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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Azure Essence]
#14571644 - 06/06/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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my girl and I bought some toys one day. i picked one out for her she picked one out for me. the one she pciked out is like that ^ except its kinked in a zigzag way and it isnt shaped like a dick at the end (Hah!)
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Azure Essence]
#14571714 - 06/06/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Azure Essence said:

Welcome to the best sex you will ever have. Feels incredible for the girl too, apparently.
http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/double-ended-dildos/feeldoe-violet
Someone actually recommended this to me a while ago. I think it's made for gay women, but I guess it can be used so she can fuck you.
I guess it could be empowering for a straight woman to do some fucking, rather than being fucked every time.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: dr_gonz]
#14571725 - 06/06/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: it's a $107 dildo 
Cheaper version:
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: BothHands]
#14571728 - 06/06/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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BothHands said:
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Azure Essence said:

Welcome to the best sex you will ever have. Feels incredible for the girl too, apparently.
http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/double-ended-dildos/feeldoe-violet
Someone actually recommended this to me a while ago. I think it's made for gay women, but I guess it can be used so she can fuck you.
I guess it could be empowering to do some fucking, rather than being fucked every time.
I would really like to try this, but as of now I'm too shy to ask anyone I know
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: BothHands] 1
#14571735 - 06/06/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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BothHands said: It wasn't one of those round ones with the hole in the middle. It was one of those tapered arc shaped ones. Less than an inch wide, but about 2 inches long.
no need to be modest girl I bet you can lay out some super dumps
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: dr_gonz]
#14571743 - 06/06/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: Ever try jerking off onto her tits while she's playing with your asshole?

i never jerk off if my gf is in the vicinity. unless both her hands AND mouth are occupied
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: memes]
#14571749 - 06/06/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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meams said:
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dr_gonz said: Ever try jerking off onto her tits while she's playing with your asshole?

i never jerk off if my gf is in the vicinity. unless both her hands AND mouth are occupied
how did you get into group sex?
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Cherk]
#14571752 - 06/06/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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cherokee said:
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BothHands said: It wasn't one of those round ones with the hole in the middle. It was one of those tapered arc shaped ones. Less than an inch wide, but about 2 inches long.
no need to be modest girl I bet you can lay out some super dumps

I'm not even sure what that means.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Cherk]
#14571897 - 06/06/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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cherokee said: how did you get into group sex?
wait, did i imply something I didnt mean to?
we dont have group sex.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: memes]
#14571917 - 06/06/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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No, he's just doing what he does.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
#14571972 - 06/06/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Cherk]
#14572047 - 06/06/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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uh oh, cherokee is in a sex thread. this is his natural habitat.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14572090 - 06/06/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hear ice in your urethra will stretch your dick and make it bigger.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14572133 - 06/06/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Clown animal balloons work better. You can expand those, you just have to use a thermometer to push it back in there, ice on the other hands just melts after the pain of shoving it in there.
You want to slowly stretch, not blow it out in one go.
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14572141 - 06/06/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You better marry this woman! You should ask her if she would like to blow in your butthole
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: 4runner] 1
#14572143 - 06/06/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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My reading of this thread has resulted in all of the following thoughts/faces:
   
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: 4runner]
#14572150 - 06/06/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14572155 - 06/06/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL
if you type "ice in urethra" in google this is the third result: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13378649
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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14572156 - 06/06/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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MisterMuscaria said:

that one too
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