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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Funguspants] * 1
    #14567372 - 06/05/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You blew a load on your carpet? On your own? Maybe with a chick and pulling out and missing or heat of the moment or whatever I can understand... But jacking off on your carpet is fucking gross. WTF dude? I'm not even concerned about the ant, more concerned about your lack of hygiene/cleanliness. That's gross.

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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Sheekle]
    #14567381 - 06/05/11 11:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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i just beat off onto my carpet and an ant that was small like a baby ant or something walked into it halfway and was there for a few seconds so i scared it away. i think it was either licking or smelling it or something but now there's an ant walking around with my semen on it. imagine if dinosours were still around and it ejaculated and you walked into it not knowing what the substance was?

Weird shit dude i feel like i just molestd an ant



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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Sheekle]
    #14567395 - 06/05/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:awewtf:

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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14567442 - 06/05/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Doc_T]
    #14567475 - 06/06/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

best story ever.


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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: the human abstract]
    #14567496 - 06/06/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

No way. Best jack off story ever had to be this one. That dude jacked off on frog eggs in a petri dish, they could have made mutant frog-human hybrids. This guy jacked off on an ant, the ant just had sticky legs.

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