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It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar
    #14569018 - 06/06/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

When was the last time you were at the verge of falling for something? Did your inner Admiral Ackbar alert you?





Did you listen?

Thell us about the last time it really was a trap, whether your intuition warned you and whether you disregarded it or heeded the warning.


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: Asante]
    #14569042 - 06/06/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Last time was early this may...

I had been binging on a cocaine like drug for 3 days straight. I was delusional and hallucinating. I contemplated taking another snort or quitting, when beside me on the couch a little star appeared and started talking to me.

"If I were you I would boost some more. This is mad interesting!"

Another star appeared, this one had a female voice:

"Yes I think too, this is so compelling"

And the first one said:

"See? we agree, that makes two of us. You're outnumbered Wiccan,. better do 20mg more."


In the back of my head, very softly, my Inner Admiral Ackbar went:




But I didnt listen and snorted another 20mg like the smoothtalkers had suggested. :facepalm:


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: Asante]
    #14569061 - 06/06/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

this girl i know her boyfriend was selling ounces of oregano for 200$, me being an entrepreanor thought hey this is an awesome deal. but it did sound too good to be true so i went in with my red flags up.

i pick this kid up, emphasize kid. hes bugging out. his eyes are deff not stoned. they looked pilled out on blues or something. he was sketchy. we drive to location where he has the oregano. he says wait here ima go to my uncles backyard and get it. he comes back with a gram sized nug to "show me what it looks like"

and then goes, "so you want it or not". im like "hell ya."

i tell him to "go get a scale so i can see if all scalled out and shit".

he goes around to get that and comes back and says " my uncle wont just give me the oregano without getting the money."

so i tell him i just want to see what it all looks like, i ask him to bring me atleast half.

he goes around this random house and comes back. "my uncle wont give it to me without the money. just give me the 300$  and ill come back with the oregano."

HAHAHAHAH at this point this kid has to be a fucking idiot, last time this happened i lost 25 dollars in like 9th grade. fuck if im gonna give my money away with no materials.

and he proceeds to go on how "where can i go man, u know where im going. here take my (fake) gold chain, its worth more than 300$ (even tho its as thick as a piece of string).

so i told him one last time to see if he can get any amount of bulk so i can see what it looks like. he makes it seem like im pulling his tooth. when he goes around the corner of the house. i start my car and peel out that bitch, leaving him like 10 miles from where i originally picked him up. he calls me all pissed and shit, im like bro dont try and rob me u dumbass.


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: Asante]
    #14569405 - 06/06/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ive had hot girls flirt me up to get free drugs when really they had boyfriends sitting across the room who wanted to partake with them.


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: Asante] * 2
    #14569601 - 06/06/11 02:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

last time I failed to listen to the admiral, I ended up married


I've always heeded his warnings since then


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14569621 - 06/06/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

It's not really recent, but I was at a friends house about a year ago and I went with this qt to the gas station to buy some alcohol.  She was only 20, so she got some cash at the ATM and brought it outside to me so I could get both of our stuff together.

So as I'm puffin a cig outside the gas station, I notice this drew carey-looking mother fucker eyeing me from his Ford Explorer about 100 ft away.  I play it cool and don't let him know I see him, but then, said qt gives me her cash in full view of this guy, and I can see out of the corner of my eye he's staring through my soul. 

At this point, I'm about 95% sure he's a cop, buy I go inside anyway and simply buy a sprite.  Drew Carey is still mean mugging me from his SUV the entire time.  Of course the girl I'm with doesn't know what's going on, so I explain the situation to her as we leave the gas station.  When we get back to my friends place, I tell him to go buy the alcohol for us since I'm sketched about this guy eyeing me.

About 10 minutes go by and my friends brings back the liquids.  He told me when he was checking out, the cashier asked for his ID (my friend looks like a grizzly bear, he never gets carded) and hinted that police were looking out for underage drinkers tonight.


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #14569662 - 06/06/11 02:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I rent room for a living (well most of my living needs) so I have to pick between people I don't know after talking 2 minutes on the phone and seeing them in person for 10 minutes.

I have 4 rooms to fill in with these people and I gotta make sure the new guy doesnt piss off the others.

Ive had 15 roomates in the last 2 years, I fucked up 3 times.

1st: Rent to this black guy, seemed honest, worked at a bank. He decided to leave before his contract ended without warning. Lost a month rent, sued his ass, I will get my cash back.

2nd: Other black guy. He got deported to Nigeria.... Nothing I can do there, got screwed over for a month

3rd: White trash, on welfare, he's an idiot, nobdy likes him, he's leaving soon.

12/15 not bad


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: Patlal]
    #14569684 - 06/06/11 02:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

4/5*

reduce nigga! :angrykidface:


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #14569809 - 06/06/11 03:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Any time intimidation or humiliation is going on and I mean every single fucking time.


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: Konyap]
    #14570027 - 06/06/11 03:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

The last time I ignored the Admiral was when I lead an attack on the Death Star.


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14570873 - 06/06/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

If ackbar says it's a trap, then you best believe it's a trap.:sadyes:


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: Asante]
    #14570917 - 06/06/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
Last time was early this may...

I had been binging on a cocaine like drug for 3 days straight. I was delusional and hallucinating. I contemplated taking another snort or quitting, when beside me on the couch a little star appeared and started talking to me.

"If I were you I would boost some more. This is mad interesting!"

