176 - 06/07/11 03:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

no homo


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Konyap]
    #14575223 - 06/07/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:dancingbacon: bunch of pigs in here :feelsgoodman:


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    #14576117 - 06/07/11 07:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14576167 - 06/07/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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If she's on her back, and you are facing her stomach while cocked over her face with her tongue giving the ole stinkeye the  :awetongue: then you're left with no other choice but to jerk off because her hands cannot reach up to do it for you.




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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14576275 - 06/07/11 07:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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If it's a double ended strap on perhaps. :shrug:




 
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Bipolarbear]
    #14576277 - 06/07/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

6 page thread

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    #14576374 - 06/07/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14578191 - 06/08/11 03:37 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha love the "requiem for a dream" pics best movie ever!!!!! when it comes to women i do quite enjoy the finger up the bum, providing its in theres and not mine:biggrin:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14578459 - 06/08/11 06:52 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I can only handle that right before I blow my load otherwise it's a major distraction.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: lord of the gnomes]
    #14578511 - 06/08/11 07:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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hahaha love the "requiem for a dream" pics best movie ever!!!!! when it comes to women i do quite enjoy the finger up the bum, providing its in theres and not mine:biggrin:



let her put one in yours.  i bet you $5 taht you love it.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: memes]
    #14578864 - 06/08/11 09:34 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Will this pleasure feel the same if you finger your own ass? O_o


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Best In The World]
    #14580329 - 06/08/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i saw a video of it yesterday but i didnt watch it omg it came back to me


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Best In The World]
    #14580514 - 06/08/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Will this pleasure feel the same if you finger your own ass? O_o



not really the same.  the logistics of it make it more of a burden than a pleasure, i'm sure.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: memes]
    #14580606 - 06/08/11 04:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Will this pleasure feel the same if you finger your own ass? O_o



not really the same.  the logistics of it make it more of a burden than a pleasure, i'm sure.




:rofl:

Best post today.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Best In The World] * 2
    #14581055 - 06/08/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Will this pleasure feel the same if you finger your own ass? O_o




The Lonely Dreamer :rofl:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: memes]
    #14582912 - 06/09/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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let her put one in yours.  i bet you $5 taht you love it.



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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: lord of the gnomes]
    #14583031 - 06/09/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Gods help the woman that sticks a finger up my ass. :shitstorm:


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