Another star appeared, this one had a female voice:

"Yes I think too, this is so compelling"

And the first one said:

"See? we agree, that makes two of us. You're outnumbered Wiccan,. better do 20mg more."


In the back of my head, very softly, my Inner Admiral Ackbar went:




But I didnt listen and snorted another 20mg like the smoothtalkers had suggested. :facepalm:



:eek:


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: 28064212]
    #14570937 - 06/06/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: mirage]
    #14571078 - 06/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: Micawber]
    #14571188 - 06/06/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

me and a group of my friends used to hang out in the city on the weekends, going to all the rave clubs. because back then in my city, there used to be tonnes of events on friday nights, and one particular rave club that was exclusively open 7am-3pm saturday, and then tonnes of clubs opened for saturday night. so you could pretty much spend friday-sunday just partying in the city.


so anyway its like early morning sunday after a week out partying, and we are hanging out on this street where theres lots of carparks and just alot of the ravers go to chill out and whatnot. and were sitting on the steps just talking shit and whatnot. i see this group of 4 guys walking up towards us, and they were older dudes, lebanese. i saw them straight away and i thought these guys look like trouble, but hoped they just keep moving past. anyway as they got close one starts going " BICCIES, BICCIES, WHOS GOT BICCIES? " (biccies means ecstacy pills) out loud because there was lots of ppl around with drugs in the area. one of my mates was a pill dealer at the time.


so i talked to them and said what are you looking for, and the guy goes biccies, and im like yeh how many and his like "1...or 5...actually ill take as many as you got" and straight away after that the admiral akbar in my head went off saying " ITS A TRAP ". but i feigned like i was going along with them and working towards helping him and my mate work something out. so anyway over the course of 15m while people are planning and working shit out, my mate was calling down other people from the apartment to bring out pills, i kind of pulled him away and turned my back to them so they couldn't see me speak and i quietly whispered to him with a very stern look on my face: "DONT they're going to roll you" (take his drugs and money).


so things continued on and one of them went to get a car for them to drive in and sort things out. this seemed sketchy. and as that guy left, i waited with the other 2 dudes as my other friends were just chilling a bit away on the steps. and while i was there on my own with them, i didn't think anything of it at the time, but one of the guys was trying to sus me out. and he started like punching me in the stomache, not hard , but just feeling me out, and i kind of just looked at him and laughed. and he goes ' you look like a boxer '. i didn't realise it at the time but he was sussing me out to see if he could take me on. so anyway, his car rocked up, and our friends from the apartment also rocked up with pills. but once our friends rocked up, the guys who were going to roll us must have got all paranoid and worried that we were going to roll them and they got everyone into the car quickly, and they wouldnt let our friends who just came down into the car. they're like nah nah nah not u, u cant come.


so 2 of our friends and these 3 guys drive off in this guys car and we think nothing of it, just hanging out waiting for them to come back. about 15m later my friend gets a phone call. and his like "ey.........mik??? ....MICHAEL where r u " and the phone hung up. and now i'm starting to get REALLY sketched out man. and im like WHAT HAPPENED and he's like i dunno man somethings wrong. he said the guy was screaming to come get them and help out and he said they were hiding in this dance studio or something on the other side of the city (long story just a place they ran to hide).


so i sprint down to the corner and get a taxi, and we drive over to pick them up. and when they walk over to the car man......ones shirt is covered and blood and his nose looked like its broken, and he just had this fed up look on his face. like he had had enough man he was pissed off. just staring and not saying a word. my other mate had the most paranoid and scared look on his face of anyone i've ever seen.



they told us what happened, that apparently, they were driving and it was all good, and out of no where, the guy who was trying to start me just started losing the plot and screaming, and the two who werent driving started bashing my two friends. the dealer was on the back right seat, and the guy who copped most of it was in the middle. the guy in the middle when shit started going down said to the dealer "jump out , get out now" and he had to jump out of a moving car at like 50km/h and roll onto the concrete. he goes he'd never been so worried in his life after jumping out of the car and just having to watch it drive off with his mate still in there...

now the other guy si still getting bashed, and he tries to jump out of the car as well, and as hes jumping out the guy in the back who was hitting him, (FUCKING PEASANT FUCK THAT HE IS) grabs him by the shirt, and he was being dragged outside of the car by his shirt for a block or two before being dropped. my mate has a scar the whole way around his neck now from where the shirt cut him. :sad:



so after all this we go back to the apartment and every1 is really worked up and just going nuts at this point. then a few hours later another friend of ours, this chick who was also in the same place we were but was hangin out with diff friends said they came back later, after they tried to roll our two friends (because they didn't get anything) and rolled another group of people for two grams of crystal meth.




but yeah, the initial " ITS A TRAP " moment was when they were asking for pills really pushily. like not knowing what they want, but going yeah 1 , 5, nah ill take as many as u got. that was sketchy as fuck.


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14571229 - 06/06/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

That is why I don't get in the car with random people to sell them drugs :X. 

I can say I was in the 8th grade, and a friend and I walked into the 'ghetto' to try and buy some weed.  We gave 10$ to a random person who said they would bring us a dime back.  We knew it was a bad idea, but we didn't know how else to get any.  Needless to say, he didn't come back with our money.

This is why I don't give my money to random people for drugs. haha


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Re: It's A Trap! - calling on your inner Admiral Ackbar [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14571240 - 06/06/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Now that's a fucking It's A Trap story...


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